Looking for "date" this weekend

[rlp2017]

I am looking for a woman that would love to show up to a party with me and make all my friends jealous that I have her this weekend. Would like to have dinner before so we get to know each other and could come up with a back story to our "relationship", and ways to make them feel like they are inadequate for her.

 

[RacyWilde]

I am looking for a woman that would love to show up to a party with me and make all my friends jealous that I have her this weekend. Would like to have dinner before so we get to know each other and could come up with a back story to our "relationship", and ways to make them feel like they are inadequate for her.

OMG - if only you were near me... we could help each other out. I have a stupid wedding to go to and I'm desperately trying to find someone to go with me. I might have to hire a wedding date.

 

[Starscream_UK]

That's a thing? Hiring a wedding date I mean...

 

[SquishyBits]

There is a romantic comedy about that so of course it is a real thing.

 

[rlp2017]

That does suck RacyWilde... :\

 

[rlp2017]

I would totally be your Wedding Date.