What pissed you off today? Mark II

[Farawyn]

Cue bassist jokes....
What do you call a guy who likes hanging out with musicians?

A bassist

What do you call a bassist with no girlfriend?

Homeless

Lol. I kill myself...to save you all the trouble.

Oh, it's not trouble. I'll be happy to oblige.

 

[Bluespark]

Oh, it's not trouble. I'll be happy to oblige.

Thanks I would do it myself but I'm kind of lazy.

 

[midwestyankee]

I saw them open for the Ramones at CBGB's in the late 80s.
Made out with the bass player. 'Cause there is always room for Jello.

Just FYI, that was probably their second bass player. The first one moved on to play backup for the band that did the sound track to the game Pong.

 

[Bluespark]

Nothing but I apparently pissed off some fans of the bass guitar and the guys who play them.
Which is funny because I love playing my Fender Precision Bass when I'm not playing a six string.

I should probably just go now.

 

[Farawyn]

Just FYI, that was probably their second bass player. The first one moved on to play backup for the band that did the sound track to the game Pong.

Yea. I fucked him, too.

 

[Farawyn]

Nothing but I apparently pissed off some fans of the bass guitar and the guys who play them.
Which is funny because I love playing my Fender Precision Bass when I'm not playing a six string.

I should probably just go now.

*hands you a cookie*

Stay.
You can play the bass for us.

 

[KentuckyDom1971]

Noting.

 

[Blue]

"Nice hair!"
*sarcasm*

Yes, I know it looks terrible. You don't have to remind me.
It's still too short to style but long enough to look geeky and stupid as heck.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

"Nice hair!"
*sarcasm*

Yes, I know it looks terrible. You don't have to remind me.
It's still too short to style but long enough to look geeky and stupid as heck.

Eh, who cares for the opinions of assholes anyway?
Oh, can you secretly piss in their tea?

 

[desertslave]

It's after 11 pm. (And 2+ bottles of wine, shared)

M starts to talk about something annoying him that has to do with my (family) financial issues.

I understand his annoyance, BUT I need to respectfully safeword. I have more faculties than he does. It frustrates me to try to explain to him, and it frustrates him when he doesn't quite get it. <sigh>

So grateful he is reading instead. For a minute or two, anyway.

 

[ElsieElsewhere]

"Nice hair!"
*sarcasm*

Yes, I know it looks terrible. You don't have to remind me.
It's still too short to style but long enough to look geeky and stupid as heck.

If that is you in your avatar, then I think your hair looks perfectly fine. It kinda looks like a Ushanka, though.

 

[MeekMe]

I think the bus schedule is grossly inaccurate.

Edit: and fuck this hot weather.

 

[cookiecat]

I've lost my sex mojo.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Someone scraped my car in a carpark, and obviously did not leave a note. .

Oh that sucks, Elle
Is there video?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

No . It's in the stupid round the corner bit of the carpark . Sigh. It's not the Etsy scrape but it IS going to have to go and be repaired. .

Boo! on their karma

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Blue]

~6:30am

"Oh my god what is that smell"
"It smells like the pits in the third layer of hell!"
"Where is it coming fr-"
ಠ_ಠ

Cat left a large liquefied mess on the bed right next to me.
Woe is me.
Poor cat.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

~6:30am

"Oh my god what is that smell"
"It smells like the pits in the third layer of hell!"
"Where is it coming fr-"
ಠ_ಠ

Cat left a large liquefied mess on the bed right next to me.
Woe is me.
Poor cat.

She must like you, as it was beside instead of on you
Poor kitty kitty! Maybe she got into something outside. Hope she's all better!

 

[Vixandra]

Hubbys mom is visiting. I get a two hour break in work and ask hubby to take me to store, MIL offers to watch kids. Okay, we go, get everything to see us to Monday and head back.

Walk into a house that smells more strongly of weed then the dispensary I go to. I bring up that this isn't okay, eldest sons ABA therapist will be here in ten to twenty minutes. So while I'm heading out to truck for more groceries MIL saturates the house in shitty perfume and I can't breathe it. Like I collapsed once entering the cloud and then started hacking and gasping for breath as I crawl and stumble to my room.

So I'm livid I can't get to my desk to work (I work from home and explained this to my boss, thank the gods he's chill AF). I'm furious she fucking knows I have sensitivity to smell issues and I am nearly beyond words that she couldn't wait for us to get back or call us back early if she couldn't handle things without needing to toke up for pain. Not like I don't have edibles or tinctures in house.

 

[SassyKatz71]

Hubbys mom is visiting. I get a two hour break in work and ask hubby to take me to store, MIL offers to watch kids. Okay, we go, get everything to see us to Monday and head back.

Walk into a house that smells more strongly of weed then the dispensary I go to. I bring up that this isn't okay, eldest sons ABA therapist will be here in ten to twenty minutes. So while I'm heading out to truck for more groceries MIL saturates the house in shitty perfume and I can't breathe it. Like I collapsed once entering the cloud and then started hacking and gasping for breath as I crawl and stumble to my room.

So I'm livid I can't get to my desk to work (I work from home and explained this to my boss, thank the gods he's chill AF). I'm furious she fucking knows I have sensitivity to smell issues and I am nearly beyond words that she couldn't wait for us to get back or call us back early if she couldn't handle things without needing to toke up for pain. Not like I don't have edibles or tinctures in house.

I would have flipped.MIL or not. I don't care what others do, but you do not do it in my house !! Period ! I have a deck outside you can go to smoke. I smoke cigs and do not smoke in my house.I also have a sensitive sniffer. So I understand exactly where you're coming from. It doesn't matter if Its weed, some funky perfume etc. I get nauseous,can't breatglh right and sick to my stomach.Its just disrespectful and rude.
My neighbors smoke and it always comes through my vents and I get a headache and don't feel well. Hope things get better for you.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

It's December 22.
It's 45* outside.
The ex turned the goshdarned cooler on at bedtime!!!

What. The. Fuck.

 

[aFairy]

my neighbour 4 houses down the block..
yelling at his lady at 7.30 am, right in front of my door.

yeah right.. arse hole. wrong door.

I'm not scared easily, felt compelled to do something about it, you should've seen the look on his face when I opened my front door .. casually holding my baseball bat.. ( no, i dont play baseball) and hissed at him to fuck off...
It took him 5 seconds to realize I was serious and returned home, mumbeling ..

Im still pissed, cause i know she will let this happend, over and over again..
I just want to grab her by the arms, shake her... tell her to grab her stuff and take control back over her life..

but it's wasted energy..
she settled for something horrible. and it makes me sad.

 

[Blue]

my neighbour 4 houses down the block..
yelling at his lady at 7.30 am, right in front of my door.

yeah right.. arse hole. wrong door.

I'm not scared easily, felt compelled to do something about it, you should've seen the look on his face when I opened my front door .. casually holding my baseball bat.. ( no, i dont play baseball) and hissed at him to fuck off...
It took him 5 seconds to realize I was serious and returned home, mumbeling ..

Im still pissed, cause i know she will let this happend, over and over again..
I just want to grab her by the arms, shake her... tell her to grab her stuff and take control back over her life..

but it's wasted energy..
she settled for something horrible. and it makes me sad.

Much strong.
Best chivalry.
Such manly.
I'll join the back of the queue to kiss your feet.