What if your sex life was crucial to national security?

[Tryharder62]

All they would have to do is remove the batteries and my sex life would have no consequence. BTW my vibrator is American Made.

 

[BattlingSoul]

All they would have to do is remove the batteries and my sex life would have no consequence. BTW my vibrator is American Made.

HILARIOUS!

 

[BattlingSoul]

Criminal records would be updated 1-4 times a month...

 

[Comshaw]

What if your sex life was crucial to national security? (snip)

My sex life crucial to national security???? God help this country because we wouldn't have anything we could call security! Unless fantasy and imagination count.


Comshaw

 

[Colonel Hogan]

My unilateral cease fire is coming up on about 12 years. Finally, "peace in our time."

 

[Tryharder62]

My unilateral cease fire is coming up on about 12 years. Finally, "peace in our time."

OH my gosh, I almost choked laughing. Unilateral cease fire. PRICELESS!

 

[about_average]

My unilateral cease fire is coming up on about 12 years. Finally, "peace in our time."

Wouldn't that be "no piece in our time"?

 

[BattlingSoul]

This site really needs a LIKE button, I have enjoyed ALL the posts in this thread!!!

 

[JohnnySavage]

My unilateral cease fire is coming up on about 12 years. Finally, "peace in our time."

Thank god you have lots of time for training exercises.

 

[Liar]

What do you mean "what if"?

 

[RobDownSouth]

I'm envisioning a minor skirmish tonight (possible hit-and-run guerilla raid) and a full-scale nuclear war once we reach international waters on Saturday morning.

 

[KingOrfeo]

I'm envisioning a minor skirmish tonight (possible hit-and-run guerilla raid) and a full-scale nuclear war once we reach international waters on Saturday morning.

But enough about the foreplay.

 

[Tryharder62]

What do you mean "what if"?

Donald? Is that you?

 

[NavinJohnson]

All they would have to do is remove the batteries and my sex life would have no consequence. BTW my vibrator is American Made.

https://up9.xhcdn.com/000/129/179/192_1000.gif

 

[Tryharder62]

It's a joke Tony Clifton!

https://az616578.vo.msecnd.net/files/2016/10/14/6361207267417435571442075697_tumblr_mt7766Y1RL1s662hko2_400.gif

 

[Saint Peter]

I would be pissed!

 

[KingOrfeo]

BTW my vibrator is American Made.

[opens sample case] Let me introduce you to Yashida's Sailor Moon Godzilla-Kong 29E, with five speeds, studded segments, and bidirectional rotary action!

Aren't those Japanese clever?!

Of course, like most Japanese products, it is . . . well . . . very successfully . . . miniaturized.

Sorry for wasting your time.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Thank god you have lots of time for training exercises.

Speaking of which, I was married twice which is the sexual equivalent of the National Guard -- one weekend a month and a more intensive two week period once a year around birthdays, valentines day and anniversaries.

Theoretically I could have been called "up" in an emergency but fortunately there always seemed to be a pool boy or delivery man around to help with the, uh, heavy lifting, so to speak.

 

[Saint Peter]

Speaking of which, I was married twice which is the sexual equivalent of the National Guard -- one weekend a month and a more intensive two week period once a year around birthdays, valentines day and anniversaries.

Theoretically I could have been called "up" in an emergency but fortunately there always seemed to be a pool boy or delivery man around to help with the, uh, heavy lifting, so to speak.

The bar pickings were always better when the boys at Carson were down range.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

"What if your sex life was crucial to national security?"

We're all fucked!​

 

[hashtag46]

All they would have to do is remove the batteries and my sex life would have no consequence. BTW my vibrator is American Made.

Never had one. Didn't need it.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Mine is South American Maid...

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[Adjudicator]

Never had one. Didn't need it.

Shocking!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Someone here
on the iggy

poster boi
4 impotent security

Nation-wide; bad bad bad

 

[hashtag46]

Shocking!

Took you longer than I expected.

But you took it the wrong way.