Poll: Hottest male on the GB

[girlsmiley]

Wings can make me the hottest male on the GB by slathering me with her exotic lotions and making me some nachos.

Um, I know that I'm gay and everything, but how would lotions and nachos make you the hottest?

Could you please give me (or us rather) a demonstration?

 

[Wings]

Did you really need the stupid alt to troll me with, Bert?

I wonder if this thread is turning out the way you wanted it to.

 

[Wings]

Wings is my favourite hot dude.

It's so nice to finally be adored for my penis!

 

[Dionysian Beast]

It's so nice to finally be adored for my penis!

So big and thick. *fans self*

 

[Duncan113]

I see the legends of my huge dick has served me well.

You're no match for my belly or my balding head.

 

[Duncan113]

I see the legends of my huge dick has served me well.

You're no match for my belly or my balding head.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Did you really need the stupid alt to troll me with, Bert?

I wonder if this thread is turning out the way you wanted it to.

You're getting as paranoid as RoryN.

 

[girlsmiley]

Hi cutegirlinher20s!

You wouldn't happen to know ninetiesbaby, would you?

I just figured you guys might know each other, seeing as though you're about the same age and all. You know, like, sometimes how you meet one Australian person, so you ask them if they know your Australian friend.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I didn't want anyone to feel left out.

 

[girlsmiley]

I didn't want anyone to feel left out.

Oh okay Oprah.

Merry Christmas darl.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

What are you going to do with those nachos?

He's gonna dip them into your exotic lotions before noshing, duh.

 

[Saint Peter]

What are you going to do with those nachos?

Eat them.



Unless they suck.

 

[Saint Peter]

He's gonna dip them into your exotic lotions before noshing, duh.

No can do.

It says so right on the label.

NO ANIMAL TESTING

 

[Fata Morgana]

Or pretend their avatar isn't 10 years/30 pounds ago.

Shut the fuck up and put the fake tumour on, you dullard cunt.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Sorry, Garnate is the hottest! Have you seen her big floppy pancreas? Turns me on every time she flashes it at me.

 

[Adjudicator]

Wings is the hottest on that list, that's for damn sure.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Oh okay Oprah.

Merry Christmas darl.

Just don't send Tom Cruise over to my house to jump on my couch.

http://p.fod4.com/p/media/193492896a/4Z6yn15RRL6YLrL44oiR_Tom%20Cruise%20Celebrate.gif

 

[spacekowboy]

Just don't send Tom Cruise over to my house to jump on my couch.

http://p.fod4.com/p/media/193492896a/4Z6yn15RRL6YLrL44oiR_Tom%20Cruise%20Celebrate.gif

Pssst. People in their 20's won't understand that reference. They were in kindergarten when Tom Cruise tried to convince us all that he doesn't felate L. Ron Hubbard cosplayers three at a time.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Just don't send Tom Cruise over to my house to jump on my couch.

http://p.fod4.com/p/media/193492896a/4Z6yn15RRL6YLrL44oiR_Tom%20Cruise%20Celebrate.gif

You don't wanna end up like Oprah did.

http://i.imgur.com/49Tz3.gif

 

[Bookishleigh]

Pssst. People in their 20's won't understand that reference. They were in kindergarten when Tom Cruise tried to convince us all that he doesn't felate L. Ron Hubbard cosplayers three at a time.

I really don't have much of a desire to talk to people in their 20s.

You don't wanna end up like Oprah did.

I'm pretty sure he turned her into a Scientologist robot.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Oprah could kick that whacko runts's ass!

 

[yossi]

Pssst. People in their 20's won't understand that reference.

Pfft.

 

[spacekowboy]

Pfft.

It's okay. Blue's Clues is more entertaining and poignant than Oprah Winfrey has ever been.

 

[FGB]

x 10!

 

[LincolnDuncan]

I'd go homo for Wings.

I would go lez for Wings

but I would make such a homely woman that she would't want me.