The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Go post in the Lounge!

[Bookishleigh]

Bannon looks decent in spectacles.

https://media.giphy.com/media/xeR6OUN2DWvEQ/giphy.gif

 

[Mrtenant]

The sky was the color of her hair, the only thing he had ever loved...


http://i.imgur.com/WB2FeKf.jpg

 

[Wings]

I need to start a hotel chronicles Insta.

 

[Radiohead]

I need to start a hotel chronicals Insta

If your legs arent spread, your hotels wont either.

Also, if you will, I'd look up the spelling for at least chronicles.

 

[Wings]

If your legs arent spread, your hotels wont either.

Also, if you will, I'd look up the spelling for at least chronicles.

Jesus.

 

[ryan8558]

The sky was the color of her hair, the only thing he had ever loved...


http://i.imgur.com/WB2FeKf.jpg

I like it! Someone should make the movie!!


But please don't let them use this as a reference.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Boy_and_His_Dog_(1975_film)

 

[butters]

http://i.imgur.com/Rb34Guw.jpg

this amused me way too much

 

[Fata Morgana]

You know you're fucking old when you get over excited about a pair of curtains.

 

[phantom4533]

I get excited when all my socks make it out of the washing machine.

 

[Fata Morgana]

How did it come to this?

 

[thør]

You know you're fucking old when you get over excited about a pair of curtains.

I just had some new triple pane windows installed and SWMBO decided she wanted new blinds. The blinds quoted cost more than the damn windows! I had to just say no to that vendor.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I just had some new triple pane windows installed and SWMBO decided she wanted new blinds. The blinds quoted cost more than the damn windows! I had to just say no to that vendor.

These fuckers are £250 but I'm in love with 'em.

 

[thør]

These fuckers are £250 but I'm in love with 'em.

They should get you off twice a night for that price.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[trysail]

Half-mile Wide Asteroid Makes Close Approach on Wednesday

by Roy Spencer, Ph.D.
18 April, 2017

An asteroid capable of destroying Washington D.C. and New York City at the same time will be making its closest approach to Earth on April 19...

...The current asteroid, called “2014 JO25“, is traveling at the unimaginably fast speed of 75,000 mph. It has been estimated that an asteroid of this size is capable of wiping out an area the size of New England, and causing global cooling from the dust that would be lofted into the stratosphere. “2014 JO25” will be the closest appoach asteroid of this size in the last 13 years.

Good News, Bad News

The good news is that even at closest approach, the asteroid — about the size of the Rock of Gibraltar — will safely pass by about 4.6 times as far away from Earth as the moon.

The bad news is that this asteroid was only discovered in 2014, and even if it was on a collision course with Earth, there probably would not have been enough time to mount a mission to hit it with a nuclear-weapon tipped rocket. This is why NASA has been surveying the skies, discovering new asteroids on a routine basis. While most of these are small, the relatively recent discovery of Wednesday’s asteroid suggests we will not have much time to respond if we discover one on a collision course with Earth...​

more...
http://www.drroyspencer.com/2017/04/half-mile-wide-asteroid-close-approach-on-wednesday/


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[butters]

You know you're fucking old when you get over excited about a pair of curtains.

there's a joke in there somewhere - but i ain't touchin' it

good afternoon, f-f-f-fata.

bought a dress yesterday.

 

[Fata Morgana]

there's a joke in there somewhere - but i ain't touchin' it

good afternoon, f-f-f-fata.

bought a dress yesterday.

Good afternoon Butters! Ooh what kind of dress? I'm totally revamping my book room. Moving the gas meter, ripping out the 60's horrible fireplace and another bookcase squeezed in. I'm excited but moving all the books out is daunting. National Grid bloke came this morning and he spent half an hour looking through my books!

 

[butters]

Good afternoon Butters! Ooh what kind of dress? I'm totally revamping my book room. Moving the gas meter, ripping out the 60's horrible fireplace and another bookcase squeezed in. I'm excited but moving all the books out is daunting. National Grid bloke came this morning and he spent half an hour looking through my books!

one that hides a multitude of sins. i'll pm you

hah! yeah, all those books and did the gas meter guy have good taste in literature? you never know...

 

[Disgustipated]

I was old young then.

Jezzi and fermina. I am not So jaded. I had a nice thing happen to day.

Piers, j know it's full, and I know you ALL deserve replies I will get to it, please forgive me for not getting to it today or this week if I don't. I will. I promise.

What drugs are you on and please tell us all so we can avoid them at all costs.

 

[Miasorrow]

What drugs are you on and please tell us all so we can avoid them at all costs.

Hahaha.

 

[Fata Morgana]

there's a joke in there somewhere - but i ain't touchin' it

good afternoon, f-f-f-fata.

bought a dress yesterday.

one that hides a multitude of sins. i'll pm you

hah! yeah, all those books and did the gas meter guy have good taste in literature? you never know...

He did! He was eyeing up O'Toole, Burton, Reed and Harris books. He said Ooh you like your bad boys then. I said only on me shelves pal!

 

[Fata Morgana]

What drugs are you on and please tell us all so we can avoid them at all costs.

Jezzi has her hooked on some new shit called 'Pigs Arse'. They were doing it in the kitchen and drinking anti-freeze. Hardcore bitches those two.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Election time again! Tresemme changed her mind.

 

[chillywilly2]

Election time again! Tresemme changed her mind.

Is that a good thing?
Heard it this morning and thought of you bunch over there
And you stuck that tresemme nic in my head now dammitt

 

[Fata Morgana]

Is that a good thing?
Heard it this morning and thought of you bunch over there
And you stuck that tresemme nic in my head now dammitt

Fuck knows. They're all cunts.