Eating Pussy 101

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I love the thread about "Blowjob 101" so thought it was only fair we do one about us (girl or guy) how we learned to eat pussy.


So I am going to share my 101 HOW TO EAT PUSSY STORY

Years ago (18 to be exact and I am currently 42) I was sort of dating this girl and we were fooling around and she took off her pants and panties and I went in for a lick and man that was a mistake. She tasted so bad I was gagging for awhile. I swore off eating pussy after that.

Jumping ahead to when I was 21 or 22 and I get this job that gets me out of working at a food store to scanning documents all day. Well at this job it's 98% ladies plus me and 2 other guys that work the scanning department. In that department are 3 gorgeous woman and one is my supervisor. Well the 2 that are not my supervisor invited me over to hang the next day and I did.

Well turned out I was a bet and etc. but to make a long story short (and note I haven't eaten a pussy since that one and only time I tried licking that girls pussy and gagged) we started making out (for the other girl didn't show) and she quickly led me to the bedroom and practically ripped off her clothes and hopped on the bed, laid down, spread her legs and looked at me. She is gorgeous and she had 6-pack abs, and this gorgeous pussy completely shaved. I had to eat it.

I don't know what came over me but I attacked that thing like I was on a desert thirsting for a drop of water.

About 15 minutes later I look up and her eyes are all over the place, hair is all messed up, and she says "You are driving me crazy".

I knew I had a knack of eating pussy after that which I perfected with my ex-wife and not to toot my own horn but got really good at it.
 
I've never had any car mowings and certainly some satisfied ladies but you're never too old to learn more.

Any ladies feel like providing some lessons??
 
Dollie

While I was young I had no desire to be "eaten". Now that I'm old and most of my male friends are old that's all some can do.
I'm sorry I can't give advice. I'm a student and not a teacher.
 
On her back, legs spread, feet on my shoulders......I could stay in this position eating MrsT's soaked cunt for literally hours,bringing her to orgasm after orgasm until she begs me to stop! There really isnt anything better in life, at least I havent found it!
 
On her back, legs spread, feet on my shoulders......I could stay in this position eating MrsT's soaked cunt for literally hours,bringing her to orgasm after orgasm until she begs me to stop! There really isnt anything better in life, at least I havent found it!

Yum!!
 
I love the thread about "Blowjob 101" so thought it was only fair we do one about us (girl or guy) how we learned to eat pussy.


So I am going to share my 101 HOW TO EAT PUSSY STORY

Years ago (18 to be exact and I am currently 42) I was sort of dating this girl and we were fooling around and she took off her pants and panties and I went in for a lick and man that was a mistake. She tasted so bad I was gagging for awhile. I swore off eating pussy after that.

Jumping ahead to when I was 21 or 22 and I get this job that gets me out of working at a food store to scanning documents all day. Well at this job it's 98% ladies plus me and 2 other guys that work the scanning department. In that department are 3 gorgeous woman and one is my supervisor. Well the 2 that are not my supervisor invited me over to hang the next day and I did.

Well turned out I was a bet and etc. but to make a long story short (and note I haven't eaten a pussy since that one and only time I tried licking that girls pussy and gagged) we started making out (for the other girl didn't show) and she quickly led me to the bedroom and practically ripped off her clothes and hopped on the bed, laid down, spread her legs and looked at me. She is gorgeous and she had 6-pack abs, and this gorgeous pussy completely shaved. I had to eat it.

I don't know what came over me but I attacked that thing like I was on a desert thirsting for a drop of water.

About 15 minutes later I look up and her eyes are all over the place, hair is all messed up, and she says "You are driving me crazy".

I knew I had a knack of eating pussy after that which I perfected with my ex-wife and not to toot my own horn but got really good at it.



Wow great story....x
 
The best tip I ever heard about eating pussy was from the Late Great Sam Kinnison. His sage advice was: use your tongue to trace the letters of the alphabet on her pussy. A, B, C, D, E, F, G...... etc. She goes crazy thinking you are some sort of sexual magician, and you're laying there, singing this kid's song in your head.......
 
I love eating my wife's pussy! My ex wouldn't let me near hers, so my one and only experience of it was from a very brief fling. That woman couldn't believe that I hadn't done it before, so I guess I was on to something. The first time the woman who was to become my wife and I made love, I knew had to lick her. Luckily, it's one of her favorite sports. During the same session, I found her G spot (which her various lovers hadn't bothered to look for over the years). She, too, had a hard time believing that I had practically no experience in the fine art of licking pussy.

Now it's a staple in our lovemaking. Long strokes with the whole tongue, teasing and circling the clit with the tip of it, sucking the clit and the inner labia, all while working the G spot... Can't wait to do it again...
 
The best tip I ever heard about eating pussy was from the Late Great Sam Kinnison. His sage advice was: use your tongue to trace the letters of the alphabet on her pussy. A, B, C, D, E, F, G...... etc. She goes crazy thinking you are some sort of sexual magician, and you're laying there, singing this kid's song in your head.......

When in doubt that is an option but honestly, it's really trial and error till you know the person.

The approach is lick gentle and at a medium pace. Pay attention to reactions: sounds, movement, hair grabbing, etc.

If you pick-up on the signs then those are the areas and things you do to give her the pleasure she deserves.
 
I love eating my wife's pussy! My ex wouldn't let me near hers, so my one and only experience of it was from a very brief fling. That woman couldn't believe that I hadn't done it before, so I guess I was on to something. The first time the woman who was to become my wife and I made love, I knew had to lick her. Luckily, it's one of her favorite sports. During the same session, I found her G spot (which her various lovers hadn't bothered to look for over the years). She, too, had a hard time believing that I had practically no experience in the fine art of licking pussy.

Now it's a staple in our lovemaking. Long strokes with the whole tongue, teasing and circling the clit with the tip of it, sucking the clit and the inner labia, all while working the G spot... Can't wait to do it again...

Same thing happened to me on the day I lost my virginity. We talked on the phone after and she couldn't believe that was my first time.
 
I like to lay my wife (or swing partner) on the edge of the bed and kneel on the floor in front of her. If she still has her panties on I'll start by lightly tracing the edge of her panties with my tongue touching both the panties and her skin. I'll run my hands up her side feeling her ribs and down the outside of her thigh while I kiss and rub my face on her inner thighs. Then go back to tracing the edge of her panties with my tongue. I'll slide my fingers in the waist band and pull her panties up tight on her pussy so I can see the outline of her lips, then I'll plant light little kisses right on her pussy while I inhale deeply smelling her awesome scent. Then I will make my tongue flat and press it against her pussy on top of her panties making them even wetter. Then plant some more kisses on her thighs, then I lick from Midway down to her knee all the way up her inner thigh slowly. I'll then slide my tongue under the edge of her panties and push them over to the side , with my tongue, so I can get my first taste of her wet lips. It's right about at this time that I first run my hand all the way up her side and lightly touch her breasts avoiding the nipples. I'll run my hands in circles around her breasts a few times then back down her sides to remove her panties. I'll lift her legs straight up in the air with her knees together and slide her panties up her legs enough to clear her pussy leaving them wrapped around her legs near her knees and push her legs back towards her chest. Then I like to take a broad flat tongue and lick from near her asshole slowly up to her clit.... I'll do that a few times. Then I'll take her panties all the way off of her and while she puts her legs down I'll run my hands all the way down from her ankles to her inner thighs to her pussy. By this time she's usually bucking her pussy trying to grind it against my face but I won't let her just yet, I'll wrap my left arm under her leg and around her thigh holding firmly and my right arm between her legs with my right hand rubbing her breasts. I'll then spread her lips with my tongue and touch her nipples for the first time. I slide my flat soft tongue up one side of her labia and down the other. Then after a couple minutes of licking like that I will stiffen my tongue a little bit increasing the pressure. With this increased stiffness I will trace circles around her clit with the point of my tongue. Then every once in a while I like to do the flat tongue lick right up her slit. Now I will let loose of her thigh to let her grind while I take both hands up her sides and with one hand on each breast I will gently squeeze her tits and play with her nipples while I slide my tongue in and out of her pussy. Then when I can tell she's getting close I will take one hand down and slide two fingers in her while I lick her clit. I slide my fingers in and out slowly and spread them apart inside her (like a peace sign) all while my tongue dances on her clit. Then when she cums I wrap both my arms around her legs so she can't get away until she has a thorough orgasm. Then I let loose of her thighs and kiss her from her legs up to her lips.

Class dismissed
 
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Same thing happened to me on the day I lost my virginity. We talked on the phone after and she couldn't believe that was my first time.
I credit my watching of lesbian porn for the good results - if anyone should know how to lick, it's lezzers.
 
Ever eat a pussy but not let her cum and watching the lips open on their own and pulsate as her honey starts dripping?

I used to do that to my ex-wife all the time. She would do anything for when I got her to that point.

She swallowed many loads because of me getting her to that state.

Pays to learn to eat the pussy right!
 
She comes first

I HIGHLY recommend the book "She Comes First" by Ian Kerner. Was/is revolutionary to my marriage.

What my wife (and apparently a majority of other women) wants isn't what I thought. But what I REALLY want is for her to lose her mind so she comes back for more. If it works for her, it works for me...and that book has PLENTY of information...anatomical, physiological and techniques to boost.
 
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