Do You Like Your Writung?

[NOIRTRASH]

If God scored your stuff how many stars would God award you?

I'm a solid 2 stars.

 

[NicoleZ]

I wouldn't even dare presume to ask such an entity Its opinion on a subject that would be even of lesser interest to It than it would interest me to read a 25,000 word novella on the romantic aspects of mitosis while battling phagocytes written by a streptococcus bacteria, were this possible.

But we do have this saying in English about "a man and his dog". As long at they turn up, you play the game.

 

[CoffeeWithMonkeys]

Not so sure about 'god', but I think most people read my writing and dismiss it as romantic drivel
I'd get a 1 star, on a good day!

In reality though, some days I love what I write and think I am so amazing, then the next day, or five minutes later, I'll read something I've written and think I should be taken out back and shot for writing such horrible stuff.
But that's the fun part of bipolar I guess.

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

Which god, dude? (Nah nah, damn, let's not get into that!).

Although... Allah would want to kill me because I had 'produced a verse as good as, or better than his.'

And that is only because for sure, the Koran is pretty much the worst crap ever written and I certainly would never claim it as any work of mine even if I had written the thing myself. No wonder Allah is so mad; he's a frustrated writer.

To say nothing of the fact that more than half of it is plagiarized from the 'mu'alaqat' ('the suspended verses' - a famous Arabic love poem) and the other half is a bad copy of a Nestorian heretical sect's version of the Gospel of Matthew.

There was originally another third, I guess, but that was eaten by a goat when Muhammad died and the goat went into his room and ate it.

In a sense I don't blame Allah here, because I myself have had whole stories 'eaten' by mysterious incidents on the internet - prolly the 'goat virus,' maybe.

Meanwhile, my own very lastest story 'Batwoman - Bon Ton Roulet' is now up, in the Fan Fiction section.

It is about the lesbian Batwoman redhead - Kate Kane.

It's actually NOT about that but it seems like that in the story posted, because it is only a small segment of another, larger story.

I think lesbianism is 'haram' to Allah, so in his case, I am doomed, as is my writing - if he were judging. Which he is not. Thank the dog of Egypt.

 

[glynndah]

I hope if there is some sort of a deity roaming around, s/he has better things to do than critique my writing.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I love what I write or I wouldn't write it.

God? He probably doesn't give a shit about my writing.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I hope if there is some sort of a deity roaming around, s/he has better things to do than critique my writing.

There are plenty worse than you, and much fewer better. Go look at your stuff again.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Which god, dude? (Nah nah, damn, let's not get into that!).

Although... Allah would want to kill me because I had 'produced a verse as good as, or better than his.'

And that is only because for sure, the Koran is pretty much the worst crap ever written and I certainly would never claim it as any work of mine even if I had written the thing myself. No wonder Allah is so mad; he's a frustrated writer.

To say nothing of the fact that more than half of it is plagiarized from the 'mu'alaqat' ('the suspended verses' - a famous Arabic love poem) and the other half is a bad copy of a Nestorian heretical sect's version of the Gospel of Matthew.

There was originally another third, I guess, but that was eaten by a goat when Muhammad died and the goat went into his room and ate it.

In a sense I don't blame Allah here, because I myself have had whole stories 'eaten' by mysterious incidents on the internet - prolly the 'goat virus,' maybe.

Meanwhile, my own very lastest story 'Batwoman - Bon Ton Roulet' is now up, in the Fan Fiction section.

It is about the lesbian Batwoman redhead - Kate Kane.

It's actually NOT about that but it seems like that in the story posted, because it is only a small segment of another, larger story.

I think lesbianism is 'haram' to Allah, so in his case, I am doomed, as is my writing - if he were judging. Which he is not. Thank the dog of Egypt.

PILETTE is the god of belles letters. Why, in his last tale one patriot laid another over our Liberty Bell. Pilette knows bells.

 

[dlcalguy]

If god reads my stories, I'm going to hell.
Luckily I don't believe in either.

Yes, I like my stories, they are exactly MY fantasies.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

If god reads my stories, I'm going to hell.
Luckily I don't believe in either.

Yes, I like my stories, they are exactly MY fantasies.

Ever wonder why you can fuck but not fly or multiply fractions? Gods will.

 

[_Lynn_]

If God scored your stuff how many stars would God award you?

I'm a solid 2 stars.

Do I like my writing?

Yes, I like what I write.

How many stars . . .

Interesting. I'll give you something to laugh over and say 4+.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Not so sure about 'god', but I think most people read my writing and dismiss it as romantic drivel
I'd get a 1 star, on a good day!

In reality though, some days I love what I write and think I am so amazing, then the next day, or five minutes later, I'll read something I've written and think I should be taken out back and shot for writing such horrible stuff.
But that's the fun part of bipolar I guess.

You have talent stop being so modest.

 

[CeasarBoobage]

If God scored your stuff how many stars would God award you?

I'm a solid 2 stars.

I don't know if God approves of such things as dirty stories, but that's a topic for another thread, methinks.

Do I like my writing? Mostly... -ish...

About half of what I write is because it pleases my largest sexual organ. It makes my brain happy. The other stuff is about things that don't really push my buttons, so to speak, but because I think I can write in a way that makes random people on the internet happy about the fantasies in their heads. I know we should write for ourselves first, but there's only so many words that can stroke that part of my brain, so I write for others too.

Overall, I'd give myself a solid 3.14159. Some stuff I think is trash, some I think is good. I'll let others tell me what they think of my efforts. The votes and comments of trolls and fans make my life complete.

 

[ChloeTzang]

....duplicate post

 

[ChloeTzang]

If God scored your stuff how many stars would God award you?

I'm not going to be modest. I'd rate myself at 4 on average but getting better. My reader scores are higher but I kind of think I'm not as good as the reader ratings rate me by a long shot.

I really do like my own writing. I read stories I've written and go "Wow, I like that." And then think of ways I could rewrite it to improve it. Especially my older stories. I look at them and go "oooohhhhh that's so sucky."

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I'm not going to be modest. I'd rate myself at 4 on average but getting better. My reader scores are higher but I kind of think I'm not as good as the reader ratings rate me by a long shot.

I really do like my own writing. I read stories I've written and go "Wow, I like that." And then think of ways I could rewrite it to improve it. Especially my older stories. I look at them and go "oooohhhhh that's so sucky."

My best usually suffers from reader scoring, though I get a green E from Laurel or praise from excellent writers. Readers want a quickie. That said I'm reading an Elmore Leonard novel readers hate but I like. I'll sample your wares if you post a link.

 

[ElectricBlue]

I really do like my own writing. I read stories I've written and go "Wow, I like that."

This --^^^^^--

Especially when it's been stream of consciousness writing, I'll read my own work months later and think, "wow, that's good. Did I write that?" There's even one scene where I still tear up every time I read it, and I wrote it!

 

[rjordan]

If God scored your stuff how many stars would God award you?

I'm a solid 2 stars.

God should be more concerned with the way he is being scored than with reading my shit. After 2016, he's probably getting more 1-bombs than an LW cuck writer.

rj

 

[ChloeTzang]

I'm having this problem with duplicate posts today....

 

[ChloeTzang]

My best usually suffers from reader scoring, though I get a green E from Laurel or praise from excellent writers. Readers want a quickie. That said I'm reading an Elmore Leonard novel readers hate but I like. I'll sample your wares if you post a link.

Oook! Okay, well, you asked.......

Not the one that's most highly rated by readers but I still think this is my best to date....
https://www.literotica.com/s/september-blue

...There's even one scene where I still tear up every time I read it, and I wrote it!

And yes, "September Blue" brings tears to my eyes just thinking about the ending..... I don't know how I wrote it, I was crying most of the way.....

And I think this is probably the most under-read one.... that I just love, myself. I was playing with chinglish a bit tho, and having fun....
https://www.literotica.com/s/strawberry-a-shanghai-girl-in-america-ch-04

Here's all of them. No little green E's(? - never seen one of those) but lots of red H's.....
https://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=2536751&page=submissions

 

[NOIRTRASH]

God should be more concerned with the way he is being scored than with reading my shit. After 2016, he's probably getting more 1-bombs than an LW cuck writer.

rj

I'm not religious and cannot quote Scripture, but 40 years I fell over a profound truth: At the factory God installs all the stuff we need to do our work. But we don't gotta do our work, and that's where it all gets fucked up.

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

"PILETTE is the god of belles letters. Why, in his last tale one patriot laid another over our Liberty Bell. Pilette knows bells."

Hehehe.

...You've got what it takes, you know. You can kinda like - roam everywhere, can't you? Even into my territory.

I'm impressed. Not 'emotional' you understand, just impressed.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

"PILETTE is the god of belles letters. Why, in his last tale one patriot laid another over our Liberty Bell. Pilette knows bells."

Hehehe.

...You've got what it takes, you know. You can kinda like - roam everywhere, can't you? Even into my territory.

I'm impressed. Not 'emotional' you understand, just impressed.

Maybe its BALLS LETTRES.

 

[rjordan]

I'm not religious and cannot quote Scripture...

No need. Most of it would be 1-bombed.

"Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

https://www.literotica.com/s/ezekiel23:19-20

Writing about 10 inch dicks has a long historical precedent.

rj

 

[lovecraft68]

I have a pattern as I write the story in chunks I think this sucks. I feel like its off, its not flowing, makes no sense, etc...

When I do the second draft and edit it...its always "Wow, better than I thought."

Yet next time I'm still...this sucks ....