20,000 lesbians party in Palm Springs...

[FakeNews]

Summer came early for the lesbian community, who flooded Southern California to soak up some rays at an annual five-day festival in Palm Springs that is entirely dedicated to lesbian women, and cultural appreciation.

The Club Skirts Dinah Shore Weekend has become known as one of the wildest weekends in the lesbian community, and this past weekend's debauched event - the 27th in the festival's history - looks to have been no different.

The long weekend, which takes place just days before the start of the Coachella music fesitval, included pool parties, comedy shows, mixers, and performances from Top Ten artists. Previous years have seen Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, The Pussycat Dolls, Meghan Trainor, and Ke$ha take the main stage.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...s-flood-Palm-Springs-Dinah-Shore-Weekend.html

 

[rocket_surgery]

So in other words stay the hell out of Palm Springs unless you're a big fan of Birkenstocks and crewcuts.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

More flannel than a Duck Dynasty family reunion...

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Bottom line: No lesbian wants me, but every lesbian wants to be me.

 

[LincolnDuncan]

Bottom line: No lesbian wants me, but every lesbian wants to be me.

You don't even want to be you.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Originally Posted by NOIRTRASH View Post
Bottom line: No lesbian wants me, but every lesbian wants to be me.

You don't even want to be you.

That right there was funnier than the Duckie Dynasty comment.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

You don't even want to be you.

My antecedents created Western Civilization, yours just left the trees and put on underpants.

 

[LincolnDuncan]

My antecedents created Western Civilization, yours just left the trees and put on underpants.

I just couldn't pass up that fastball right over the heart of the plate.

What is your assumption about my antecedents?

 

[richard_daily]

My antecedents created Western Civilization, yours just left the trees and put on underpants.

And yet you, yourself, haven't created shit... must be rough living in those big shadows.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I just couldn't pass up that fastball right over the heart of the plate.

What is your assumption about my antecedents?

God told me.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

And yet you, yourself, haven't created shit... must be rough living in those big shadows.

I have 2-3 miracles hanging off my gun belt.