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LizzieEr

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See, I won't cam because I am ugly as the day is long.

I won't voice because I am a man pretending to be a woman, although some say you can buy stuff from RadioShack....

Right, oh and I won't sext and I am likely terribly demanding and jealous and clingy.

And ofcourse, I want only perfect, clever and funny men answering my PM.

Wait, this year I date women... So yeah women too. But you better say that you are absolutely stunning. Wait, I don't want to date a woman who is prettier than I am. Okay, so if you have boobs, you can PM me. But they better not be prettier than mine.

I read the advertisement and I sound right horrible. And here I cleared all the inbox space for the deluge of PMs I had hoped I would get. Fuck!

What I am trying to say is... Is anyone game to exchange 1-10 PMs and see if we connect? I am obligated to respond to the first PM since it's my advertisement... But anything after that, you or I have no obligations to reply if we don't want to... Okay?
 
I think you're actually a computer trying to pass the Turing test.

LizzieEr said:
See, I won't cam because I am ugly as the day is long.

I won't voice because I am a man pretending to be a woman, although some say you can buy stuff from RadioShack....

Right, oh and I won't sext and I am likely terribly demanding and jealous and clingy.

And ofcourse, I want only perfect, clever and funny men answering my PM.

Wait, this year I date women... So yeah women too. But you better say that you are absolutely stunning. Wait, I don't want to date a woman who is prettier than I am. Okay, so if you have boobs, you can PM me. But they better not be prettier than mine.

I read the advertisement and I sound right horrible. And here I cleared all the inbox space for the deluge of PMs I had hoped I would get. Fuck!

What I am trying to say is... Is anyone game to exchange 1-10 PMs and see if we connect? I am obligated to respond to the first PM since it's my advertisement... But anything after that, you or I have no obligations to reply if we don't want to... Okay?
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LizzieEr said:
See, I won't cam because I am ugly as the day is long.

I won't voice because I am a man pretending to be a woman, although some say you can buy stuff from RadioShack....

Right, oh and I won't sext and I am likely terribly demanding and jealous and clingy.

And ofcourse, I want only perfect, clever and funny men answering my PM.

Wait, this year I date women... So yeah women too. But you better say that you are absolutely stunning. Wait, I don't want to date a woman who is prettier than I am. Okay, so if you have boobs, you can PM me. But they better not be prettier than mine.

I read the advertisement and I sound right horrible. And here I cleared all the inbox space for the deluge of PMs I had hoped I would get. Fuck!

What I am trying to say is... Is anyone game to exchange 1-10 PMs and see if we connect? I am obligated to respond to the first PM since it's my advertisement... But anything after that, you or I have no obligations to reply if we don't want to... Okay?
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Only if you promise you have forgotten all our 114 Q&As :p
 
LizzieEr said:
See, I won't cam because I am ugly as the day is long.

I won't voice because I am a man pretending to be a woman, although some say you can buy stuff from RadioShack....

Right, oh and I won't sext and I am likely terribly demanding and jealous and clingy.

And ofcourse, I want only perfect, clever and funny men answering my PM.

Wait, this year I date women... So yeah women too. But you better say that you are absolutely stunning. Wait, I don't want to date a woman who is prettier than I am. Okay, so if you have boobs, you can PM me. But they better not be prettier than mine.

I read the advertisement and I sound right horrible. And here I cleared all the inbox space for the deluge of PMs I had hoped I would get. Fuck!

What I am trying to say is... Is anyone game to exchange 1-10 PMs and see if we connect? I am obligated to respond to the first PM since it's my advertisement... But anything after that, you or I have no obligations to reply if we don't want to... Okay?
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Wry humor, I'm impressed, here's hoping you make some interesting chat partners.
 
I'm sure your inbox is full by now Lizzie.
If only I could string more than three words together.....:D
:kiss::kiss:
 
Wolves. Pity pussy. Fuckwits. Serial killers. Cornfields.

It gets no more obscure.
 
LizzieEr said:
See, I won't cam because I am ugly as the day is long.

I won't voice because I am a man pretending to be a woman, although some say you can buy stuff from RadioShack....

Right, oh and I won't sext and I am likely terribly demanding and jealous and clingy.

And ofcourse, I want only perfect, clever and funny men answering my PM.

Wait, this year I date women... So yeah women too. But you better say that you are absolutely stunning. Wait, I don't want to date a woman who is prettier than I am. Okay, so if you have boobs, you can PM me. But they better not be prettier than mine.

I read the advertisement and I sound right horrible. And here I cleared all the inbox space for the deluge of PMs I had hoped I would get. Fuck!

What I am trying to say is... Is anyone game to exchange 1-10 PMs and see if we connect? I am obligated to respond to the first PM since it's my advertisement... But anything after that, you or I have no obligations to reply if we don't want to... Okay?
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Sure Liz, you are welcome to p.m. me to get the ball rolling....
 
What would we talk about? I am as smart as a pile of rocks....wait....that is what i am....but i am smarter than any sedimentary pile of rocks. I am cairngorm....oh fuck....another alt. Damn....
 
Well I would PM you, but I am too busy . . . you know . . . rhinos. OK, that may not be obscure to you, but it is to everyone else.
 
Oh come on, ONLY ONE WOMAN RESPONDED TO MY ADVERTISEMENT... And I was so respectful and all... How am I supposed to... You lot are making it more difficult than it needs to be...


JRPerrone said:
Well I would PM you, but I am too busy . . . you know . . . rhinos. OK, that may not be obscure to you, but it is to everyone else.
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Dude, you killed my thread. 😭

I had forgotten about the rhinos... That made me smile.

Dribble said:
What would we talk about? I am as smart as a pile of rocks....wait....that is what i am....but i am smarter than any sedimentary pile of rocks. I am cairngorm....oh fuck....another alt. Damn....
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Fuck these alts, I tell you. Nd fuck sedimentary rocks. Hell, if you are so inclined, fuck the metamorphic ones too I say.

AtaMediumPace said:
Oh yeah, well I live in a van down by the river
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I could swear you were someone else the last time I checked.

MacGuffinn said:
My message got brexited by a Russian hacker. Or did it?
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I like you. Or do I?


I feel really ashamed of my response to your fabulous line... Although I feel like you set the bar high, just to set me up for failure.
Or did you?

txgent101 said:
Sure Liz, you are welcome to p.m. me to get the ball rolling....
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But ... But... That is not how this works... 😢

Finadien said:
Obscure references? You cannot handle obscure references!
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You don't want the obscure references because deep down you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall, before the white walkers come.

thefishfryer said:
We have plenty of messenger boys.
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And next christmas, the iPod will be dead, finished, gone, kaput.

Jaime_H said:
I'm sure your inbox is full by now Lizzie.
If only I could string more than three words together.....:D
:kiss::kiss:
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If only Ser Jaime....
tnman03 said:
Wry humor, I'm impressed, here's hoping you make some interesting chat partners.
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Thank you.
vibes said:
Only if you promise you have forgotten all our 114 Q&As :p
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Hush, we had 10.
Hush.

TheOlderGuy said:
Someone has too much time on her hands :kiss:
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I think I bit of more than I could chew... There were some difficult messages.
 
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But seriously

Thank you. Those were some of the best PMs I have received. Thank you for the time and effort and thinking up the obscure crap that confounded my googling skill and made me weep for ever posting this advertisement.
I had a blast. If I didn't make the mandatory one PM response to any of you, I apologise. I am stupid sometimes.

Now, let's let this thread die.

:rose:
 
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