New Apple product.

[Ishmael]

Apple is soon gong to be announcing a new product. Bluetooth enabled breast implant speakers thus solving an eons old gender specific problem.

Since the beginning of time women have consistently complained that men keep staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

The iTit solves the problem.

Ishmael

PS. Sent to me by a friend.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Apple is soon gong to be announcing a new product. Bluetooth enabled breast implant speakers thus solving an eons old gender specific problem.

Since the beginning of time women have consistently complained that men keep staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

The iTit solves the problem.

Ishmael

PS. Sent to me by a friend.

Sad thing is someone would buy it.

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

Hates apple

 

[phrodeau]

And gets news from The Onion.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

34-D. So can I assume the number stands for amperage and the "D" designates Dolby compression standard compliance?

http://www.bigfuckingboobs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bustystella.jpg

 

[Ishmael]

34-D. So can I assume the number stands for amperage and the "D" designates Dolby compression standard compliance?

http://www.bigfuckingboobs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bustystella.jpg

Good point there. How do you recharge the batteries and if they're Lithium what happens if they explode or catch fire?

Ishmael

 

[Conager]

34-D. So can I assume the number stands for amperage and the "D" designates Dolby compression standard compliance?

http://www.bigfuckingboobs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bustystella.jpg

Best Wat impression, ever.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

If that helps boost my Apple stock further up, I'm cool with that.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Good point there. How do you recharge the batteries and if they're Lithium what happens if they explode or catch fire?

Ishmael

Frankly, I'm counting on an explosion and at least a fair generation of heat.

 

[Ishmael]

Frankly, I'm counting on an explosion and at least a fair generation of heat.

Certainly make for an obvious nipple erection. Throw in some some enhanced sub-woofer effects and the possibilities are endless.

Ishmael

 

[Rightguide]

Apple is soon gong to be announcing a new product. Bluetooth enabled breast implant speakers thus solving an eons old gender specific problem.

Since the beginning of time women have consistently complained that men keep staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

The iTit solves the problem.

Ishmael

PS. Sent to me by a friend.

What will it say, "well hello there too" or "what the fuck are you looking at?" or "sorry, I forgot my high-beams were on, are you alright?"