The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Go post in the Lounge!

[Wings]

I dropped a cherry into my tub water and didn't eat it. Even though I'm buzzed. And I'm only in a milk bath.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://i68.tiny pic.com/167pgt4.jpg

 

[RobDownSouth]

Her? It's a "her"?

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff502/Soonyigump/nod.gif

 

[Lancecastor]

"I dropped a cherry into my tub water and didn't eat it. Even though I'm buzzed. And I'm only in a milk bath."

Exerpted from: Scenes From a Motel, by Ginger "Wings" Johnson.

 

[Wings]

Big Johnson if you're nasty.

 

[Lancecastor]

Big Johnson if you're nasty.

And a meat cutter, too!

I spent 200 nites a year in hotels during the .com boom.

 

[Wings]

I'm not in a hotel. I'm at home.

 

[Lancecastor]

I'm not in a hotel. I'm at home.

Oops.

 

[yossi]

Angels always look so comfortable reclining on clouds. I wonder if they'd be good for a nap.

 

[Lancecastor]

Angels always look so comfortable reclining on clouds. I wonder if they'd be good for a nap.

Although i have a framed farrah fawcet red swimsuit shot bedside, i once dated a jacqueline smith dead ringer.

Kate smith, ick.

 

[yossi]

Charlie?!

 

[Lancecastor]

Charlie?!

Yes, angel?

 

[Conager]

Although i have a framed farrah fawcet red swimsuit shot bedside, i once dated a jacqueline smith dead ringer.

Kate smith, ick.

I met a girl once with truly great-looking hair. I told her that she reminded me of those Breck Girl commercials. She had no idea what I was talking about of course, given that she was born a decade later...

I dug out my phone and looked up the commercials to show her and found that Jaqueline Smith had been one of them.

 

[BrokeDick]

https://up0.xhcdn.com/000/132/420/944_1000.gif

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Whoah, yossi!

Angels are water proof ?

(They do not get soggy, reclining on a cloud.)

 

[Lancecastor]

I mean, who doesnt want to dippity do Yossi?

 

[RobDownSouth]

I met a girl once with truly great-looking hair. I told her that she reminded me of those Breck Girl commercials. She had no idea what I was talking about of course, given that she was born a decade later...

I dug out my phone and looked up the commercials to show her and found that Jaqueline Smith had been one of them.

/r/ThatHappened

 

[yossi]

Whoah, yossi!

Angels are water proof ?

(They do not get soggy, reclining on a cloud.)

They must be either waterproof or aquatic by nature. I was thinking more like a dense cotton candy couch.

I mean, who doesnt want to dippity do Yossi?

They wanna rub gel in my hair?

 

[Lancecastor]

Well, luk does.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Do not eat the yellow clouds!

ewwww

Watch out for the putti.

 

[hashtag46]

Although i have a framed farrah fawcet red swimsuit shot bedside, i once dated a jacqueline smith dead ringer.

Kate smith, ick.

I don't get your attitude.
Because, as far as I know while women tend to be attracted to bad boys, they are equally put off by the promiscuous and flaky ones.

 

[Lancecastor]

I don't get your attitude.
Because, as far as I know while women are attracted by bad boys, they are equally put off by promiscuity.

My Farah Fawcet glossy remains a virgin.

 

[hashtag46]

I'm just commenting because I noticed the overall GB males atttitudes.

Most of them are obviously computer geeks and decent folks, yet they put a lot of effort into trying to project these alpha males /doms' internet personnas.
Ridic. inc.

Relax, guys. A lot of women would rather go for the 'geeky' types, instead of falling for thick twats.

 

[Lancecastor]

I think you've said that once before.

 

[Ethical_Slut]

He may be being ironic? I am pretty sure trysail is a dude.

But, I HAVE been wrong before.

ahhhh, ok.