Submissive Sugar Momma Desired

[Conrad_Waldorf]

Hello Everyone,

I had a great response to my last personal ad, and have met several amazing people that have become good friends. But I’m still looking for that connection I desire with that special submissive.

So I thought that I would try this again, but instead of bribing you to talk to me with the loose change in my couch, I’m going to do things differently.

So now I’m looking for a submissive Sugar Momma that will come pick me up riding a unicorn and together we will fly over the rainbow to the pot of gold.

If you don’t meet all of these criteria some of them are negotiable. Although I’m pretty set on the unicorn.

I just turned 40, I’m 6’2” tall, weigh about 215, and can hold my own when it comes to snarky shenanigans. I have one of those job thingies but all it really does is get in the way of me running my mouth.

If any of this interests you (and how could it not), or you have an inside line on a unicorn feel free to drop me a message.

Have a Great Day,
The Amazing Conrad

P.S. Amazing may be too strong of a title, but I didn’t know if you would respond if I put “The So-So Conrad”

 

[Conrad_Waldorf]

So I'm sadly bumping my own thread.

Thanks to all that have replied so far, but I'm still looking.

Gentle Dom that likes to joke and have fun but will be stern if required.

Humiliation and degradation aren't really my cup of tea. Well really tea isn't my cup of tea, I'm more of a coffee guy.

Shameless self bump is now complete.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Your ads are too cute..

 

[Conrad_Waldorf]

Your ads are too cute..

Is that the problem? I'm too cute and nobody takes me serious?

Well let me tell you, unicorns are serious business.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Is that the problem? I'm too cute and nobody takes me serious?

Well let me tell you, unicorns are serious business.

haha..
I take very little seriously, even the wondrous unicorn.


I would, however, like to kick you out of the balcony...*grumbles*

You took my spot!!!
*frown*

 

[Conrad_Waldorf]

haha..
I take very little seriously, even the wondrous unicorn.


I would, however, like to kick you out of the balcony...*grumbles*

You took my spot!!!
*frown*

Kick out Statler, he's the boring one. Come sit with me and we can grumble, complain and heckle everyone!