Dear Clowns

[Corbal]

Whew. I just whitened.

With mayonnaise? Not the same results, I'm sure.

 

[neakman]

With mayonnaise? Not the same results, I'm sure.

Ill give you some of my special mayonnaise.

 

[IhateClowns]

With mayonnaise? Not the same results, I'm sure.

Nope. White out. Back to school specials all over the place right now.

 

[Suz_anne]

Whew. I just whitened.

With mayonnaise? Not the same results, I'm sure.

Ill give you some of my special mayonnaise.

Yep, I immediately went to IHC brushing his teeth with is own jism.

Or someone else's.

 

[Trekka]

Yep, I immediately went to IHC brushing his teeth with his own jism.

Or someone else's.

I kinda think both are oddly arousing, no?

 

[IhateClowns]

Yep, I immediately went to IHC brushing his teeth with is own jism.

Or someone else's.

I once hit my chin with it and immediately vurped up my dinner.

 

[IhateClowns]

I kinda think both are oddly arousing, no?

You're correct. No.

 

[ViciousTease]

Dear Clowns,

I don't have a question. I'm just popping in to remind you that you are adorable.


VT

 

[Corbal]

Dear Clowns,

When you're not here, I'm drawn to the dumb ones like a moth to a flame. It's like watching a train wreck or climbing over a 2 foot fence, crawling 10 feet through dried brush and falling 20 feet into a gorilla enclosure.

Please, I'll let you win our next fight.

Come chill.

Signed,

 

[Suz_anne]

Dear Clowns,

When you're not here, I'm drawn to the dumb ones like a moth to a flame. It's like watching a train wreck or climbing over a 2 foot fence, crawling 10 feet through dried brush and falling 20 feet into a gorilla enclosure.

Please, I'll let you win our next fight.

Come chill.

Signed,

Dear Clowns,

Please come back so I can watch you and Corbal fight gorillas. Or zombies. Please?

Signed,
Love Ya More Than My Luggage

 

[Suz_anne]

Dear Clowns,

Happy Halloween! Thinking of you...

https://67.media.tumblr.com/036d73acc29e5fb80d7cd117f61d70b0/tumblr_ne27zanDSl1rg771co1_500.jpg


Sincerely,
Fondly Fondling

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,

Happy Halloween! Thinking of you...

https://67.media.tumblr.com/036d73acc29e5fb80d7cd117f61d70b0/tumblr_ne27zanDSl1rg771co1_500.jpg


Sincerely,
Fondly Fondling

Dear Double F's,

That is just mean.

Signed,

Feelers officially hurt.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,

The above post by my so called friend S, is really creepy. It gives me nightmares. Why do you think clowns are so creepy?

Signed,

Talking to myself

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,

The above post by my so called friend S, is really creepy. It gives me nightmares. Why do you think clowns are so creepy?

Signed,

Talking to myself

Dear Myself,

Any adult who needs to paint their face in order to get closer to children are creepy people. Add in the fact that they have large feet and cause balloons to make that awful squeaking noise, and well there you have it.

Signed,

Fuck clowns

 

[Suz_anne]

Dear Clowns,

I googled "Clown Penis" and this is what I found.

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1v6HcJVXXXXaMXpXXq6xXFXXXd/Free-Shipping-Party-Cosplay-font-b-Realistic-b-font-Funny-font-b-Latex-b-font-Clown.jpg

Wtf is this?

Truly,
Confused

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,

I googled "Clown Penis" and this is what I found.

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1v6HcJVXXXXaMXpXXq6xXFXXXd/Free-Shipping-Party-Cosplay-font-b-Realistic-b-font-Funny-font-b-Latex-b-font-Clown.jpg

Wtf is this?

Truly,
Confused

Dear Party Foul,

That is a desperate plea for attention. Where can I get one?

Signed,

Sad and lonely

 

[Suz_anne]

Dear Clowns,

Are you ever going to let Corbal come out to play again? That bitch funny.

Sincerely,
SuckerForDimples

 

[Suz_anne]

Dear Clowns,

https://68.media.tumblr.com/e688dfe822a1d7e61f64d4bb71da88f2/tumblr_og2r1v8ydj1sug43ho1_540.png

 

[37_ttej]

Dear Clowns,

https://68.media.tumblr.com/e688dfe822a1d7e61f64d4bb71da88f2/tumblr_og2r1v8ydj1sug43ho1_540.png

Dear Clowns,

Just popping in to say howdy.
Not sure if you're even still around (especially after that frightening pic from Suz_anne).
Come to think of it, I'm not around much either.
In fact, I'm not here now.
Hope things are well with you and yours.

Jett

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Dear clowns,

You managed to get Jett out?
I think I love you.

Yours,

Not really, but let's make 'em jealous.

 

[Trekka]

Dear clowns,

You managed to get Jett out?
I think I love you.

Yours,

Not really, but let's make 'em jealous.

Awww....

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Dear clowns,

I miss you. Lit life is a little less fun without your fiery, fun presence. I trust you're kicking ass in the real world and will return to us with full force at some point. Until then, I'll keep the ridiculous jokes up on my own. Just know that your not being here is forcing me to interact with Pmann. Pmann...!!!

Come back sometime.

Yours,

Aussie

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,

Just popping in to say howdy.
Not sure if you're even still around (especially after that frightening pic from Suz_anne).
Come to think of it, I'm not around much either.
In fact, I'm not here now.
Hope things are well with you and yours.

Jett

Dear clowns,

You managed to get Jett out?
I think I love you.

Yours,

Not really, but let's make 'em jealous.

Awww....

Dear The Three of You,

Hope life is treating you all well.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear clowns,

I miss you. Lit life is a little less fun without your fiery, fun presence. I trust you're kicking ass in the real world and will return to us with full force at some point. Until then, I'll keep the ridiculous jokes up on my own. Just know that your not being here is forcing me to interact with Pmann. Pmann...!!!

Come back sometime.

Yours,

Aussie

Dear Pretty Lady,

I was thinking about you today. I have a new phone after mine got dropped in a cup of beer. I lost all my numbers. Message me sometime soon so we can catch up. Hope you are well.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Dear Pretty Lady,

I was thinking about you today. I have a new phone after mine got dropped in a cup of beer. I lost all my numbers. Message me sometime soon so we can catch up. Hope you are well.

Dear clowns,

At least your phone went out in the noblest of fashions.
And I do hope those were good thoughts. Very good thoughts.

Good to see you around,

Me x