The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Go post in the Lounge!

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We'd be too drugged up to look after it!

When I was in my third year at uni, I crashed the cheap Volvo I'd bought as a runaround. Turned it upside down and drove it into a tree. My mate Rob heard and came out to do a rescue mission, his emergency supplies were four cans of Stella and half a dozen mazzies.
 
When I was in my third year at uni, I crashed the cheap Volvo I'd bought as a runaround. Turned it upside down and drove it into a tree. My mate Rob heard and came out to do a rescue mission, his emergency supplies were four cans of Stella and half a dozen mazzies.

Rob sounds like my kinda man!
 
That's how they get you. They convince you it can be done, that you can cheat the cheater. But you can't win. So the only way not to lose is never to play at all.


(This is a metaphor. I leave it to everyone's wisdom to figure out what for.)
 
Sometimes I let my opinionated mouth get away from me. Dammit.
 
My mom is batshit crazy but sometimes she makes me laugh out loud.

Like this random text:
 
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