Unfortunate or just plain funny names

[ForestFlame]

Funny or unfortunate names that are real or you just like the sound of them. I'll start: Hugh Jardon.

 

[GeorgeWallace]

My name is George Wallace.

 

[coachdb18]

Jack Hoffman

 

[ForestFlame]

Jack Hoffman

LOL

 

[Tryharder62]

Not feeling Apple Paltrow???

 

[Ishmael]

Sen. Hogg of the state of Texas named his only daughter Ima. It is rumored that he said that should he have ever fathered a second girl she would have been name Ura.

Ishmael

 

[ForestFlame]

Not feeling Apple Paltrow???

sounds a bit disjointed doesn't it? totally agree with you

 

[someoneyouknow]

Heard on the radio today about a guy in Canada who had his personalized license plate taken from him. It read: GRABHER. People thought it was misogynistic.






Turns out, that is the guy's last name. He got the license plate from his father when his father no longer drove.

 

[Tryharder62]

Sen. Hogg of the state of Texas named his only daughter Ima. It is rumored that he said that should he have ever fathered a second girl she would have been name Ura.

Ishmael

He should be shot!

 

[ForestFlame]

I doubt that I would have felt secure walking past that vehicle

 

[coachdb18]

Knew a woman named Gay, who unfortunately met and married a guy with the last name Dick... yep....

 

[Jamiegeo]

Here,have a vote:
http://www.nameoftheyear.com/2017/03/2017-name-of-year-chrotchtangle.html?m=1

 

[Jamiegeo]

Yolanda Squatpump: makeup artist to the stars.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Dr. Phil Graves, M.D.

Howell Groat, Esq.

Reverend Fiddle, D.D.

 

[KingOrfeo]

My name is George Wallace.

A back-country farmer named Hollis
Used snakes and opossums for solace
The offspring had scales
And prehensile tails
And voted for Governor Wallace!

-- Isaac Asimov

 

[ForestFlame]

Knew a woman named Gay, who unfortunately met and married a guy with the last name Dick... yep....

oooh no...I would not be taking his last name lol

 

[ForestFlame]

Here,have a vote:
http://www.nameoftheyear.com/2017/03/2017-name-of-year-chrotchtangle.html?m=1

they are Awesome...Taco first with Bobby a close second

 

[ForestFlame]

Yolanda Squatpump: makeup artist to the stars.

nope this is my new favourite!

 

[ForestFlame]

Dr. Phil Graves, M.D.

Howell Groat, Esq.

Reverend Fiddle, D.D.

Fiddle DD hahahahaha that is fantastic!

 

[Jamiegeo]

Scroll down and read this link for some industrial strength names

http://www.nameoftheyear.com/2013_11_01_archive.html?m=1



Mr Pornsak Pongthong (i kid you not!)
Mr Jackmeoff Mudd

 

[Conager]

Knew a woman named Gay, who unfortunately met and married a guy with the last name Dick... yep....

She was a beard.

 

[sharingfantasies]

Oh my.. Let's see

There was a little girl whose name is April May June.
Lemon pronounced Lee moan and his brother Orange pronounced O rawnje
Adnil who I thought was being cute doing Linda backwards, but her actual birth certificate had Adnil
Wisdom has several older siblings: Iaminnocent, Itwasntme, Inolisten, Idindoit. (I kid you not, these were their names)
Qunicy (not sure if the hospital did a typo or the parents wanted it that way) pronounced Quincy
Some kids I went to high school with had doctors for fathers: Dr. Hackett, Dr. Hackim, my mother, being no fool, sent us to Dr. Repaire.
There were a couple Queens and Princesses as legal first names.
Austin Houston
several kindergartners who truly thought their name was Mijo (a shortened nickname for my son)
Argentina
Saint (who did not live up to his name neither do girls or boys named Angel)

 

[ForestFlame]

Scroll down and read this link for some industrial strength names

http://www.nameoftheyear.com/2013_11_01_archive.html?m=1



Mr Pornsak Pongthong (i kid you not!)
Mr Jackmeoff Mudd

I think I want to marry Pornsak! lol

 

[ForestFlame]

Oh my.. Let's see

There was a little girl whose name is April May June.
Lemon pronounced Lee moan and his brother Orange pronounced O rawnje
Adnil who I thought was being cute doing Linda backwards, but her actual birth certificate had Adnil
Wisdom has several older siblings: Iaminnocent, Itwasntme, Inolisten, Idindoit. (I kid you not, these were their names)
Qunicy (not sure if the hospital did a typo or the parents wanted it that way) pronounced Quincy
Some kids I went to high school with had doctors for fathers: Dr. Hackett, Dr. Hackim, my mother, being no fool, sent us to Dr. Repaire.
There were a couple Queens and Princesses as legal first names.
Austin Houston
several kindergartners who truly thought their name was Mijo (a shortened nickname for my son)
Argentina
Saint (who did not live up to his name neither do girls or boys named Angel)

brilliant

 

[domroger]

The man who was the head of a VD clinic was a Dr Tinkler .