The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: Cleaning Your Pooper Like A Wire Brush

[pink]

Sometimes pets are better company than humans.

Sometimes????

 

[Sean]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3Bmo4TWEAAOLHs.jpg

 

[Parminderjeet]

AJ is a douchebag

I had not heard that before.

 

[Emerson40]

Candy apples and cotton candy, the smell of mini donuts and kettle corn.

Ring toss and pellet guns, darts and dunking ducks, and teenagers winning pink teddy bears as big as small children.

Bumper cars, ferris wheel, and rides that spin, drop, and turn, and pull the loose change from your pockets.

Salty carnies, calling out sing-song rhymes to entice you to games of chance, and squinting, skinny old men, counting riders as they board, their smiles a curve of spaces, teeth, and absurd angles.

The fair is in town for the weekend. Get your tickets to ride.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Candy apples and cotton candy, the smell of mini donuts and kettle corn.

Ring toss and pellet guns, darts and dunking ducks, and teenagers winning pink teddy bears as big as small children.

Bumper cars, ferris wheel, and rides that spin, drop, and turn, and pull the loose change from your pockets.

Salty carnies, calling out sing-song rhymes to entice you to games of chance, and squinting, skinny old men, counting riders as they board, their smiles a curve of spaces, teeth, and absurd angles.

The fair is in town for the weekend. Get your tickets to ride.

I want to run away with you
Your caravan and rabbit stew
Don't buy me candyfloss or bears
Swarfega fingers, I want you there

 

[Saint Peter]

No..... not sexy.

Should I flip it over my shoulder?

 

[thør]

Be careful of that beam.

 

[Saint Peter]

Roomba 1
Ruby 0

 

[Saint Peter]

Tell the ironworkers to watch it.

 

[thør]

Tell the ironworkers to watch it.

You'll have to 'spell them at break.

 

[Aquagal]

Holy crap that port-a-potty was so full that if a dude sat down his dick woulda been swimming in shit.

 

[Saint Peter]

You'll have to 'spell them at break.

Do it after lunch...





...when they get back from the bar.

 

[yossi]

Ribs for dinner with mashed potatoes, mushroom gravy, and green beans.

Good stuff.

 

[Aquagal]

:hovers:

 

[thør]

Holy crap that port-a-potty was so full that if a dude sat down his dick woulda been swimming in shit.

Hence, dudes never sit.....

I got the cleanest porta potty in Anchorage in my driveway, for the carpenters that are NEVER here.

 

[Saint Peter]

Tell us about your mushroom gravy.

 

[Saint Peter]

Your carpenters went to lunch with the ironworkers.

 

[thør]

Ribs for dinner with mashed potatoes, mushroom gravy, and green beans.

Good stuff.

Describe said ribs.

 

[Aquagal]

It looked like mushroom gravy in the port a potty

 

[thør]

Your carpenters went to lunch with the ironworkers.

The fuckers should be done next week. The window company finally delivered the last one.

 

[thør]

It looked like mushroom gravy in the port a potty

Gag!!!!

 

[Saint Peter]

Sometimes it is better to just find a tree.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

It's one of those foods I WANT to like, but I can't get past the texture. I also had a problem with oatmeal until someone suggested steel-cut oats. Yum!!!

Word, yo.

 

[thør]

Sometimes it is better to just find a tree.

Or a bush.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

The fuckers should be done next week. The window company finally delivered the last one.

Now if they just stay out of the porta-potty they'll get some work done