What's the quickest way to 100?

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

Only 1 isn't fixed. She goes next month.

Mine will only look at me side eyed.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

Mine will only look at me side eyed.

I need no basturd puppies.

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

I need no basturd puppies.

Bitches be crazy Yo.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

Bitches be crazy Yo.

They are. Agreed.

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

They are. Agreed.

It's important to recognize the obvious.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

It's important to recognize the obvious.

Im aware of my surroundings. Im also a firm believer that behind every crazy bitch theres an asshole who made her that way.

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

Im aware of my surroundings. Im also a firm believer that behind every crazy bitch theres an asshole who made her that way.

Us assholes have to stick together. It's the only way to survive. Well that and sliding Hagen Daz into the room first.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

Us assholes have to stick together. It's the only way to survive. Well that and sliding Hagen Daz into the room first.

You had me at bacon.

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

You had me at bacon.

If you have titties we might be a match made in heaven.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

If you have titties we might be a match made in heaven.

You could be the jelly of my sammich

 

[jasonmason]

Battle of the Sexes

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

You could be the jelly of my sammich

Depends on the jelly. I'm an apple or grape jelly sort of fella. That strawberry shit needs to go.

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

Battle of the Sexes

We will hug it out. Once she concedes.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

Depends on the jelly. I'm an apple or grape jelly sort of fella. That strawberry shit needs to go.

Grape jelly will only do with this peanut butter

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

We will hug it out. Once she concedes.

Best way to cop a feel of those boobs

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

Grape jelly will only do with this peanut butter

I like crunchy peanut butter. That way I can taste is long after I eat it.

Best way to cop a feel of those boobs

You hug with hands in?

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

I like crunchy peanut butter. That way I can taste is long after I eat it.


You hug with hands in?

I like nuts.

Depends. Do you have big hands?

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

I like nuts.

Depends. Do you have big hands?

Huge hands by T-Rex arms.

 

[TiredFingers]

I need to get my pretty mug up as an AV. What's the quickest way to get to 100?

Quote posts for no reason.

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

Quote posts for no reason.

But you only have 3 posts?!?

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

Sooo close I can taste it. The filth and majesty of the PG av is just at my fingertips.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

Sooo close I can taste it. The filth and majesty of the PG av is just at my fingertips.

I am glad I helped. It was a long hard fought battle. But you have overcome.

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

I am glad I helped. It was a long hard fought battle. But you have overcome.

Yes you helped me to attain this monumental achievement. I feel like I just led a million playgrounder march.


There's 100!!!! I am overcome and speechless. With that being said, I would like to thank my Mom. That low cut too caught my dad's eye and after a night of heavy lovemaking I was born 9 months later.

Thanks mom.

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

So liberating.

 

[Suz_anne]

Raw bacon? Huh. I thought of you as more of a cooked bacon and titties kind of guy.

Weirdo.