What if...

[barefootgirl69]

Okay, I haven't seen anything like this on Lit (or maybe I'm just too lazy to look) but my cousin sent something to me and it made me laugh! I thought it would make a great new thread!!

All you have to do is take the artist and a song lyric, with a slight twist.

It's simple... so simple... and it will be fun to see where people take this.
Here's a few samples:

What if Elton John never said goodbye to the Yellow Brick Road?

What if The Beatles (and the rest of us) never lived in a Yellow Submarine?


I want to see creative minds! Ready? I'll start:

What if Whitney Houston didn't always love you?

 

[Girly_girl]

Great idea!

What if Bruce Springsteen didn't Dance in the dark

Subscribing

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

What if the Rolling Stones got Satisfaction?

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

What if nobody put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

What if nobody put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

Great idea!

What if Bruce Springsteen didn't Dance in the dark

Subscribing

What if Bruce Springsteen was Born to Walk?

 

[Trekka]

What is nobody put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

What if nobody put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

Hahahaha!

What if Eminem actually did give a fuck?

 

[Girly_girl]

What if Bruno Mars didn't think you were amazing, just the way you are?

 

[ydahecnot]

What if Meat Loaf would do that?

 

[barefootgirl69]

What if The Guess Who didn't mind if an American woman was hanging around their door?

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

What if Frankie Goes To Hollywood didn't relax?

 

[Girly_girl]

What if Ed Sheeran didn't really Think out loud?

 

[Blues]

What if The Black Crowes were twice as soft?

 

[barefootgirl69]

What if Madonna wasn't like a virgin?

 

[Trekka]

What if The Baha Men, in fact, let the dogs out?

 

[barefootgirl69]

What if Kansas didn't have dust in the wind?

 

[Trekka]

What if the Black Eyed Peas Got It Stopped?

 

[barefootgirl69]

What if MC Hammer let us touch this?

 

[Sundayschild]

What if MC Hammer let us touch this?

(Bet he would....)

 

[Erotically_Yours]

What if Metallica really did take my hand off to never never land?

 

[ydahecnot]

What if John Lennon wasn't the walrus?

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

What if the Stones didn't want to paint their red door black and painted it chartreuse?

 

[Erotically_Yours]

What if Nine Inch Nails wanted to fuck you like an animal?

 

[Trekka]

What if Bob Dylan got Tangled Up In Tickle-Me-Pink?

 

[barefootgirl69]

What if Keith Urban is wrong and blue really is her color?

 

[Trekka]

What if Cypress Hill wanted to get low? But Flo-Rida got high?!