The Donald must be impeached for this!!!!!

Comshaw

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And it's all true! Right from the horses mouth...or to the Donald's! Bastard! How could he! What you ask? This:

“The President ordered a well-done steak. An aged New York strip. He ate it with catsup as he always does..."

He eats his steak *shutter* well done with catsup! Catsup for fuck sake! On a good steak! The bastard!!!!!! It's all there in one of the most reliable of sources...Playboy!

Grumbles.......*bastard*

Playboy...Donald eats a well done steak with catsup


Comshaw
 
Whoever spells ketchup "catsup" deserves to be deported. Even if they're native born citizens with lineage back to the Mayflower.
 
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Whoever spells ketchup "catsup" deserves to be deported. Even if they're native born citizens with lineage back to the Mayflower.

As long as the fucker who eats a well done steak with that shit on it is sitting next to me.


Comshaw
 
Well between how he eats his steak and Conway's feet being on the couch, its good to see the witch hunters are targeting the serious offenses here.
 
Whoever spells ketchup "catsup" deserves to be deported. Even if they're native born citizens with lineage back to the Mayflower.

they're both technically correct spellings, but i agree. catsup is just an annoying fucking word.

and i'll never understand why people use ketchup for anything besides fried potatoes. i mean, with eggs and potatoes together, that's cool, but anything else? get fucked.


and okay, i do put it on burgers occasionally, but only when there's a dearth of other, better condiments and then only reluctantly. also, if there's fresh tomato ketchup can go fuck itself.

a1 sauce, though, that shit is good on everything beef. you give me a steak and i'm putting a1 on it. if that hurts your feelings you can feel free to go fuck yourself with ketchup because you're aren't stopping me and if you try i will beat you.

and yes, i will use the a1 sauce bottle to do it.
 
they're both technically correct spellings, but i agree. catsup is just an annoying fucking word.

and i'll never understand why people use ketchup for anything besides fried potatoes. i mean, with eggs and potatoes together, that's cool, but anything else? get fucked.


and okay, i do put it on burgers occasionally, but only when there's a dearth of other, better condiments and then only reluctantly. also, if there's fresh tomato ketchup can go fuck itself.

a1 sauce, though, that shit is good on everything beef. you give me a steak and i'm putting a1 on it. if that hurts your feelings you can feel free to go fuck yourself with ketchup because you're aren't stopping me and if you try i will beat you.

and yes, i will use the a1 sauce bottle to do it.

Try Tabasco on your fried taters and eggs, damn good.
 
Denny

I like Ketchup and Catsup on many things. But steak deserves Steak sauce or A-1 sauce. If ya'al live in Louisiana add some "Slap yo Mamma".
If you read it in Playboy it must be true.

Growing up, the only thing that confused me was my grand dad would use every drop of Catsup from his glass Ketchup bottle. He'd add water, shake, and put it on his eggs!

Still those memories make me smile!:D
 
Denny

We did that too when I was a kid, its called poverty.
Some of us know what that word means. Strangely we still try not to be wasteful. But I don't add water to my plastic Ketchup bottle.

I can remember getting in trouble when in grade school English class for writing Ketchup when the teacher said it's Catsup.
 
Ketchup on fries. Or rather, ketchup to dip some of the fries in for variety.
Ketchup on a taters-onions-beef hash.
Ketchup on a mediocre hot dog. (Never on a good hot dog.)
And japanese naportian and it's unnamed european counterparts, which shouldn't work, but for some strange reason do.

That's the only use I've ever had for ketchup.
 
Denny

For us probably the most used place for Ketchup is next to fries for dipping. Never on the fries, that's uncouth.
 
Why are we surprised that a classless fucktard eats like a classless fucktard?
 
Denny

Will this ketchup/catsup thread go as far as the chilli thread?

Actually Catsup in chilli could be good. Let's use oyster crackers and sip unsweet tea.
 
Every once in a while I'll use a bit on a cheese steak.

Only the good ones though B)

And it's gotta have white cheese, doesn't mix so well with yellow cheese.

But yea, it's one of the few times outside potatoes I like ketchup.

The other is chicken fried steak......lil bit in the gravy mmmmMMMMmmmmmMMM.
 
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And it's all true! Right from the horses mouth...or to the Donald's! Bastard! How could he! What you ask? This:

“The President ordered a well-done steak. An aged New York strip. He ate it with catsup as he always does..."

He eats his steak *shutter* well done with catsup! Catsup for fuck sake! On a good steak! The bastard!!!!!! It's all there in one of the most reliable of sources...Playboy!

Grumbles.......*bastard*

Playboy...Donald eats a well done steak with catsup


Comshaw

Agreed.

The only time you would ever cook a steak well done is if it is a questionable piece of meat.

It was probably one of his trademarked "Trump steaks." :D
 
And it's all true! Right from the horses mouth...or to the Donald's! Bastard! How could he! What you ask? This:

“The President ordered a well-done steak. An aged New York strip. He ate it with catsup as he always does..."

He eats his steak *shutter* well done with catsup! Catsup for fuck sake! On a good steak! The bastard!!!!!! It's all there in one of the most reliable of sources...Playboy!

Grumbles.......*bastard*

Playboy...Donald eats a well done steak with catsup


Comshaw

*shudder*
 
Only the good ones though B)

And it's gotta have white cheese, doesn't mix so well with yellow cheese.

But yea, it's one of the few times outside potatoes I like ketchup.

The other is chicken fried steak......lil bit in the gravy mmmmMMMMmmmmmMMM.

Omg, dude, especially if you put fries on the cheese steak. So freaking delicious.
 
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