After struggling through the creation of that title, it occurred to me that I wanted to claim to be totally normal, but I'm not sure if anyone who is truly normal would find him or herself writing a personal ad of this nature on an erotica message board. My posting here notwithstanding, I really am a generally normal guy. I'm of average height and weight, but have occasionally been led to believe that I possess above average looks as well as an above average endowment. My work schedule is mostly 9-5 and outside of that I enjoy time with friends, trying to stay active at the gym (success varies), and keeping up at least one book and a show or two on Netflix.
I've had relationships in the past. Even a few that I thought were the real deal and were meant to last. But, I suppose you could say that I'm a bit cynical on the concept of love these days, and also a bit jaded for real relationships. However, like all red-blooded adult humans, I still strongly desire physical intimacy and the occasional company of women. Now, this leaves me in a tough spot, because I'm averse to sleeping around with multiple partners for fear of catching something undesirable, so going to the bar for one night stands is out. This leaves me wondering if it's at all possible to find a woman who might be in a similar position. Someone who is looking for semi-regular physical intimacy without all of the emotional bullshit that all too often comes with it.
This curiosity has led me here. Against all odds, I'm seeking a local woman who can appreciate the arrangement of a true "friend with benefits" where a friendship is developed and maintained, but the benefits are there as well. Since this seems like a tall order, and I'm always up for something interesting, I'm going to keep the age range open. More important than age is a like-minded spirit and an ability to jive. I'm also not incredibly particular about appearances, since I don't have a "type." However, since sexual attraction is imperative here, I am looking for someone who takes care of their appearance, is generally considered attractive, and is reasonably physically fit.
If you've managed to read though this ongoing ramble and are interested in chatting a bit to see if we might hit it off, please send me a message and we'll take things a bit slower to start and see where it takes us. Happy New Year and take care.
I've had relationships in the past. Even a few that I thought were the real deal and were meant to last. But, I suppose you could say that I'm a bit cynical on the concept of love these days, and also a bit jaded for real relationships. However, like all red-blooded adult humans, I still strongly desire physical intimacy and the occasional company of women. Now, this leaves me in a tough spot, because I'm averse to sleeping around with multiple partners for fear of catching something undesirable, so going to the bar for one night stands is out. This leaves me wondering if it's at all possible to find a woman who might be in a similar position. Someone who is looking for semi-regular physical intimacy without all of the emotional bullshit that all too often comes with it.
This curiosity has led me here. Against all odds, I'm seeking a local woman who can appreciate the arrangement of a true "friend with benefits" where a friendship is developed and maintained, but the benefits are there as well. Since this seems like a tall order, and I'm always up for something interesting, I'm going to keep the age range open. More important than age is a like-minded spirit and an ability to jive. I'm also not incredibly particular about appearances, since I don't have a "type." However, since sexual attraction is imperative here, I am looking for someone who takes care of their appearance, is generally considered attractive, and is reasonably physically fit.
If you've managed to read though this ongoing ramble and are interested in chatting a bit to see if we might hit it off, please send me a message and we'll take things a bit slower to start and see where it takes us. Happy New Year and take care.
