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Bramblethorn
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No need to go to the doctor, just swallow a teaspoon full of salt and that'll melt it.
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Alternatively get a hot water bottle and fill it with hot water and put it on your tummy for a couple of hours and then drink really hot coffee (but NOT burning hot). If the ice is still there, the hot coffee will melt it (drink LOTS of hot coffee) and the hot water bottle on your tummy will make sure the coffee stays hot enough to dissolve the ice if it's still there. You may end up peeing ice chips if the ice fragments but that's okay, there shouldn't be any permanent damage.
If the combination of hot water and hot coffee is too confusing, it doesn't matter, just use hot coffee for everything. After you've drunk all the coffee you can use the coffee from the hot water bottle as a refill to save yourself making more. You'll also have the benefit of feeling invigorated by all the caffeine.
I wouldn't suggest anal sex until you're sure the ice has melted though. Frostbite of the male reproductive organ is a terrible thing and ice burns hurt. On the other hand, if he's hot, that might help the ice melt. The friction might help too altho you should be careful not to catch fire. Keep a fire extinguisher close by at all times during heated sex.
Oh, and you should make sure it's Black Rifle Coffee too. That's very important coz Starbucks will just, like, chill you out and that's no good if you want to melt the ice.
And make very sure it's salt if you choose that option. DO NOT use that chemical ice melt stuff. It'll melt the ice alright but you'll end up in ER and you'll feel real sick and stuff so don't do that, okay. I'm worried now and stuff. coz, like, you seem to make these bad choices and stuff and, like, it's a total worry for me. I'm going to have to drink another coffee (Black Rifle of course) just to relax now.
If the combination of hot water and hot coffee is too confusing, it doesn't matter, just use hot coffee for everything. After you've drunk all the coffee you can use the coffee from the hot water bottle as a refill to save yourself making more. You'll also have the benefit of feeling invigorated by all the caffeine.
I wouldn't suggest anal sex until you're sure the ice has melted though. Frostbite of the male reproductive organ is a terrible thing and ice burns hurt. On the other hand, if he's hot, that might help the ice melt. The friction might help too altho you should be careful not to catch fire. Keep a fire extinguisher close by at all times during heated sex.
Oh, and you should make sure it's Black Rifle Coffee too. That's very important coz Starbucks will just, like, chill you out and that's no good if you want to melt the ice.
And make very sure it's salt if you choose that option. DO NOT use that chemical ice melt stuff. It'll melt the ice alright but you'll end up in ER and you'll feel real sick and stuff so don't do that, okay. I'm worried now and stuff. coz, like, you seem to make these bad choices and stuff and, like, it's a total worry for me. I'm going to have to drink another coffee (Black Rifle of course) just to relax now.
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Laurel
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No, that only works with snails.
SimonDoom
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I think it got stuck somewhere. Melting it won't do the trick -- you have to shake it out.
I recommend buying one of those inflatable bounce houses for kids. Bounce around in it a lot and stuff and make sure you do so on your feet, back, and tummy so you shake and bounce in every direction.
That should get the ice cube unstuck, and before you know it you'll see it again.
I recommend buying one of those inflatable bounce houses for kids. Bounce around in it a lot and stuff and make sure you do so on your feet, back, and tummy so you shake and bounce in every direction.
That should get the ice cube unstuck, and before you know it you'll see it again.
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No, it's fine. ice is genetically related to snails. That's why they both melt in salt.
So I think the plan is to add the salt. And then since Ellole is cold, so cold she can't melt ice, then we need to follow it with cream, and then she can jump up and down. Then she'll poop ice cream.
No, it won't precisely solve the problem, but when you know a girl who poops ice cream you really don't have any problems.
(There's a plot bunny here, and it would be perfect in LW. I'm not writing it.)
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Don't worry, you already peed it out.
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Love it!
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Ignore these amateurs, they're all wrong. The correct course of treatment is to dilute three parts vodka with a splash of vermouth and a quick dabble of lemon peel, swallow and jump up and down vigorously. Repeat. Repeat again. And again. Once more, with feeling, and then once more for luck. Now you've drunk 6 large martinis and are completely shit-faced, problem has gone away, or at least you're now past caring. I thank you.
*Drops mike and walks off stage*
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We would ALL be fucked if it was.
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Ice your problem. Might need to cube this one and think it over.
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Bingo.
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That is not how I want to be fucked. Someone explain to ice nine about consensual sex.
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When was the last time you peed ice? Stop messing around if you don't have anything helpful to say.
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I'm so scared cause a couple nights ago at work I swallowed an ice cube but I haven't pooped it out yet. Should I go to the doctor? Cause I don't want it freezing stuff inside me and making a block or something.
Debbie
Try adding a few drops of dishwashing liquid to half a glass of 70% isopropyl alcohol, and drink. This should keep all of your pipes ice-free for several days.
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When was the last time you peed ice? Stop messing around if you don't have anything helpful to say.
I have always peed ice. I would have a nice filet of ice for dinner and I would be up all night peeing. There's a correlation there somewhere??!!??
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Try adding a few drops of dishwashing liquid to half a glass of 70% isopropyl alcohol, and drink. This should keep all of your pipes ice-free for several days.
Aye; and probably in Hospital.
Lori: I think you got it right !
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Denny
Sometimes I play the part of a doctor here when Dr Liz is busy. Since you are an author your first visit is free.
The safest way to remove ice cubes or even crushed ice from your tummy is swallow two small snails and make comments on Lit until the ice shavings pass one of your orifices.There is nothing to be scared of. It happens every day.
Well, it's possible the snails may grow and get lodged in your rectum or vaginal passage. Call if this happens and we will go from there. Or just try anal and intercourse with a dozen men as rapidly as they can get on and off. The getting off is especially important.
If you swallow dry ice you'll need a lube but most regular ice is harmless as long as the cubes are smaller than five pounds.
Sometimes I play the part of a doctor here when Dr Liz is busy. Since you are an author your first visit is free.
The safest way to remove ice cubes or even crushed ice from your tummy is swallow two small snails and make comments on Lit until the ice shavings pass one of your orifices.There is nothing to be scared of. It happens every day.
Well, it's possible the snails may grow and get lodged in your rectum or vaginal passage. Call if this happens and we will go from there. Or just try anal and intercourse with a dozen men as rapidly as they can get on and off. The getting off is especially important.
If you swallow dry ice you'll need a lube but most regular ice is harmless as long as the cubes are smaller than five pounds.
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Okay then, a teaspoon full of snails it is.
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Thanks for the advice everybody well 'cept the Rubbin guy he's just being a butthole like sr7iplt and stuff.
I can't drink a lot of alcohol cause it gives me hiccups and makes me do dumb things so I'm goona have to pass on the isoprble stuff but I did take a big spoon of salt and washed it down with coffee and some vodka. will that make it come out easier cause it was a square one and stuff and It will hurt with the corners and stuff.
Debbie
I can't drink a lot of alcohol cause it gives me hiccups and makes me do dumb things so I'm goona have to pass on the isoprble stuff but I did take a big spoon of salt and washed it down with coffee and some vodka. will that make it come out easier cause it was a square one and stuff and It will hurt with the corners and stuff.
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I wish you told me that sooner cause a guy I went out with took me to a fancy place to eat and he said to get the S cargo cause it was really good and then they put it on the table and it was snails and it looked ickey and I wasn't gonna eat snails but if I knew about the salt thing I could done that and he would have thought I ate them but I really didn't cause then he would ask me out again and stuff but I didn't know and he didn't call me again.
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The real problem is the ice is slippery. She should take a teaspoonful of sand to give her intestine more traction for peristalsis to kick in and move the cube along. She may need to repeat the procedure every hour or so until the cube passes. Full passage through the intestinal tract takes 24 to 36 hours.
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Elloelle
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Try adding a few drops of dishwashing liquid to half a glass of 70% isopropyl alcohol, and drink. This should keep all of your pipes ice-free for several days.
I didn't cuss or nothin' I don't need my mouth washed out and the fix it guy can clean the pipes cause I don't know what thats got to do with swallowing a ice cube and stuff.
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