The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXV: It's Only Castles Burning

[pointless]

anyway, now i want a gyro. someone make that happen.

 

[silver gurl]

anyway, now i want a gyro. someone make that happen.

Yeah, I took out chicken this morning, it still frozen. But I am now on 12 days of vacation, so Woo-hoo.

 

[JohnnySavage]

The Po-Po just shut down the interstate. I wonder if that means we can go play on it with 4-wheelers.

 

[Sean]

I would definitely buy some of these but the fuckers don't do Yale blanks.

http://thekeyarmory.com/

 

[Greypowerful]

My husband cannot wait. Last year, our neighbor convinced the husband to hang a Quebec flag. He could not wait to take it down.
This year during St. Jean de Baptiste, we will hang the Canadian and US flag.

Up the Outaouais, past Gatineau, you'll see a GAZILLION National flags... only blue & white you see is on QPP stations and other Provincial buildings.

Pontiac County is HUGELY Anglo.

The West Island used to be... not so much, now, one gathers?

 

[Greypowerful]

The Po-Po just shut down the interstate. I wonder if that means we can go play on it with 4-wheelers.

Which Interstate? 90, 94, 64? 80, 76?

 

[pointless]

twelve bucks for a pokey key that'll probably get caught on every loose thread in every pocket and rip them all open? no fucking thank you, sir. i like my pockets, damn you.

 

[Greypowerful]

twelve bucks for a pokey key that'll probably get caught on every loose thread in every pocket and rip them all open? no fucking thank you, sir. i like my pockets, damn you.

Hey, an Englishman's home is his castle... (even if he's "Irish")

Raise the portcullis, Mateys!

 

[Sean]

twelve bucks for a pokey key that'll probably get caught on every loose thread in every pocket and rip them all open? no fucking thank you, sir. i like my pockets, damn you.

Dude, embrace your inner twelve year old.

 

[Lancecastor]

Dude, embrace your inner twelve year old.

/reported

 

[pointless]

fucking dickhead stole my joke.

 

[Lancecastor]

fucking dickhead stole my joke.

You can have the little sword joke.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

https://media.giphy.com/media/UdqUo8xvEcvgA/giphy.gif

 

[Bookishleigh]

Gloria Steineim quotes Margaret Atwood in her most recent book - a quote I had never heard before but realized is so true:

“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.”

 

[Conager]

Which Interstate? 90, 94, 64? 80, 76?

The I-10 all the way from Lordsburg New Mexico through Needles California seems to be completely free from snow.

 

[Emerson40]

Gloria Steineim quotes Margaret Atwood in her most recent book - a quote I had never heard before but realized is so true:

“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.”

Odd. That quote was referenced in a book I recently read about murder motives, in the section about sex and revenge motives.

Not far from that quote, perhaps even in the same chapter, were stats about about the survival rates of cheaters when caught in flagrante delicto.

Generally, when women catch the adulterers intimately engaged and there is a gun handy, the man is shot and the other woman is left alive.

When men catch the unsuspecting couple engaged, the carnage is complete as both are usually killed, the gun usually emptied.

 

[spacekowboy]

Fuckin A right. If you're gonna do a job, do it right.

 

[islandman]

If you wanna do it, do it right, do it with me.

~Wham!

 

[Bookishleigh]

Fuckin A right. If you're gonna do a job, do it right.

Recently I'm more of a......

http://ci.memecdn.com/4359013.gif

Burn it all to the ground.

 

[Conager]

I had to go to a meeting in Scottsdale and really liked it. I have never been to Fort Myers but I heard it was nice. Had a blast in Vegas, even though it was 110 degrees, zero gambling. We did $5 on a slot. I live in the North Pole, I like sun. I could always go to Cuba, as it is cheap but I am kind of afraid at the moment. (US citizen/resident of Canada)

Don't do Scottsdale, do Wickenberg. Scottsdale's western town facade is simply trying to be Wickenburg. If you get there by way of Highway 74 the Carefree Highway it's an absolutely beautiful drive and you will definitely get stuck behind a horse trailer or two.

 

[irksomesauce]

20 metropolitan areas with the largest number of illegal aliens

http://assets.pewresearch.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2017/02/09101349/FT_17.01.31_unauthorizedMetros_map.png

 

[Hard_Rom]

Care to guess which cities have the largest populations in the US?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_cities_by_population

http://assets.pewresearch.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2017/02/09101349/FT_17.01.31_unauthorizedMetros_map.png

 

[thør]

Don't do Scottsdale, do Wickenberg. Scottsdale's western town facade is simply trying to be Wickenburg. If you get there by way of Highway 74 the Carefree Highway it's an absolutely beautiful drive and you will definitely get stuck behind a horse trailer or two.

The Carefree Highway is always a good ride

 

[VaticanAssassin]

After all this time Blob is still over 12 post per day. At one point he was averaging over 100.

Can't see anyone coming close to that "record"....

 

[Wings]

This is bullshit.