why is Saint Peter a cunt?

[Saint Peter]

He was such a nice boy when he joined this place.

 

[neci]

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/685887266/Talking_Vagina_400x400.jpg

*salutes*

 

[neci]

fuck.

 

[jezzilee]

because...

you are what you eat???

 

[neci]

Saint Peter is on youtube!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GppzDuMYi_U

 

[pete]

i'm guessing he was seduced and betrayed by one of the lit wimmens

 

[neci]

http://i.imgur.com/njf7W0I.gif

 

[Noor]

He just forgot he was a flower
These things happen from time to time.

 

[neci]

don't ever say cunt like it's a bad thing.

we've gotcha.

 

[JeffDahmer]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f3/96/c9/f396c9e61c681df00859c98e98038e37.jpg

"You are such a disappointing pair. I prayed so hard for you. It saddens and hurts
me that the two young men whom I raised to believe in the Ten Commandments
have returned to me as two thieves with filthy mouths and bad attitudes."

- Sister Mary Stigmata

 

[Saint Peter]

Saint Peter is on youtube!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GppzDuMYi_U

I sound so Colonel Klinkish.

 

[pointless]

you are what you eat???

nah, that aint it.

 

[Saint Peter]

nah, that aint it.

It could be.

 

[phrodeau]

Why isn't Cunt Peter a saint? Someone should petition the Pope.

 

[cleaver]

what?
as if cunt were a pox?
or the hiv!

 

[Debbie]

He was such a nice boy when he joined this place.

I'm sorry I think ltr may have corrupted us. It's not really her fault that she is hot and smart. She's magnetic.

 

[LadyVer]

What did I miss?

 

[Emerson40]

He was such a nice boy when he joined this place.

When I was born, they looked at me and said
"What a good boy, what a smart boy, what a strong boy."

 

[Saint Peter]

When I was born, they looked at me and said
"What a good boy, what a smart boy, what a strong boy."

*reported*

 

[Saint Peter]

What did I miss?

You missed nothing.

Hello LadyV!

 

[butters]

He was such a nice boy when he joined this place.

is this a trick question?

blame laurel

 

[Saint Peter]

is this a prick question?

fyp
yw

blame laurel

You leave Laurel out of this! She is not to be associated with the C word. This includes the Brits.

She has left us, never to return again.
2016 was a sad year.

 

[butters]

fyp
yw



You leave Laurel out of this! She is not to be associated with the C word. This includes the Brits.

She has left us, never to return again.
2016 was a sad year.

good catch!

Laurel is behind it all - not the curtain covering an incompetent, she has the invisibility cloak of mr potter allowing her to move unseen in mysterious ways. who can blame her for not wanting to step into the mire underfoot here this past 6 months or more? bring back the joy, she will come

 

[Saint Peter]

She will not return. The creepiness and nastiness has overtaken the titties and kitties.



I am going to stuff my head in the oven.

 

[butters]

She will not return. The creepiness and nastiness has overtaken the titties and kitties.



I am going to stuff my head in the oven.

she's like the anti-voldemorte! we need her


electric? baked head - think i'll pass