What is something from your mouth

No blame either for gross young bastards who spit on sidewalks! Teach your kids some fucking manners!
 
I hope any children I have get my teeth genes. They're pretty and don't give me many problems.
 
Okay will drop the exclamation points.

Was downtown the other day. Thought maybe there was an out break of spitting disease. Since when does a young lady spit? I must be getting old.
 
Electric blue vomit from getting pissed on Blue Curaçao in a seedy nightclub in my teens. The toilet cubicle looked like the inside of a smurf's bowel when I'd done.
 
Okay will drop the exclamation points.

Was downtown the other day. Thought maybe there was an out break of spitting disease. Since when does a young lady spit? I must be getting old.

NEVER SWALLOW PHLEGM FOR FUCK SAKE.
 
I thought that this thread would be about expressions, like "twenty-three skidoo" or "the bee's knees."
 
What's with all you loud cunts in my thread?

You cunts need to get laid or something too much fucking aggression

I had to shout cos it's something a feel very strongly about. My mum always said cough it up and spit it out. Not a credo when there's a cock involved though. Not that my mum said that. I mean, she didn't advise to spit out spunk. Spunk never came into it. Just phlegm.

Oh dear. Fuck you Rom.
 
I hope any children I have get my teeth genes. They're pretty and don't give me many problems.

Wait a second.

So we have phlegm, blue spew and wrinkly flaps, and you have pretty teeth?

You are way too fucking chill young lady. Waaaay too chill.
 
I had to shout cos it's something a feel very strongly about. My mum always said cough it up and spit it out. Not a credo when there's a cock involved though. Not that my mum said that. I mean, she didn't advise to spit out spunk. Spunk never came into it. Just phlegm.

Oh dear. Fuck you Rom.

Oh I see now. That's OK then.

I'm not gonna talk about spunk because it's so god awful to me. Worse than phlegm and blue gack.
 
Can't remember the last time I ran into pussy hair you could floss with. I hear even guys are shaving their man parts. Hopefully not with landing strips.
 
Can't remember the last time I ran into pussy hair you could floss with. I hear even guys are shaving their man parts. Hopefully not with landing strips.

I assume they are probably doing it with razors and not landing strips.
 
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