Dead Pool 2016

[Wrong Element]

She'll turn 100 in two months.

Unless...

As of tomorrow (Kirk Douglas's birthday), five of the nine survivors on my most recent list will be 100.

I've got so much low-hanging fruit that refuses to drop.

 

[Hard_Rom]

"June Foray...voice of Granny from Tweety & Sylvester.'

Um, no. For June, they should always lead with "Rocky from 'Rocky & Bullwinkle'." Rocky is iconic.

Wiki has a quote which says June Foray is not the female Mel Blanc. Mel Blanc is the male June Foray.

 

[RoryN]

Wiki has a quote which says June Foray is not the female Mel Blanc. Mel Blanc is the male June Foray.

Yes - that's what Chuck Jones said. She was invaluable to his craft.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Happy 100th Birthday to perennial Deadpoll favorite, Kirk Douglas.

13 months ago, at age 98, he spent the entire Thanksgiving day serving hot meals to the homeless at a Los Angeles shelter.

Helluva life.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Program note: Dead Pool 2017 is now open for business!

 

[RobDownSouth]

Updated 12/18 to include the death of Zsa Zsa, dahlinks.
1 RoryN 43
2 Cleaver 36
3 GoFuckYourself 34
4 RobDownSouth 32
5 Pookie 27
6 Ramone 45 23
7 Johnny Savage 18
8 Colonel Hogan 17
9 Aquagal 16
10 ScCouple1990 14
11 BoyNextDoor 12
12 Beco 11
13 Lorilei 10
14 Babbling Brooke 9
15 Sean 9
16 Liar 8
17 Brollyanna 7
18 JKendallDane 7
19 Wok 7
20 Ishtat 5
21 Mr. NoOne 5
22 Queersetti 5
23 WrongElement 4
24 deehere 0
25 Yossi 0

Gentle Weekly Reminder: Dead Pool 2017 is now open for business!

 

[RoryN]

I like this pick. It gets me over 40 points (a first in the GB Dead Pool) and 6 scoring picks (also a first, I believe).

Still a close one this year!

 

[RobDownSouth]

(Zsa Zsa is not on my list, which doesn't bode well for the old gal)

Dammit!

Looks like only Cleaver can catch Rory now.

 

[cleaver]

Dammit!

Looks like only Cleaver can catch Rory now.

with 6 scoring picks
( a first I think )
and only minimal respirator diving...

 

[Pookie]

1. Olivia de Havilland
2. Zsa Zsa Gabor

3. Billy Graham
4. Nanette Fabray
5. Beverly Cleary
6. Kirk Douglas
7. Vera Lynn
8. Nancy Reagan

9. Monty Hall
10. George H. W. Bush

BONUS: Joey Feek

Rechecking the hit ... err ... dead list. I'm gonna need almost a clean sweep.

 

[RoryN]

with 6 scoring picks
( a first I think )
and only minimal respirator diving...

https://media.giphy.com/media/VrSZDlpRaHYje/giphy.gif

Let's review this idiot's garbage:

1. Your 10-pointer is a terrorist. It's one of the few controversial tenants of a celeb dead pool, and you've got one for your second-highest point pick.

2. "Minimal respirator diving"? At least 8 of your 11 picks could be construed as such.

3. Joey Feek was a gift from me. (You're welcome.)

And, despite this - and your tirades against how I play - you're still going to lose to me. Again. Welcome back to Fail City; population: you.

 

[RoryN]

And yes, Number 3 is being a baby, too:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=82738332#post82738332

That's quite funny considering the fact that you stole my idea to pick terminal people. Yet your inability to apply it to anyone famous, makes you a complete moron.
Thus you are a hypocrite as well as being a copacetic imbecile.
Keep on chasing the Ambulance.

Yeah - his idea to pick terminal people in a dead pool. He also invented the internet. And he didn't have any issue using the people he's complaining about for himself, either. (They were famous, all with their own wiki pages - nothing wrong with `em.)

 

[Bidin~Time]

You do realize that, from the day we are born, we are all terminal.

 

[Radiohead]

You do realize that, from the day we are born, we are all terminal.

Yes, but you cant bid on your one year old son.

Well you can, but when you serve jail time, dont ask why.

 

[RoryN]

You do realize that, from the day we are born, we are all terminal.

Truth.

Also truth: in 2008 (2009 Pool), I picked actress Wendy Richard, who had cancer at the time. She died at age 65. GFY wasn't even in that pool. So much for supposedly stealing his idea.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

ENTRIES ARE CLOSED FOR 2016!
It's that time of year, time to go on record with who you believe will shuffle off the mortal coil in 2016.

This is our eighth annual Literotica General Board Dead Pool.

Our 2016 Deadpool winner is Brains_N_Boobs!

René Angélil 10
Sumner Redstone
Martin Crowe 8
Bryan Murray
Gordon Banks
Pat Harrington 5
Zsa Zsa Gabor 4
Billy Graham
S. Prestley Blake
Dwayne "Pearl" Washington 1


Bonus: Joey Feek 15

Winner of the 2016 GB Deadpool is Brains_N_Boobs!

 

[RoryN]

Wow! WHAT A YEAR!

Without a doubt the best Dead Pool contest to date! Lots of people did really well. The original point format era ended with a bang, for sure.

I'd like to thank RobDownSouth for continuing to run this contest; he works hard at it. The new rules for next year are excellent so, if you haven't yet entered the 2017 Dead Pool (http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1380580), you should. See Rob's new rules and deadline (it's mere hours away!)

I'd also like to thank the large number of people who participated in 2016.

I'd be remiss if I didn't mention the extreme butthurt, whining, and lies of the - at the time of this posting - other top 2 finishers, and various alts. This will probably continue, and it is regrettable, but sometimes that's what happens when you're a weak person who gets bested decisively. I sincerely hope they continue to play the contest and learn something from their experience.

As the all-time champion of the Lit GB Dead Pool, I wish you the best of luck next year with your stiffs.

http://i.gifntext.com/qXGT2zPihi-kiss-it-losers-lol-gfy-cleaver-and-alts.gif

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

ENTRIES ARE CLOSED FOR 2016!
It's that time of year, time to go on record with who you believe will shuffle off the mortal coil in 2016.

This is our eighth annual Literotica General Board Dead Pool.

Our 2016 Deadpool winner is Brains_N_Boobs!




Winner of the 2016 GB Deadpool is Brains_N_Boobs!

More rory BUTT HURT!

 

[RoryN]

Happy Mid-New Year's Eve Day fun bumpy!

 

[Dash of Nose Candy]

Joey Feek dead
Sumner Redstone
René Angélil dead
Bryan Murray
Gordon Banks
Pat Harrington dead
Zsa Zsa Gabor dead
Billy Graham
S. Prestley Blake
Dwayne "Pearl" Washington dead

Bonus: Martin Crowe dead

Looks like I won the 2016 deadpool with 43 points. Suck it bitches.

 

[Wrong Element]

Had to Google who Joey Feek is. How depressing.


My list. Eight so-far-fortunate repeaters, and two lucky newcomers:



1. Olivia (The Vampire) de Havilland
2. Herman Wouk
3. Billy Graham
4. David Rockefeller
5. Beverly Cleary
6. Kirk Douglas
7. Gordie Howe
8. Kay Starr
9. Mort Sahl
10. Chuck Berry

BONUS: Val Kilmer

Not that it affects my final ranking all that much, but Kay Starr died in November. I think she got lost in the pre-election shuffle.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Final Standings for 2016. RoryN is the 2016 Deadpool Champion.
1 RoryN 43
2 Cleaver 36
3 GoFuckYourself 34
4 RobDownSouth 32
5 Pookie 27
6 Ramone 45 23
7 Johnny Savage 18
8 Colonel Hogan 17
9 Aquagal 16
10 ScCouple1990 14
11 BoyNextDoor 12
12 Beco 11
13 Lorilei 10
14 Babbling Brooke 9
15 Sean 9
16 Liar 8
17 Brollyanna 7
18 JKendallDane 7
19 Wok 7
20 WrongElement 7
21 Ishtat 5
22 Mr. NoOne 5
23 Queersetti 5
24 deehere 0
25 Yossi 0

Everyone but deehere and Yossi had points!

 

[Dash of Nose Candy]

Looks like I won the 2016 deadpool with 43 points. Suck it bitches.

Final Standings for 2016. Dash of Nose Candy is the 2016 Deadpool Champion.
Everyone but deehere and Yossi had points!

The dumb fucker Fatty Rob fucks up once again. It must be that FATTY ROB failed grade four math.
Look above you fat fucking dummy! I guess the fat rolls are invading your minuscule brain.

The Dash of Nose Candy won with 43 points you fat fucking idiot!

 

[Hypoxia]

TL/DR but did anyone name Carrie or Debbie, or Prince, or L.Cohen, or George Kennedy, or Elie Wiesel, or American Democracy?

 

[Hard_Rom]

TL/DR but did anyone name Carrie or Debbie, or Prince, or L.Cohen, or George Kennedy, or Elie Wiesel, or American Democracy?

'American' democracy is alive and well.