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haha no. I can write extremely pervy things but can't say them out loud. My mouth freezes. It's so sad. I can barely say "pussy". :rolleyes:


Can you hide your true emotions?
Oh yes. Years in the company of surgeons taught me to smile and think about what I'd like to do to them.
Can you lie without giving yourself away?
 
Damn close

Can you do more than 3 cartwheels in a row??

L:rose:

I haven't tried in years...so probably no.

Oh yes. Years in the company of surgeons taught me to smile and think about what I'd like to do to them.
Can you lie without giving yourself away?


No. I'm terrible at lying.


Can you wrap presents without them looking like a 4 year old did it?
 
I haven't tried in years...so probably no.




No. I'm terrible at lying.


Can you wrap presents without them looking like a 4 year old did it?

My mom taught me at an early age to neatly and properly wrap presents. But then, she also tried to teach me to chew with my mouth closed, so no.....:D

Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
 
I haven't tried in years...so probably no.




No. I'm terrible at lying.


Can you wrap presents without them looking like a 4 year old did it?

Yes, in spite of the fact that I hate wrapping presents.

Can you cut down your own tree.....assuming you don't have a fake one.
 
My mom taught me at an early age to neatly and properly wrap presents. But then, she also tried to teach me to chew with my mouth closed, so no.....:D

Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

No I can't...just tried. haha

Yes, in spite of the fact that I hate wrapping presents.

Can you cut down your own tree.....assuming you don't have a fake one.

I probably could. Never tried. I can swing an ax so...sure!


Can you make wine?
 
No I can't...just tried. haha



I probably could. Never tried. I can swing an ax so...sure!


Can you make wine?

I have limited, "making things" abilities. I can make some food, though they are more like comfort food than delectable items....I made a curved walkway out of brick and concrete a while back - only to get pissed off because I found every single imperfection while looking at it after the concrete set.....I DID make an outdoor lighted Christmas tree that hangs from the upper deck to the bottom of the lower deck out of LED lights and 3 lengths of PVC pipe....that worked OK....

But no, I can't make wine....

Can you easily forget people's names JUST as they enter into your field of vision while in public?
 
I have limited, "making things" abilities. I can make some food, though they are more like comfort food than delectable items....I made a curved walkway out of brick and concrete a while back - only to get pissed off because I found every single imperfection while looking at it after the concrete set.....I DID make an outdoor lighted Christmas tree that hangs from the upper deck to the bottom of the lower deck out of LED lights and 3 lengths of PVC pipe....that worked OK....

But no, I can't make wine....

Can you easily forget people's names JUST as they enter into your field of vision while in public?

So often I've given up worrying about it. My memory is truly fucked.

Can you cope with the floor strewn with wrapping paper and discarded toy boxes for more than 10 minutes before grabbing a black sack?
 
So often I've given up worrying about it. My memory is truly fucked.

Can you cope with the floor strewn with wrapping paper and discarded toy boxes for more than 10 minutes before grabbing a black sack?


Sigh...no.


Can you cope with spending more than 3 hours with your extended family without feeling like screaming/crying/running away?
 
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