ChasNicollette
Allons-y Means Let's Go.
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Stars and Bars.
It was, in a way, impressive how quickly Nash cleared the room. Almost as quickly as a fire drill.
They'd done this before.
Chase and Helligan waited. Patiently.
"Miz Nash," Chase began, "it is our fervent hope that this conversation won't result in property damage requiring federal remuneration. If nothing else, every major city in North America is rebuilding from the events of a few days ago and even The President's emergency damage-control coffers are running a bit bone dry."
"I'm Agent Helligan," Helligan introduced, then indicating her partner, "and this is Agent Chase. We're with The Department of Extranormal Operations."
"It's not our habit to clean up after ATF," Chase noted. "Though I would point out that the days of Prohibition are long done and you would probably make more money off of your 'old family recipe' by opening a microbrewery than by rumrunning between here and Oglethorpe. Mostly we're just here to ask you to fill out the appropriate Federal Authority Registered Metahumans forms and apply to be a licensed metahuman. Operating without a FARM license on file with the DEO is a fairly punishable offense, but honestly we consider it a duty before God and country, putting your powers where your patriotism is. Not to mention, based on all reports, we'd rather have you for us than against us."
It was, in a way, impressive how quickly Nash cleared the room. Almost as quickly as a fire drill.
They'd done this before.
Chase and Helligan waited. Patiently.
At that point Jo put on her glasses and stood up with a smile. She turned to the Feds. "Y'all wanna take this outside? Or are y'all gonna pay for the damages so Willy can redecorate? Again? Last time it was th Locals had ta pay..."
"Miz Nash," Chase began, "it is our fervent hope that this conversation won't result in property damage requiring federal remuneration. If nothing else, every major city in North America is rebuilding from the events of a few days ago and even The President's emergency damage-control coffers are running a bit bone dry."
"I'm Agent Helligan," Helligan introduced, then indicating her partner, "and this is Agent Chase. We're with The Department of Extranormal Operations."
"It's not our habit to clean up after ATF," Chase noted. "Though I would point out that the days of Prohibition are long done and you would probably make more money off of your 'old family recipe' by opening a microbrewery than by rumrunning between here and Oglethorpe. Mostly we're just here to ask you to fill out the appropriate Federal Authority Registered Metahumans forms and apply to be a licensed metahuman. Operating without a FARM license on file with the DEO is a fairly punishable offense, but honestly we consider it a duty before God and country, putting your powers where your patriotism is. Not to mention, based on all reports, we'd rather have you for us than against us."