The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXV: It's Only Castles Burning

[Hard_Rom]

Youpers and MinnuhSOHdans sound more Canuck-ish than most of US, eh?

Bums are beautiful... GO for it!

Folk I play online FPS with assume I am from Wisconsin. Cheesy!

 

[Bookishleigh]

Some of ya'll need Jesus.

Does he do windows?

 

[pink]

Some lady had a painting appraised for $250,000 on Antiques Roadshow and all she had to say was, "Oh that's nice."

 

[Disgustipated]

Does he do windows?

Right after the father/son team licks them, yes.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Right after the father/son team licks them, yes.

Well, as long as he doesn't bring the Holy Ghost in here.....

 

[irksomesauce]

Bad news for progressives...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CxKyJ6sXgAAMB2D.jpg


Worse news for progressives:

Their political "leader" is a 77-year old white, .01% broad who's the 3rd richest person in the entire US Congress!

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/roflmao.gif

 

[Not Normal]

Some of ya'll need Jesus.

Only if he's kept up his carpentry skills up to todays standards.

 

[Phelia]

There is no sensation as deliciously satisfying as coming home after a long day and instantly taking off your pants.

Except for 2.3 seconds later, when you take off your bra.

Ohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Disgustipated]

There is no sensation as deliciously satisfying as coming home after a long day and instantly taking off your pants.

Except for 2.3 seconds later, when you take off your bra.

Ohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Pants first?

 

[thør]

Pants first?

Big lunch.

 

[juttjaw]

Now that I'm in Chicago my teen asked if people were going to make fun of her accent. So far no one has.

They will.... Just make sure she doesn't say the word "Barrrrrs"... Or" Don't you know."...

 

[juttjaw]

Only if he's kept up his carpentry skills up to todays standards.

Oh come on, you know he still uses cubits... Antiquated fuck!

 

[Phelia]

Pants first?

100%

If you're pro like me, you can cast off the shackles of both your pants AND your shoes in one graceful, fluid motion.

 

[spacekowboy]

100%

If you're pro like me, you can cast off the shackles of both your pants AND your shoes in one graceful, fluid motion.

Pics please.



Its for science.

 

[Phelia]

Pics please.



Its for science.

Would have to use one of those motion-capture suits to ensure scientific science-y-ness.

http://screencrush.com/files/2014/07/ted-mo-cap-hump.gif

 

[Not Normal]

Oh come on, you know he still uses cubits... Antiquated fuck!

I actually laughed at that. Well done.

 

[Noor]

Didn't do so well with chocolate today

Here's is hoping... better living through chemistry and all that jazz.

 

[Noor]

100%

If you're pro like me, you can cast off the shackles of both your pants AND your shoes in one graceful, fluid motion.

Without falling on the floor? How about your socks?

 

[Noor]

Some lady had a painting appraised for $250,000 on Antiques Roadshow and all she had to say was, "Oh that's nice."

Seems normal to me, but I am weird.

 

[Phelia]

Didn't do so well with chocolate today

Here's is hoping... better living through chemistry and all that jazz.

Fingers crossed & hugs for you. I love chemistry! It improves my life every day!

Without falling on the floor? How about your socks?

Even though I'm terribly clumsy and have a 99% chance of falling on the floor at any given moment, I transform into an exquisite creature of balance and poise when I'm stripping down to my skivvies. Must be some weird genetic mutation.

I do have to take off my socks separately - not that genetically gifted, I'm afraid ):

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16388071_1637491539605184_9169284551612376447_n.jpg?oh=a1cc8b5e395c5d1e77021d5d423901cd&oe=590A9F5A

 

[Noor]

Fingers crossed & hugs for you. I love chemistry! It improves my life every day!



Even though I'm terribly clumsy and have a 99% chance of falling on the floor at any given moment, I transform into an exquisite creature of balance and poise when I'm stripping down to my skivvies. Must be some weird genetic mutation.

I do have to take off my socks separately - not that genetically gifted, I'm afraid ):

Thank you! Will know more in about 6-8 wks

I can take off my trousers, underpants and socks in one graceful movement, but not my shoes, although I am not sure I have ever tried.

I can take my bra off even while still wearing a shirt, but I imagine almost all women can do that.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[butters]

Moving day is done. Goes to take a nap.

hard work, so worth it

John Bercow, legend.

https://twitter.com/Channel4News/status/828684743881478144

i know! trump will be so pissed

http://68.media.tumblr.com/a9698422f8b39488e627fcb743d0f11e/tumblr_okprr0kjYo1rywz9co1_540.jpg

http://68.media.tumblr.com/95aeb1550e37bc18b9d18c74d2c61131/tumblr_okprr0kjYo1rywz9co2_540.jpg

Seb Dance not in agreement with Nigel Farage regarding the Muslim ban, during an EU Parliament session.

it may be something he shouldn't have done, but thank fuck for people like him standing up for those who think farrage is a total cunt

Didn't do so well with chocolate today

Here's is hoping... better living through chemistry and all that jazz.

sorry to hear, noor. science is a wonderful thing

 

[water505]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CxKyJ6sXgAAMB2D.jpg


Worse news for progressives:

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That graph is racist and the facts were taken out of context.