Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

Then there was the Irishman who was on a pilgrimage to Rome, and got so drunk that he kissed his wife, and beat the Pope's foot to a pulp with a coal shovel! :)
 
Pubs full of irishmen lol

I wonder how that would look like if half of them were as temperamental as Sean.:)
 
Paddy is ploughing his field with a steamroller. Seamus says “Paddy you dont plough a field with a steamroller you dozy bastard!” Paddy says “Im growing mashed potatoes you thick cunt!”
 
The video says "not available" to me.

Has it really come to this? America is being blocked? :(
 
Letter-exchange from an NI prison:

"Dear Mary,

Tell Sean I buried the machine guns in the back garden."

"Dear Paddy,

The police intercepted your letter. They came and dug up the back garden, but they found nothing. What should I do now?"

"Dear Mary,

Now plant the potatoes."
 
BTW, there never were any snakes in Ireland since the last Ice Age. The story is probably a metaphor for St. Patrick suppressing the Druids.

St. Paddy drove the snakes away
And drank up all the whisky
Way, haul away, we'll haul away, Joe!
And then he danced and kissed the girls
He felt so fine and frisky
Way, haul away, we'll haul away, Joe!
 
Gusset‏
@deacongusset

@daraobriain it's at times like this that I'm reminded of the old Irish proverb: Fuck me, look at the bleedin' weather. I'm staying in.
 
I can't get an image to work but Happy St Paddy's Day, everyone.
 
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