Litiquette V

[Endless_Night]

I'm not always full of snark and sometimes try to help the poor noobs, may gawk rest their newbishness.

At one point I would bump particularly great ads with encouraging posts. I enjoy a well-written, humorous appeal.

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I considered posting a personal ad back in the day. The only thing that stopped me was the stories of having my PM box explode. As a noob that's a bit intimidating.

As a not-noob it sounds like too much work!

 

[Suz_anne]

One day I'm gonna get that Suzanne chick to respond. I hear she's freakier than Chained.

Truth. *struts*

What lured me to post, though, is Pmann's sex pic. How is it that no one has commented on the fact that his wife wears gloves during sex? Am I the only one who finds this odd?

Did you notice that Pmann doesn't have hands?? Or feet??

But I like Mrs. Pmann's sassy red fuck-me pumps.

 

[Endless_Night]

Did you notice that Pmann doesn't have hands?? Or feet??

But I like Mrs. Pmann's sassy red fuck-me pumps.

Dear Lord. I had not....

Yes. Those lovely, lovely shoes caught my eye as well. The shoes I get!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I've got fingies. They're just dwarfed by the other appendage. *hi five*

 

[LWulf]

I've got fingies. They're just dwarfed by the other appendage. *hi five*

...You mean your head/ego?

Sorry, but you left yourself wide open for that one dude.

 

[ChainedUp]

Me? Freaky? Nah, just a facilitator that knows how to get engagement. Y'all were loving the shemale, it's okay to admit.

Let me try this out: it's safe sanctuary day,go ahead and get that admission out into the open. We're a loving, caring group and will treat your admission with the acceptance we always have.

So go ahead, bare your.......soul

 

[PeteHulbert37]

The older I get, the more I can relate with Al Bundy.

 

[ChainedUp]

The older I get, the more I can relate with Al Bundy.

Thanks Al for breaking the ice

 

[Lord Pmann]

When I was 14 I masturbated in a Pizza Hut.

 

[Endless_Night]

I have little interest in anything but the most superficial interaction with the vast majority of my fellow humans.

Gay porn leaves me unmoved. *prepares to be lynched*

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I'm just posting in hopes it goes to the next page. If I look at that stick drawing any longer...
*pokes my own eyes out!*

 

[SMNaughtywife]

YES, sweet success!!

 

[ChainedUp]

Nothing like see joy and happiness in the thread

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Nothing like see joy and happiness in the thread

Did you really think we'd bare our souls without dinner and a movie first? Or at least some incredibly distasteful porn?

 

[Suz_anne]

Did you really think we'd bare our souls without dinner and a movie first? Or at least some incredibly distasteful porn?

*perks* Distasteful porn?



RIP Princess Leia

 

[ChainedUp]

*perks* Distasteful porn?



RIP Princess Leia

I think she wanted light saber action

 

[Suz_anne]

I think she got some earlier in the movie. Not that I watched the whole thing or anything.


So these admissions - are we admitting something we've done or something we want to do?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

*perks* Distasteful porn?



RIP Princess Leia

OK, for that, I confess that I accidentally gave my husband an STI #oops

 

[aussiegeekygal]

All in all, I think I got off pretty lightly tonight...

I have way deeper confessions for the really weird porn.

#nexttime

 

[Lord Pmann]

OK, for that, I confess that I accidentally gave my husband an STI #oops

More details. This sounds like an interesting story.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Also, I confess that I purposely gave Aussie an STI.

 

[ChainedUp]

Damn, show up a little late and there's STD swapping stories. Looks at thread charter, nope, free clinic not listed. No penicillin today

Today's midday topic, so it can be half baked.......

Do you spend more time trying to capture the moment or spend more time trying to be in the moment? Be honest, don't just say what the best sounding answering is

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Damn, show up a little late and there's STD swapping stories. Looks at thread charter, nope, free clinic not listed. No penicillin today

Today's midday topic, so it can be half baked.......

Do you spend more time trying to capture the moment or spend more time trying to be in the moment? Be honest, don't just say what the best sounding answering is

It's doxycycline that's needed (don't worry, I have plenty).

I try to be in the moment, however I find that most of the time I'm a casual observer of my own life. I tend to look out a little further than just my perspective and experience and really challenge if what I'm experiencing is the truth.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

More details. This sounds like an interesting story.

It is. Granted, it was pre marriage. I ended up with an asymptomatic infection after some douche bag felt entitled to my body. Unbeknownst to me, I passed this on to my new boyfriend. Ocularly.

And he still married me

Oh, and this was the first time we had sex, too, so even more embarrassing.

Also, I confess that I purposely gave Aussie an STI.

Ugh. Does that mean I have to get tested again?!?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Damn, show up a little late and there's STD swapping stories. Looks at thread charter, nope, free clinic not listed. No penicillin today

Today's midday topic, so it can be half baked.......

Do you spend more time trying to capture the moment or spend more time trying to be in the moment? Be honest, don't just say what the best sounding answering is

Were you smoking a J this morning with your coffee?!!! Spill the beans.

My life can get a little crazy at times, so I've learned it's best to enjoy each moment as it comes. I can plan like no other, but I'm also able to sit back, enjoy and appreciate the spontantious suprises.

Made me think of this pic. Love the little grandma smiling.
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-10/5/6/enhanced/webdr10/enhanced-buzz-wide-23702-1444041992-7.jpg