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LOL.... I don't get depressed, I think it's a simple animalistic response to winter.

Perhaps I need some new sex toys to try out,,,,:D

Well.... good! Want to try my tingly clit balm? :cool: I'd wager it works on ... other things... :devil:

And 'animalistic', by the way - isn't that just a great word? Not in the context of hibernation, but in the sense of giving in to primal urges, of surrendering to base responses. That moment when what's happening just feels so good that you can't think about anything but the pleasure of it, the sensation. Like your whole consciousness contracts to just the place that's quivering and all you want is ... more.
 
I ordered a suspender belt this week, those long business days in hold-ups can't half leave a welt :eek: And there was an offer on a lacy body, and I needed some nude stockings too (with seams... :devil:). And so my order qualified for a free 'bullet' vibe gift set.

It all arrived today. The vibe is in a little handbag-sized tin, slotted into a foam insert. That'll stop it setting itself off in the bag at awkward moments :)

There's also a little pot in there of something calling itself 'tingly clit balm'. I must admit I'm a little scared to try it :eek:

Almost certain I've had this exact same free gift. Vaguely retro packaging? If so, give the balm a try. ;)

Also, I fell off the wagon. Spectacularly. :D
 
You're welcome, sexy woman. Your blushing face would be so beautiful :rose:

I have read (and it may be apocryphal) that a blush spreads wherever the skin is naked. Do you think that is a hypothesis which should be tested? :devil:
 
Almost certain I've had this exact same free gift. Vaguely retro packaging? If so, give the balm a try. ;)

Also, I fell off the wagon. Spectacularly. :D

Yes! Looks like Wild Honey on the lid of the balm :) (Did you buy anything interesting to get it? :devil:) Tried the balm on Sunday. On its own it had no discernible effect for me. Other than the efffect of the stimulation of it being applied ;) But with a clitoral vibe, wow, yes, definitely something tingly going on there. :devil:

You fell off? :D Was it fun? Was it gin? :) Me too, actually, having said I don't drink during the week, I was pushed off my wagon by a neighbour :D
 
Went for yer actual silver service full-on afternoon tea on Sunday.

http://i.imgur.com/7Vlj0wl.jpg

Little sandwiches, scones, tiny cakes. Champagne. And tea, of course. There was even a pianist tinkling away in the corner.

Good afternoon, pardon me for dropping by, and wow, where did you have that tea?? Up here we have Betty's and I have taken out a mortgage extension to go for tea there before, and it looked a lot like this!!
 
Good afternoon, pardon me for dropping by, and wow, where did you have that tea?? Up here we have Betty's and I have taken out a mortgage extension to go for tea there before, and it looked a lot like this!!

Lucy! Hello, how lovely to see you :rose:

Yep, Betty's, spot on! Not my usual sort of thing, but perfect for the company I was with, and really rather lovely, as it turned out. The weird looking green cake was surprisingly wonderful. And the sinful chocolate thing.

And the black and white waiter/waitress uniforms give one food for thought, I'd have to admit :devil::D
 
Lucy! Hello, how lovely to see you :rose:

Yep, Betty's, spot on! Not my usual sort of thing, but perfect for the company I was with, and really rather lovely, as it turned out. The weird looking green cake was surprisingly wonderful. And the sinful chocolate thing.

And the black and white waiter/waitress uniforms give one food for thought, I'd have to admit :devil::D

Those waitress outfits look so posh and starchy, I soooo want to believe that it's all silk and skimpiness underneath!!

Hope you feel better soon too, am beginning to feel the symptoms that everyone else appears to have had and talk about whilst I gloated gently about my fit and healthy (??) lifestyle keeping them at bay. Boot soon to be on other foot methinks!
 
Those waitress outfits look so posh and starchy, I soooo want to believe that it's all silk and skimpiness underneath!!

Hope you feel better soon too, am beginning to feel the symptoms that everyone else appears to have had and talk about whilst I gloated gently about my fit and healthy (??) lifestyle keeping them at bay. Boot soon to be on other foot methinks!

I'm thankfully rarely poorly, and I missed out on the last cold in my household altogether, but it's got me this time... :mad: Fingers crossed you stay free of it, otherwise your cycle commute is going to be unpleasant :(

If I were wearing one of those black dresses and little white aprons, I definitely be going naughty underneath. Crotchless panties, maybe? :D

There's a place I've been in Paris a few times (get me, eh.... :eek:) called Le Relais de l'Entrecôte, there are a few in France, I think. They serve one thing only, steak frites with a beautiful green herby sauce, absolutely gorgeous, and surprisingly reasonable for Paris ;) And the waitresses (and they are exclusively female) wear tight black dresses, hair up in a chignon, identical make-up, they look like Robert Palmer's "Addicted to Love" guitarist ladies. They are impossibly sexy (especially when they speak), but quite frightening at the same time. :D
 
Hi Numi! I just wanted to pop in and wish you a lovely Valentine's day and give you a huge hug. :heart:
 
Yes! Looks like Wild Honey on the lid of the balm :) (Did you buy anything interesting to get it? :devil:) Tried the balm on Sunday. On its own it had no discernible effect for me. Other than the efffect of the stimulation of it being applied ;) But with a clitoral vibe, wow, yes, definitely something tingly going on there. :devil:

You fell off? :D Was it fun? Was it gin? :) Me too, actually, having said I don't drink during the week, I was pushed off my wagon by a neighbour :D

I had to give the wild-Honey reference some thought there; took it too literally!
I honestly can't remember what I bought at the time so it can't possibly have been that entertaining. The bullet, however, swiftly became my go-to. ;)

It was gin, funnily enough! You were pushed, I jumped...same difference! (Although I enjoyed the excuse) However, i clambered straight back on and not a drop hath touched my lips since. :halo:
 
Aw, thanks, Ralf! :heart:

I seem to have germinated a cold today :( So I'm sadly more in need of tissues and a hot lemon drink than flowers and chocolates! :D

You have girl-flu?!
High dose VitC and zinc combo. Great for the immune system!
Hope you feel better soon :rose:

Good afternoon, pardon me for dropping by, and wow, where did you have that tea?? Up here we have Betty's and I have taken out a mortgage extension to go for tea there before, and it looked a lot like this!!

Betty's! Up....where, Lucy? I'm headed down to York later this month and seriously debating it.
 
You have girl-flu?!
High dose VitC and zinc combo. Great for the immune system!
Hope you feel better soon :rose:



Betty's! Up....where, Lucy? I'm headed down to York later this month and seriously debating it.

Hey, down must mean you are further north than Yorkshire! York is good, also Harrogate but there are Betty's in Ilkley and Northallerton, and both of these are smaller but still delightful!!

Numi - crotchless, indeed, 6 or even 8 strap suspender and seamed black stockings are appropriate for the tea room outfit!! Just bend over and get me that spoon I so carelessly dropped on the floor... :devil:
 
I had to give the wild-Honey reference some thought there; took it too literally!
I honestly can't remember what I bought at the time so it can't possibly have been that entertaining. The bullet, however, swiftly became my go-to. ;)

It was gin, funnily enough! You were pushed, I jumped...same difference! (Although I enjoyed the excuse) However, i clambered straight back on and not a drop hath touched my lips since. :halo:

I haven't tried the bullet yet. I will now, though, you've inspired me! (Well, when my nose stops running, ugh... :D) I like that it's all safe in the foam insert in the tin, it won't go off in my bag like the other one... :D

Mmm. Gin. I'm very impressed you've jumped straight back on. Room for one more? :cool:

You have girl-flu?!
High dose VitC and zinc combo. Great for the immune system!
Hope you feel better soon :rose:

Girl-flu, yep. *sniffs in an unladylike fashion*. Red nose, the works. Yuck. But thank you :rose:
 
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