Lit women, Kim Il Sung beckons

[OldJourno]

North Korea's bat-shit crazy dictator just might start a nuclear war.
I have it on good authority he spends four to eight hours a day on Lit, though my sources have not disclosed his Lit alias. There is also evidence that his bellicosity would be substantially tempered if only he had at his disposal the sexual charms of selected Lit women.
I'm no judge of what women might consider to be a hunk, but I'm sure Kim Il Sung wouldn't be on anyone's sexiest list. I could be wrong.
So I'll put it right out there, Lit women: If it would save the world, would you let Kim Il Sung play hide the salami with you?

 

[KingOrfeo]

So I'll put it right out there, Lit women: If it would save the world, would you let Kim Il Sung play hide the salami with you?

I should hope not, he died in 1994.

 

[thør]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/8446110-3x2-940x627.jpg

 

[KingOrfeo]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/8446110-3x2-940x627.jpg

Not that women in uniform ain't hawt, but sometimes a guy wants somebody a little more, well, relaxed.

 

[Rightguide]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/8446110-3x2-940x627.jpg

It's the Norkettes!

 

[Hard_Rom]

I should hope not, he died in 1994.

OP is always a bit behind the times.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Not that women in uniform ain't hawt, but sometimes a guy wants somebody a little more, well, relaxed.

In the DPRK you got your choice uptight uniformed babes or
https://danmillerinpanama.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/mass-starv-4.jpg

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/8446110-3x2-940x627.jpg

https://s3.amazonaws.com/osmd-wp/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/21165919/rockettes-1024x683.jpg

 

[KingOrfeo]

In the DPRK you got your choice uptight uniformed babes or
https://danmillerinpanama.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/mass-starv-4.jpg

That actually makes it plausible that Kim would want him some Lit ladies.

 

[KingOrfeo]

https://s3.amazonaws.com/osmd-wp/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/21165919/rockettes-1024x683.jpg

Differing from a circus in that a circus is an array of cunning stunts.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Differing from a circus in that a circus is an array of cunning stunts.

So T-Rumps administration is not a circus!

 

[KingOrfeo]

So T-Rumps administration is not a circus!

Whatever it is, it is stunning. Like a hammer-blow to the cranium.