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The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: Cleaning Your Pooper Like A Wire Brush

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I'm old enough to remember when you didn't have to pay extra for an exit row seat, you just had to be clued up.
 
I am old enough to remember needing a ride home after school and not having a quarter and calling collect and yelling COME PICK ME UP into the phone before hanging up.
 
Sinny said:
I am old enough to remember needing a ride home after school and not having a quarter and calling collect and yelling COME PICK ME UP into the phone before hanging up.
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I recently described this process to my daughter who cannot imagine the world without cell phones.
 
Sinny said:
I am old enough to remember needing a ride home after school and not having a quarter and calling collect and yelling COME PICK ME UP into the phone before hanging up.
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I did that! Always felt good sticking it to the man.
 
Fucking kids and their cell phones.

They will never know the beauty of stretching a curly cord across the living room to the bathroom for 5 minutes of privacy.

And butane curling irons.
 
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The usual drivel.
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“...the global warming scam, with the (literally) trillions of dollars driving it, that has corrupted so many scientists, and has carried A[merican] P[hysical] S[ociety] before it like a rogue wave. It is the greatest and most successful pseudoscientific fraud I have seen in my long life as a physicist...”​
-Hal Lewis, Ph.D.
Professor of Physics
University of California
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My new house is not so perfect. I've got a freaking weird next door neighbor who walks around with a leaf blower.


and no, she is not the one who does that mowing.


Today, she asked me if I wanted the things on my porch. I have a grand total of 2 items.


Our house are in close quarters so she comes over onto my porch.


Lordy.
 
pink said:
My new house is not so perfect. I've got a freaking weird next door neighbor who walks around with a leaf blower.


and no, she is not the one who does that mowing.


Today, she asked me if I wanted the things on my porch. I have a grand total of 2 items.


Our house are in close quarters so she comes over onto my porch.


Lordy.
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Chain your things to the porch so there is no misunderstandings?
 
Sinny said:
I am old enough to remember needing a ride home after school and not having a quarter and calling collect and yelling COME PICK ME UP into the phone before hanging up.
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Was that the same phone I walked up to with my last quarter and the receiver was gone?
 
 
Sinny said:
I am old enough to remember needing a ride home after school and not having a quarter and calling collect and yelling COME PICK ME UP into the phone before hanging up.
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My parents always told me to walk.
 
Just learned "bae" also can mean "books are everything". I too can start using hip language, bae!
 
Mosquitos?

Thanks for mentioning them. That reminds me to do tick checks. No money for public services announcements, on TV, this year ? I pity the tourists. Welcome to Lyme Country, visitors.
 
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