The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Go post in the Lounge!

[4est_4est_Gump]

Adre the Asshole

SSSSSSSshhhhh... be vewy vewy qwiet. Ahm huntin' wascaws...

 

[Adre]

Feel like posting a recent pic of yourself so we can play guess the BMI, El Gordo?

 

[pointless]

i was about to get really pissed at my loud ass neighbors and their loud ass vehicles until i turned my box fan off and realized that wasn't a shitty car/truck i was hearing. it's fucking thunder. what a weird february.

 

[Lancecastor]

Correct, there's a difference between being a "man" and being male.

Your gender perspective is certainly amongst the most diversely fluid in this regard.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

We're expecting record highs in the 70's here with a chance of thunderstorms.

What a glorious winter.

 

[Pookie]

Shit is blooming here like it is April. Supposed to be in the 80s today. What the fuck?

 

[Typo Fu Master]

It's like there's some kind of climate cha-


... nah. That's just crazy talk.

 

[Pookie]

I blame that Trysail fucker.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Snow crocus, daffodils and forsythia so far.


The hyacinths are breaking ground. Glorious weather, glorious sights.


I picked a bouquet of daffodils for the Queen's pleasure yesterday.

 

[Lancecastor]

Got the MC out this morning; was warming it up.... I look up and there's a young Nurse in scrubs at the end of my driveway, arms folded and a grim look on her face.

I acknowledge her with a nod.

"Are you going to be doing that much longer?" she says.

Until the end of November or December, weather permitting, why?

"You woke up my baby."

Well, it's loud, but it's legal...your baby will probably get used to it.

She left in a huff....who knew Wings had a sister down the street from me?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Pissing off the neighbors one at a time...

 

[Disgustipated]

After the kung-fu tournament?

 

[Lancecastor]

After the kung-fu tournament?

Sorry, no grrls here; go play in the Lounge.

 

[Disgustipated]

Sorry, no grrls here; go play in the Lounge.

It's not surprising that there no girls in a lace thread.

 

[Lancecastor]

It's not surprising that there no girls in a lace thread.

That's fine with me; now piss off to your new playhouse, puss.

 

[raindancer]

I wish you felt the same way.

 

[pointless]

we're just going to be in the mid 60s here. i feel cheated.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Well starting this evening, we are headed back to the 40s, so there is that...

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Poor guy is lonely and trying to get someone's, anyone's attention.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

He got eight pages in 24 hours.



I'd say he got plenty of attention...

 

[yossi]

Bed feels too good to leave, but it's so beautiful out that the beach is calling my name.

 

[raindancer]

It's going to hit 80 degrees today. The beach sounds heavenly!

 

[trysail]

The world is full of gullible, superstitious people who can be made to believe anything.

For reasons I cannot comprehend, they simply will not investigate the flawed claims of proselytizers, propagandists and soothsayers; they are apparently incapable of making the simple effort to examine the original data or consider how it is measured and compiled.


http://www.weather.gov/images/lwx/climate/plot/KMRB/2017/KMRB201701plot-2.png


http://www.weather.gov/images/lwx/climate/plot/KMRB/2016/KMRB2016plot.png


http://www.weather.gov/images/lwx/climate/plot/KIAD/2016/KIAD2016plot.png


http://www.drroyspencer.com/wp-content/uploads/UAH_LT_1979_thru_January_2017_v6-550x317.jpg




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[Typo Fu Master]

Wow, what are the odds, eh?

 

[yossi]

It's going to hit 80 degrees today. The beach sounds heavenly!

Come with me! I'm bringing the dog and I've been finding some good pieces of driftwood.