I like cute things- the softer side of pmann

[Lord Pmann]

So, I've been told a lot lately that I'm scary and intimidating. Well, I think that's not true and I would say it's a load of cow shit. I'm one delightful motherfucker and you all know it. As a result, I'm gonna start posting about cute things I see, so you'll see that I have a heart and that I'm all sensitive and shit.

It has been suggested that I have a PR manager to help change my persona, but I said, "Fuck that, I can do sweet all by myself." So watch out, assholes. I'm about to show you a new side of pmann that'll be so sweet you all will be foaming at the gash. I don't know if this will have an effect on guys or not. Someone with a dick can tell me.

Like look at this goat. Is there anything cuter? (no, is the correct answer)

https://homesteading.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Cute-Goats-Photo-30.jpg

I also reserve the right to rant and complain about shit. But that's less likely, as this is gonna be a place where you all learn about how nice I am.

 

[Trekka]

This is the most epic Pussy Trolling Venture I've seen you put forth yet.

Frankly, I'm impressed.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

This is the most epic Pussy Trolling Venture I've seen you put forth yet.

Frankly, I'm impressed.

Low quality effort, I'll give it a 6.4

 

[pocketpixie28]

I showed my son the goat picture and he wanted to know if "it had a lonely face because it didn't have a mommy and a daddy"

 

[Erotically_Yours]

I don't even know where to begin...

 

[Lord Pmann]

This is the most epic Pussy Trolling Venture I've seen you put forth yet.

Frankly, I'm impressed.

Why must everything be about pussy to you? Why can't a guy just try to clean up his reputation with some pictures of sweet, adorable things?

You're just so pussy preoccupied you'd chase any old wizard sleeves even if it looked like a box of smashed up donkey tongues. Some of us are classier than that.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I don't even know where to begin...

By posting your vagina, said Trekka.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

By posting your vagina, said Trekka.

The last time I listened to Trekka, I Googled something I shouldn't have. *shivers*

 

[Trekka]

https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/system/images/photo_albums/i-love-lucy-memes/large/tumblr-n1xxup8nhh1qemkhgo1-500.gif?1384968217

 

[Eva_Star]

I'm not "foaming at the gash" yet. Weird.

 

[Demons_Run]

Loves me some goats! In the non creepy way of course.

 

[Trekka]

I'm not "foaming at the gash" yet. Weird.

Let's be friends.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Fine. Foaming at the gash is not sensitive.

Let's try this. A river shall flow from thy cave of wonders.

How bow dah?

 

[Trekka]

https://m.popkey.co/6579a6/EpK8v_s-200x150.gif

 

[Eva_Star]

Fine. Foaming at the gash is not sensitive.

Let's try this. A river shall flow from thy cave of wonders.

How bow dah?

The "sensitive" level was fine but when I'm promised gash foam, you better deliver gash foam.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Fine. Foaming at the gash is not sensitive.

Let's try this. A river shall flow from thy cave of wonders.

How bow dah?

Hear that?

*waits*

That's the sound of my vagina drying up.

 

[Eva_Star]

Let's be friends.

*nods* Let's.

Hear that?

*waits*

That's the sound of my vagina drying up.

The saddest sound in the world. *sob*

 

[Lord Pmann]

I can't have any dry vaginas around here. This is a big pic, but totally worth it.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/0vhP11e0KzU/maxresdefault.jpg

 

[Trekka]

Look at the little tiny jackass! Awww!!

Also, the pic is cute too.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Still the Sahara *points* down there. If we're promised foaming gash or rivers from our cave of wonders level of cute, there better be a shirtless stud with six-pack abs I could play the xylophone on!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I feel like this thread will make people love me

Look at the little tiny jackass! Awww!!

Also, the pic is cute too.

You know, you don't understand "trickle down dickenomics"- the less popular portion of Reagan's policies. Let me explain...

I post a thread with cute pics and just my general awesomeness. Plus, it's just informative and interesting and I'm not leg jumping, so it appears safe. As a result, Brilliant, interesting girls come in here because they like intellectual threads and baby goats. Well, since all of these lovely ladies are in here, the guys come in here following them. Again, since I'm paying YOU no attention, you have your pick of the litter of all of the other guys here. It's gonna be raining dicks on your face, Trekka.

Still the Sahara *points* down there. If we're promised foaming gash or rivers from our cave of wonders level of cute, there better be a shirtless stud with six-pack abs I could play the xylophone on!

I've got the body of a Chinese god... does that count?

 

[Trekka]

It's gonna be raining dicks on your face, Trekka.

Yes. Yes, I'm sure everyone feels quite safe now.

*Rubs your Buddha Belly*

Maybe stick with the goats.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

I've got the body of a Chinese god... does that count?

We both know that's false.

 

[Trekka]

We both know that's false.

Ooooh oooooh did he send you his Intro To Pmann Photo Packet?

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Ooooh oooooh did he send you his Intro To Pmann Photo Packet?

Uh, hello? Have you seen his AV? He's a damn rail! His girth is bigger than his legs and arms!

He's also apparently a white guy with a black dick.