Lit Hiaku

[KingOrfeo]

Lit Haiku

Laws of math defied
My one goes into your pi
More than three-plus times

Four pages open
One for LitRoc, three for porn
Multitasking rules!

Type long genius post
Unseen hamsters puff and strain
Curse my full bladder!

Nerds in the aether
Random learning shocks and awes
Who needs to get laid?

Posts on the Lit
Klingon proverbs, Simpsons quotes
How bored are you guys?!

Digital hive-brain
Flame-war threads will bifurcate
The seizure is grand mal

 

[Disgustipated]

Please stop making so many threads and change your siggy.

MGMNT

 

[Phelia]

Darn, wish I'd quoted before you realized how many syllables "Literotica" has.

Btw, you should fix "Post on the lit" and "the seizure is grand mal," whilet you're at it.

defy math? well that's
just like your opinion man
don't drink and po'em​

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

[FONT="Palatino Linotype”]To say so sadly
This thread's been done by Cleaver
So very clever[/FONT]

Yoko Ono

 

[RobDownSouth]

Hai!

4est_4est_Trump
He likes to call his daughter
Princess Little Shit

 

[Disgustipated]

4est_4est_Trump
He likes to call his daughter
Princess Little Shit

Someone has to put food on the table.