The betticus got in touch with feminine side. <3

[Betticus]

I was doing some soul searching.. my own this time, I promise.. Anyhow... I realized that inside me I had a female half that had been left untended. I decided to get in touch with my feminine side. It turns out that my inner femme is a 300 pound butch dyke lesbian from hell who is even more twisted than me.

The attraction was instant... My inner self.. The only being on this planed that hates cock more than I do. It was love at first site... except for the dick.. we hug a lil sideways so it never touches... Ugh, just the thought.

Sooo, she obviously wants a Harley but I'm totally old school and want one of those ural motorcycles with the side car. She said she would never ride bitch and I just smiled and said I'm comfortable with you as my chauffer...

She still needs some cream for that sick burn and now she is torn over drive or ride and which one is more butch... She would love to drive but it would twist the blade knowing that I am being chauffered about like a servant.. but if she rides sidecar it's like my stamp of ownership.

I am now basically endlessly amused with myself...

 

[Blue]

So the doctors are sure that your brain got enough oxygen while your heart was freaking out?

I hope you and ?Bettica? have a happy life together.

 

[Betticus]

So the doctors are sure that your brain got enough oxygen while your heart was freaking out?

I hope you and ?Bettica? have a happy life together.

The betticus.. um.. maybe bettici?? like for plural as in the collective "we" as the queen would address herself as her nation.. however I shall digress...

Oxygen? I dunno... I quit breathing for a while and the monitors all went off and some asshole came and woke me up.. like 4 minutes or so

Sweet mother of God I want fresh peaches so bad right now

 

[Farawyn]

I was doing some soul searching.. my own this time, I promise.. Anyhow... I realized that inside me I had a female half that had been left untended. I decided to get in touch with my feminine side. It turns out that my inner femme is a 300 pound butch dyke lesbian from hell who is even more twisted than me.

The attraction was instant... My inner self.. The only being on this planed that hates cock more than I do. It was love at first site... except for the dick.. we hug a lil sideways so it never touches... Ugh, just the thought.

Sooo, she obviously wants a Harley but I'm totally old school and want one of those ural motorcycles with the side car. She said she would never ride bitch and I just smiled and said I'm comfortable with you as my chauffer...

She still needs some cream for that sick burn and now she is torn over drive or ride and which one is more butch... She would love to drive but it would twist the blade knowing that I am being chauffered about like a servant.. but if she rides sidecar it's like my stamp of ownership.

I am now basically endlessly amused with myself...

Well, at least someone is.
Enjoy your peaches, you two.

 

[Betticus]

This stuff gets so confusing. According to the medical people in the E.R. the last time I had a near death experience it was my close friend who happened to be visiting me at home when I went down. I kind of remember having a seizure like a lightning strike from one side of my head to the other and hit the floor. Tried to get up but the shock kept hitting me and putting me down for a bit. By then the medics were rushing out with one of those gurney things..

Next thin I remember is having a really amazing death but had a path opened if I wanted to come back and that if I did I could help a close friend. No idea who, just someone so I came back... woke up to amazing pain and the doctor that brought me back. I just said Why? I was there.. the light kind of went out of his wyes. he knew what happened and in his eyes was just an apology.

After the fact my lil pretty friend who got me to the hospital.. They had already told her I had passed away and she was devastated but I came back. From what she tells me I was technically dead for around 25 minutes then in a coma for about three days. For me it was just a few short moments.

They told my best friend that I had died. I didn't even know about this until a few months ago. That hospital visit was around 8 years ago.

 

[ultramarineblue]

This stuff gets so confusing. According to the medical people in the E.R. the last time I had a near death experience it was my close friend who happened to be visiting me at home when I went down. I kind of remember having a seizure like a lightning strike from one side of my head to the other and hit the floor. Tried to get up but the shock kept hitting me and putting me down for a bit. By then the medics were rushing out with one of those gurney things..

Next thin I remember is having a really amazing death but had a path opened if I wanted to come back and that if I did I could help a close friend. No idea who, just someone so I came back... woke up to amazing pain and the doctor that brought me back. I just said Why? I was there.. the light kind of went out of his wyes. he knew what happened and in his eyes was just an apology.

After the fact my lil pretty friend who got me to the hospital.. They had already told her I had passed away and she was devastated but I came back. From what she tells me I was technically dead for around 25 minutes then in a coma for about three days. For me it was just a few short moments.

They told my best friend that I had died. I didn't even know about this until a few months ago. That hospital visit was around 8 years ago.

I'm worried about you.

 

[cfuhrer]

I'm worried about you.

Ditto.