The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Go post in the Lounge!

[Adjudicator]

That's rather entertaining because of the two faced thing.

 

[james_1957]

and your defense of Chief Tuboflard is quite amusing. He's got a ways to go before he catches up to your alt farm's 200+ pists a day. He's at 83 now.


#ICanHazBellyRubAJ?

Lamar's Heisman was a gift from the voters.

Deshaun's National Championship was earned on the field.

Clowney's overrated.

 

[trysail]

When it comes to the subject of immigration, NPR reporters are obviously suffering a massive case of stupid.


They either never knew or have completely forgotten the word "ILLEGAL."


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[pink]

Man, I love Mondays. Voyager is on BBC America.

 

[ryan8558]

I have seen this. Even when I was working down south and staying in an apartment, I always had enough food to get me though a couple of days.

This. ^

now because of tornadoes and ice storms.

years ago (livin in the South Louisiana) because of hurricanes and floods.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Crikey there's a new Prison Break! Yay!

 

[pointless]

Man, I love Mondays. Voyager is on BBC America.

it's on netflix every day.

 

[pink]

it's on netflix every day.

I'll have to join Netflix again. Thank you.

 

[pink]

I have, for the most part, been off off the board for a little while and I have so many blurts but I'll start with this......


I am so frickin glad to have a washer and dryer that works now. I need clean unders.

 

[JohnnySavage]

The tornado wall should be portable. Put it in Kansas in the summer for the tornados and along the Canadian boarder in winter to keep the cold air out. We'll make France pay for it.

 

[Bookishleigh]

https://scontent.fman1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17308932_10154458042228177_5672762672013695377_n.jpg?oh=900790dd6996fb62f90329307e7697d9&oe=59660CE6

1. My microwave is so lame now in comparison.

2. Somebody's Watching Me

 

[pink]

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17155931_1245875542135043_7758612745358896428_n.jpg?oh=d493d9f579f339ee22571aacf3bcd7ef&oe=596A77B7

 

[Typo Fu Master]

I have, for the most part, been off off the board for a little while and I have so many blurts but I'll start with this......


I am so frickin glad to have a washer and dryer that works now. I need clean unders.

It's the little things that help make life bearable sometimes. For years I had to drive across town to do my laundry. The place I'm in now had a washer/dryer hookup and even came with a dryer. I bought a washer and I can't tell you how great it is being able to do it at home. Winter was the worst.

 

[silver gurl]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBu2uc2Jcw

 

[thør]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBu2uc2Jcw

How did you know the color of my eyes?

 

[Aquagal]

It's full-on panic out there !!


The grocery store parking lot is jammed full. There aren't any shopping carts to be had. The store shelves are stripped bare.


Repent !! I tell you. Repent !!

The end is nigh !!


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I never understood this way of thinking...I could live for weeks off my pantry foods. Alcohol cabinet is always fully stocked, and now also includes additional gifted shitty libations.

 

[Disgustipated]

I never understood this way of thinking...I could live for weeks off my pantry foods. Alcohol cabinet is always fully stocked, and now also includes additional gifted shitty libations.

Do you need him to provide an unnecessary and bigly outdated graph?

 

[Aquagal]

Do you need him to provide an unnecessary and bigly outdated graph?

No, but he also doesn't annoy me like he does you.

 

[Disgustipated]

Lucky you.

 

[silver gurl]

How did you know the color of my eyes?

How many years have I known you?

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17191038_1223302801079101_38397621777677218_n.jpg?oh=6df57efe1f35ff9714810ff25951c3e3&oe=59302832

 

[thør]

I never understood this way of thinking...I could live for weeks off my pantry foods. Alcohol cabinet is always fully stocked, and now also includes additional gifted shitty libations.

I just picked up 3 corned beef points.

Got a 12 pack of wine, Friday.

Let it snow!

 

[BotanyBoy]

Sore throat? Crown Royal Reserve will fix that shit.....

 

[Not Normal]

Do you need him to provide an unnecessary and bigly outdated graph?

I chuckled

 

[thør]

Sore throat? Crown Royal Reserve will fix that shit.....

Hell, even Kirkland's Canadian from Costco will do that.