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[Saint Peter]

until the end of days

 

[Sean]

W.t.f?

 

[Saint Peter]

It all starts with one little blurt...

 

[Emerson40]

The Blurtifly Effect.

 

[neci]

Rock on, Brother.

 

[raindancer]

Phonic hipsters!

 

[yossi]

Twat waffles.

 

[yossi]

Twaffles trips so merrily off the tongue.

 

[thør]

Twaffles trips so merrily off the tongue.

Hmmmm

Now I'm hungry.

 

[yossi]

Hmmmm

Now I'm hungry.

I'll get the whipped cream!

 

[raindancer]

You're twaffly hot.

 

[Saint Peter]

Let me tell you something about The Mysogintwaffles right here and right now. There is no lip syncing bullshit with The Mysogintwaffles. The Mysogintwaffles sing it and own it. The Mysogintwaffles would never listen to some so called manager telling them to sing backstage instead of on stage with Pete where they belong. Pete would never upstage The Mysogintwaffles with big titties, drama queen smiles, and ostrich feather waving sissyboys. Fuck no. Not going to happen.

 

[yossi]

I'm gonna finger the nooks of your twaffle, rainy.

 

[raindancer]

Crook for my nook.

 

[Saint Peter]

The Mysogintwaffles do not squirt. They are not the popular porn kittens that spray it like a garden hose. The Mysogintwaffles pussy's ooze thick and creamy goodness. Syrup down a tall stack, not water down the gutter.

Own it.

 

[thør]

I'll get the whipped cream!

Of course, you'll get it.

 

[Saint Peter]

The Mysogintwaffles do not carry equipment and they do not fuck the band.

 

[raindancer]

http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1295920131887_643100.png

 

[Farrah]

This thread has made me horny-hungry. Horngry?

 

[raindancer]

Horngry!

 

[yossi]

Of course, you'll get it.

A creamy twaffle is a happy twaffle.

 

[neci]

The Mysogintwaffles do not squirt. They are not the popular porn kittens that spray it like a garden hose. The Mysogintwaffles pussy's ooze thick and creamy goodness. Syrup down a tall stack, not water down the gutter.

Own it.

the sacrificial goats bleed like a bitch in heat.

 

[Hard_Rom]

the sacrificial goats bleed like a bitch in heat.

Isn't that what sacrificial goats do, bleat and bleed?

 

[neci]

this is what i think of your twaffles:

http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/20/65/a0164c8722654ac996a643565f1df0ef.gif

 

[neci]

Isn't that what sacrificial goats do, bleat and bleed?

they are also vast consumers of twaffles.