The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Go post in the Lounge!

[Disgustipated]

I see dork people.

 

[pointless]

my ear and my balls were both itchy at the same time. that doesn't mean anything, but i just felt like posting something.

 

[pointless]

then my foot itched. i hate that. i'm very ticklish.

 

[Disgustipated]

You need a better VPN.

 

[pointless]

now it's my finger, but i cut that on some glass earlier so that's different.

 

[Froya]

Be sure to let us know when it gets to your ass.

 

[pointless]

don't be stupid. they're all different itches.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I got 99 problems, but an itch ain't one.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/a06e69fb90fd1251f8b2b564d951c6f3/tumblr_mfrwsnfQuW1rg6kg3o4_250.gif

booooooo

 

[sweepthefloor]

there is always the scotch tape test to check for pinworms.

 

[Greypowerful]

God it gets me minge moist when you thrust all deep and durtty like.

FYP.

You're most welcum.

 

[Greypowerful]

there is always the scotch tape test to check for pinworms.

You're rather strange. Don't like to be eaten, either. Is there a connexion?

 

[CTFD]

What I say: "Dad, I need you to call AT&T and activate the new SIM card for Mom's phone."

What my dad hears: "Wah wah wah Mom wah wah wahhhhh."

What Dad says to me: "I'll have your mother call you"

"No. No, Dad that won't work because her new, you know what, never mind."

Tomorrow when he tells me that she's pissed her phone won't work I'll tell him to go to a store and that will fix that.

Florida has rotted their brains.

https://desertdemocrat.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/gary-larson-far-side-cartoon-what-we-say-to-dogs-blah-blah-ginger.jpeg

 

[CTFD]

bleh

https://media.giphy.com/media/kCwOAiFe96wUg/giphy.gif

 

[pointless]

when i say i feel like a zombie because i took benadryl to sleep the night before that is not secret code for please immediately engage me in a long, meandering conversation about essentially nothing.

no, if it's secret code for anything it's don't waste your time talking to me because i'm not really paying attention.

got it? good. now, if you don't mind, i will now consume a metric fuckton on caffeine while trying to remember how to blink,

seriously, i took a lot of benadryl.

 

[Disgustipated]

I've never taken the stuff. For someone who barely sleeps, I probably should.

 

[pointless]

i actually prefer doxylamine to diphenhydramine, but what can you do? generic benadryl is cheap and everywhere.

if i spelt any of that wrong do try to get over it.

 

[trysail]

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[pointless]

fascist cunt.

 

[Greypowerful]

fascist cunt.

Indeed she was.

As an aside, I just saw her 1941 Caddy at a car show. A guy quite near me owns it.

 

[pointless]

hopefully he's pissed on it while flipping it the bird at least once.

 

[Ethical_Slut]

Now I am in the mood for chocolate mousse! But not fish sticks and custard!

 

[RobDownSouth]

I've never taken the stuff. For someone who barely sleeps, I probably should.

I've been a light sleeper all my life.

My doctor prescribed me Restoril (generic name is Temazepam). Best sleep aid ever. seven to eight hours sleep without fail.

 

[Not Normal]

What I say: "Dad, I need you to call AT&T and activate the new SIM card for Mom's phone."

What my dad hears: "Wah wah wah Mom wah wah wahhhhh."

What Dad says to me: "I'll have your mother call you"

"No. No, Dad that won't work because her new, you know what, never mind."

Tomorrow when he tells me that she's pissed her phone won't work I'll tell him to go to a store and that will fix that.

Florida has rotted their brains.

Florida fucks up everything.

Btw, he told me to keep the drums. We'll see.

He's a keeper.

 

[Wings]

He called me from the AT&T store this morning.

Bless his heart

 

[pointless]

I've been a light sleeper all my life.

My doctor prescribed me Restoril (generic name is Temazepam). Best sleep aid ever. seven to eight hours sleep without fail.

yeah, it's frighteningly great, but narcotic sleeping pills aren't exactly something you should just use all willy nilly.