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There was a sergeant in basic who had a speech impediment and spoke like Elmer Fudd. "You are a wazy wittle man!". One scary motherfucker!
 
I used to do a killer Elmer Fudd in the office. Only two people were old enough to get it.
My Mr. Ed "Willlllbur" also rocked. It was last used successfully at a 1978 Christmas party.
 
There was a sergeant in basic who had a speech impediment and spoke like Elmer Fudd. "You are a wazy wittle man!". One scary motherfucker!

One of my drill sergeants had this clipped enunciation that I was pretty good at mimicking.
One night just before lights out his voice comes over the intercom, "Attention, attention in the Bravo Company barracks."
Not knowing he could hear us, I repeated his opening remarks and got a good amount of laughter.
The sergeant must have been in a good mood. After a few threats he made his announcement and that was it.
I was sweating bullets for a few minutes.
 
Never heard anyone make a remarks about our sergeant's speech impediment. First it would been totally uncool to rip on someone's impediment. And second I don't think it crossed anyone's mind because of the severe repercussions. Such as polishing galvanized buckets to a mirror finish. Got hit with that one for reading a magazine instead of working on my kit. A few klicks with an FN C1 held over your head would not have been uncalled for.
 
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