AH Flame Thread - Flames Allowed This in Thread Only Per Admin

[ChloeTzang]

Sara, you're repeating yourself

 

[lovecraft68]

My latest effort starts with a street mugging and ends with a suicide. Technically it violates no LIT rules but I'm confident Laurel wont okay it. Its over the top raw sex and violence. A whole nuther standard for Loving Wives.
Never say never?

If the violence is against women, you're golden, no one will complain. The only time a violent story is reported is when the violence and torture is against a man because it makes all the real men like you more scared of women than you already are.

 

[TxRad]

Sara, you're repeating yourself

Sara's other name is spam.

Does that mean freddie isn't into spam either?

 

[OmnislashXX]

I'm confused. First you ask us to leave and then you get lonely because we left. This may be stating the obvious, but it seems you are just one big contradiction.

 

[ChloeTzang]

I'm confused. First you ask us to leave and then you get lonely because we left. This may be stating the obvious, but it seems you are just one big contradiction.

Hi Slash. Let's bring some coffee and muffins over for Suzie and make nice. Maybe she'll ask Louie to play hide and seek with us. But I don't like being thrown down the stairs and blewey gets mad if I pull him out and don't use him so if Suzie doesn't want to have coffee and muffins with us maybe we should leave again. But she did say she was lonely and Pilot and Tex are here as well... so I feel safe with all you big guys (and blewey.....)

And I'm sure Susan is grateful that we've moved her thread up the board again. it was so quiet before.

xoxoxoxoxo ..... Chloe

 

[sr71plt]

I've involuntarily conjured up images of Louie playing hide and seek with Freddie in a dress and it isn't a pretty picture.

 

[member9458]

Just rediscovered this thread after assuming it was deleted, and honestly, Sue, you wouldn't be complaining as much if you had everyone on ignore. I have you on ignore and this thread is a thousand times more entertaining. (Protip: I'm making inferences from everyone else.)

That part a couple of pages back where you had something like six posts in a row? It might have been soul destroying claptrap before, but now? Comedy gold.

 

[ChloeTzang]

I've involuntarily conjured up images of Louie playing hide and seek with Freddie in a dress and it isn't a pretty picture.

I just blew coffee through my nose all over my laptop and now I'm just lol. that's an image and when you add in the rest of us I see pure insanity. Someone better invite Noir to drop in as well. I'll get more coffee and call up for the pizza. Party at Suzie's place. Make it fancy dress. I got my kimono somewhere. I'll leave the guns and the politics in the truck with my big guy (he likes to hang around and make sure its safe).

 

[OmnislashXX]

I'm not really sure who Louie is.

 

[sr71plt]

I'm not really sure who Louie is.

Another figment of Freddie's imagination.

 

[ChloeTzang]

I'm not really sure who Louie is.

Susan's brother. In this storyline anyhow. He's a big guy. The one that threw you and Pilot down the stairs the other day.

 

[lovecraft68]

I think this topic, along with 'can I write underage' should be banned from further debate here. Same questions, same answers, same arguments.

In the case of this topic the answer is painfully simple. If you posted your work to this site for free, then you left yourself wide open to theft and should have known it would happen.

Add the fact lit no longer gives a fuck who is taking their stories and will do nothing about it and it adds up to you can't do squat because you have squat to stand on.

 

[sr71plt]

I think you can still bluff your way to having the stories deleted here and there, but that means nothing in the continuing nearly whack-a-mole effort this requires. I think this topic will continue to come up and people who just want to fool themselves on their rights and power to do anything will have to continue to at least be dosed with reality--even though they resist hearing it and dump on the messengers.

 

[OmnislashXX]

He didn't make much of an impact on me then if I didn't remember. Then again, I was distracted by the thoughts of games.

 

[sr71plt]

I guess you thought the last line of my post would carry more force if it came from you:

"A single writer of Lit Smut isn't going to be able to enforce anything against porn websites."

Can't thank you enough.

rj

You're assuming I read all of your posts. Rather presumptuous of you . . . or that once you've made a pronouncement everyone else should just shut up. That presumptuous thing again.

Go fight with yourself. I don't care about your little hurts.

 

[sr71plt]

Louie is Freddie's imaginary enforcer. Apparently Freddie gets tangled up in his dress if he tries to take care of his own fights.

 

[OmnislashXX]

Gets his panties in a wad, you mean?

 

[ChloeTzang]

You're assuming I read all of your posts. Rather presumptuous of you . . . or that once you've made a pronouncement everyone else should just shut up. That presumptuous thing again.

Go fight with yourself. I don't care about your little hurts.

Yikes! Are ALL the posts with flames shooting off them being moved here. Poor Susan, I feel for her. I thought this was only for HER flames, both old and new. And no sighting for two days now. Aiiiyyaaahhhhh.

And yes, I just checked the thread title and it's not just for Susan and her flames now, it's for everyones's. This thread is going to be such fun

 

[OmnislashXX]

Yikes! Are ALL the posts with flames shooting off them being moved here. Poor Susan, I feel for her. I thought this was only for HER flames, both old and new. And no sighting for two days now. Aiiiyyaaahhhhh.

And yes, I just checked the thread title and it's not just for Susan and her flames now, it's for everyones's. This thread is going to be such fun

I feel bad too. Now she's going to be upset that her own named thread has been taken over. No longer can she profess to having "her thread" bumped up. Ah well.

*shuffles cards* Texas Hold em?

 

[ChloeTzang]

I feel bad too. Now she's going to be upset that her own named thread has been taken over. No longer can she profess to having "her thread" bumped up. Ah well.

*shuffles cards* Texas Hold em?

On the plus side, we can come here and play without feeling at all guilty now. It's not Susan's fun we're spoiling anymore. Texas Hold em? Your deal. Anyone else want to play? Deal 'em in, Slash.

 

[OmnislashXX]

Ante up, Chloe.

 

[ChloeTzang]

Ante up, Chloe.

Sorry, I misheard. Was that pantie up? You want me to handstand and play cards? I haven't drunk nearly enough yet.

 

[OmnislashXX]

Sorry, I misheard. Was that pantie up? You want me to handstand and play cards? I haven't drunk nearly enough yet.

Take em off and put them on the table. If you dare.

 

[Haulover]

...
Then, when I started writing here, afraid to post a story under my real name, I wrote under BostonFictionWriter from 2007 to 2008 and under my brother's name, Freddie. I was scared to death to post here as a woman. Now, I proudly write under my real name, Susan Jill Parker.

Yet, even now, the emotional abuse continues with Sr71plt and TxRad continuing calling me a man and questioning my honesty and sexuality.
...

There's a simple way to fix this:

• Print a copy of THIS WEB PAGE onto a sheet of paper.
  
• Take a selfie of yourself, holding the printout.
  
• Post it here.

That will provide a pretty solid confirmation of your identity, and will stop most of the anti-SusanJillParker flames.



(Or do you actually enjoy the flame wars..?)

 

[SusanJillParker]

There's a simple way to fix this:

• Print a copy of THIS WEB PAGE onto a sheet of paper.
  
• Take a selfie of yourself, holding the printout.
  
• Post it here.

That will provide a pretty solid confirmation of your identity, and will stop most of the anti-SusanJillParker flames.

(Or do you actually enjoy the flame wars..?)

I don't bother anyone. I mind my own business. Yet, here you are stirring up more shit.

"Shame on you!"

Tell me, asshole...why the fuck should I?

I'll hold up today's newspaper too, while I'm at it.

Tell your wife to bend over and take a photo of her asshole. Wait, even better. Tell her to take a photo of you (lol).

Thanks for your suggestion. I really appreciate your advice, not really, well, not at all.

You may leave now.

"Big Louie. Show him the way out to the curb."