It’s Time for White People to Pay for Privilege: The Equality Tax

[irksomesauce]

To even the playing field, the privileged should pay more. I don’t know how much more, but it must be more. Let’s start at 5% as if centuries of subjugation could ever be righted by such a minuscule percentage. Certainly, the privileged can stand to spare 5% with all of their economic advantages.

Here's the white privilege tax breakdown:

- Single Heterosexual Caucasian Males - Equality Tax: 5%
- Single Heterosexual Caucasian Females - Equality Tax: 4.5%
- Married Heterosexual Caucasian Family - Equality Tax: 4%
- Non-cisgender Caucasian - Equality Tax: 3%

Caveat:

...if you were born white, but identify as a different race or otherkin, you would be void from paying the Equality Tax. You would just have to submit proof that this transformation is genuine.

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/roflmao.gif


I'm imagining Laurel's house...uh...boy collecting in person.


http://www.wesplain.com/privilege/white-people-its-time-to-pay-for-privilege-the-equality-tax/

 

[EternalFantasies]

I don't care. I'm borrowing that ROFL emoji, and at will.

 

[phrodeau]

A modicum of shoe polish can be most efficacious.

 

[Pairaclities]

Here's the white privilege tax breakdown:

- Single Heterosexual Caucasian Males - Equality Tax: 5%
- Single Heterosexual Caucasian Females - Equality Tax: 4.5%
- Married Heterosexual Caucasian Family - Equality Tax: 4%
- Non-cisgender Caucasian - Equality Tax: 3%

Caveat:




http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/roflmao.gif


I'm imagining Laurel's house...uh...boy collecting in person.


http://www.wesplain.com/privilege/white-people-its-time-to-pay-for-privilege-the-equality-tax/

Yeah, I'm all for it.
Now, get people to pay for all the social services they use as well - law enforcement, prisons, education, drug rehab, welfare, etc.
Who will have the higher tax rate? Likely not whitey.

 

[renard_ruse]

In reality, whites pay more taxes in total numbers and are one of the more taxed segments of the population already.

Secondly there is no such thing as a "privilege" to being white, and in fact whites are one of the most oppressed groups today to the point of basically having demographic genocide committed against them and anyone who isn't 100% happy about disappearing demographically is persecuted or attacked.

Whites deserve money from other ethno-racial groups, they are today's victims, not the other way around.

 

[mark_j]

In reality, whites pay more taxes in total numbers and are one of the more taxed segments of the population already.

Secondly there is no such thing as a "privilege" to being white, and in fact whites are one of the most oppressed groups today to the point of basically having demographic genocide committed against them and anyone who isn't 100% happy about disappearing demographically is persecuted or attacked.

Whites deserve money from other ethno-racial groups, they are today's victims, not the other way around.

Try to sell that to Madison Ave....

 

[phrodeau]

Yeah, I'm all for it.
Now, get people to pay for all the social services they use as well - law enforcement, prisons, education, drug rehab, welfare, etc.
Who will have the higher tax rate? Likely not whitey.

Home mortgage deductions, FICA caps, capital gains tax rates, declaring net operating losses over several tax years, etc.

 

[Disgustipated]

Here's the white privilege tax breakdown:

- Single Heterosexual Caucasian Males - Equality Tax: 5%
- Single Heterosexual Caucasian Females - Equality Tax: 4.5%
- Married Heterosexual Caucasian Family - Equality Tax: 4%
- Non-cisgender Caucasian - Equality Tax: 3%

Caveat:


I'm imagining Laurel's house...uh...boy collecting in person.
http://www.wesplain.com/privilege/white-people-its-time-to-pay-for-privilege-the-equality-tax/

That's still 172% more than you pay, you little fascist.

 

[Tryharder62]

Simplified tax form:

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[FGB]

Here's the white privilege tax breakdown:

- Single Heterosexual Caucasian Males - Equality Tax: 5%
- Single Heterosexual Caucasian Females - Equality Tax: 4.5%
- Married Heterosexual Caucasian Family - Equality Tax: 4%
- Non-cisgender Caucasian - Equality Tax: 3%

Caveat:




http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/roflmao.gif


I'm imagining Laurel's house...uh...boy collecting in person.


http://www.wesplain.com/privilege/white-people-its-time-to-pay-for-privilege-the-equality-tax/

How about we pay you off in Grains of lead...I'm thinking 55 at the time.

Lazy Bastard.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

How about we pay you off in Grains of lead...I'm thinking 55 at the time.

Lazy Bastard.

This is an environmentally insensitive statement...


They want us to bird hunt with steel or plastic shot to save the waterways. :nods:

 

[imalickin]

And here I thought I already paid this tax. Isn't that what Welfare is?

 

[contrifan32]

Is this Zumi's first article to be published?

 

[BotanyBoy]

Is this Zumi's first article to be published?

2nd, his first was a Salon bit about how men need to be exterminated from the face of the planet if we are ever to have paradise on Earth.

 

[FakeNews]

A modicum of shoe polish can be most efficacious.

Plagiarizing Baron Munchausen? Shame on you, Lover.

Baron Munchausen: I have learned from experience that a modicum of snuff can be most efficacious.

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096764/quotes