Emerson40
An evening spent dancing
- Joined
- Aug 27, 2012
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Whatever your political stripe, whether celebrating with family, friends, or alone.
Whether you are in a house, trashy trailer, or posting from some tropical beach, using your phone.
To the heteros, the LBGTs, cross dressers, and the bathroom-confused,
Even the angry posters, who think this day just another, full of rage, and soaked in booze.
To the many beautiful contributors in the titty thread and those that offer praise,
And all the small minded folks who hate coloureds, Muslims, Canadians, and gays,
Even that shithead Busybooby, who gump now calls kike,
Christmas wishes to all of you on this Christmas Eve night.
Goodwill to the lovers of cheese, Bar-B-Q, and quality drinks,
And to those who think food not cooked in a microwave stinks.
Happy Christmas to Brits, Aussies, and the three decent Kiwis,
And all the Lit 'hotties', with their 5 o'clock shadow and tucked lil' wee-wees.
To the long-distance lovers, and those just looking for some chat on Kik,
The Blurt Bitches, yossi's ass, and aphro's amazing tits.
Tonight I even wish the Merriest of Christmases to Lit's latest goth,
Even with photoshopped mask, the dude just can't pull that look off.
Happy Ho-Ho-Ho to the alts, trolls, and the alts of the alts,
Manu and Laurel, who get little to no credit, but all of the fault.
And those who look for stories (it is always, always incest),
Even eeyore, who either figured it out, or gave it a rest.
The Scrooges, the grumps, shut-ins, and those with broken hearts,
Even the guy that always indents and posts all those fucking charts,
Merriest Christmas to the whole bloody lot of you cunts!
Here's hoping 2017 is better, and with less Hillary and Trump.
Whether you are in a house, trashy trailer, or posting from some tropical beach, using your phone.
To the heteros, the LBGTs, cross dressers, and the bathroom-confused,
Even the angry posters, who think this day just another, full of rage, and soaked in booze.
To the many beautiful contributors in the titty thread and those that offer praise,
And all the small minded folks who hate coloureds, Muslims, Canadians, and gays,
Even that shithead Busybooby, who gump now calls kike,
Christmas wishes to all of you on this Christmas Eve night.
Goodwill to the lovers of cheese, Bar-B-Q, and quality drinks,
And to those who think food not cooked in a microwave stinks.
Happy Christmas to Brits, Aussies, and the three decent Kiwis,
And all the Lit 'hotties', with their 5 o'clock shadow and tucked lil' wee-wees.
To the long-distance lovers, and those just looking for some chat on Kik,
The Blurt Bitches, yossi's ass, and aphro's amazing tits.
Tonight I even wish the Merriest of Christmases to Lit's latest goth,
Even with photoshopped mask, the dude just can't pull that look off.
Happy Ho-Ho-Ho to the alts, trolls, and the alts of the alts,
Manu and Laurel, who get little to no credit, but all of the fault.
And those who look for stories (it is always, always incest),
Even eeyore, who either figured it out, or gave it a rest.
The Scrooges, the grumps, shut-ins, and those with broken hearts,
Even the guy that always indents and posts all those fucking charts,
Merriest Christmas to the whole bloody lot of you cunts!
Here's hoping 2017 is better, and with less Hillary and Trump.
