Can you really trust someone that doesn't masturbate?

[Ms_Ann]

What? They're t oh oh busy?

 

[KingOrfeo]

You can't trust them, but you can shake hands with them.

 

[Ms_Ann]

You can't trust them, but you can shake hands with them.

You know every time you shake hands with some guy he's had his dick or balls in his hands within the last 20 minutes...

 

[OldJourno]

You know every time you shake hands with some guy he's had his dick or balls in his hands within the last 20 minutes...

That's true of the "member" of the security team at Sunday's Chargers' game. He was whacking off while watching the cheerleaders perform.
I can't believe he was fired. After all, at that point he decided to present as a horny young man.

 

[Ms_Ann]

That's true of the "member" of the security team at Sunday's Chargers' game. He was whacking off while watching the cheerleaders perform.
I can't believe he was fired. After all, at that point he decided to present as a horny young man.

That is really esoteric.

 

[Ms_Ann]

I wonder if Mother Teresa masturbated...

 

[coati]

Can you really trust someone that doesn't masturbate?

This is similar to asking, "Can you really trust someone who never takes a break from being angry or uptight?". So I would say the answer to this more general question is no. Masturbation just happens to be a very "handy" way for most people to transcend their own internal and insane conversations.

I know, I know, Ms Ann, TMI...

 

[Noor]

Yes. Asexual people don't but that hardly makes them not trustworthy.

 

[jomar]

Research has shown that 98% of people admit to masturbating and the other 2% are liers.

 

[Noor]

Research has shown that 98% of people admit to masturbating and the other 2% are liers.

Please cite your sources.

 

[JeffDahmer]

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"You can trust me." - Domino Presley

 

[Ms_Ann]

I mean...you all masturbate. And I trust you.

 

[thør]

No.

:extra letters:

 

[Ms_Ann]

No.

:extra letters:

You don't have to be so emphatic...

 

[Aquagal]

You know every time you shake hands with some guy he's had his dick or balls in his hands within the last 20 minutes...

That's kind of a turn on.

 

[Ms_Ann]

That's kind of a turn on.

I can't get the image of Al Bundy with his hand down his pants out of my head.

 

[Adre]

You know every time you shake hands with some guy he's had his dick or balls in his hands within the last 20 minutes...

When's the last time your dick was in your hands, Ms?

 

[irksomesauce]

When's the last time your dick was in your hands, Ms?

The last time she fed your face?

 

[hashtag4]

When's the last time your dick was in your hands, Ms?

The last time she fed your face?

eyer strikes again.

 

[hashtag4]

So who do irksmosauce and ifrtbtrflys belong to?
(the first one is more clear to me, the second one less so)

eyer?

 

[Ms_Ann]

eyer hasn't posted in a long time. That worries me.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Since I just got up and haven't masturbated I have nothing to contribute that can be trusted to be true...

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[Ms_Ann]

Since I just got up and haven't masturbated I have nothing to contribute that can be trusted to be true...

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Better get whacking.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I don't think my crew would enjoy me whacking while working...

 

[RoryN]

Jenny Jenny who can I run to? (8675309)

Getting the lyrics wrong in a sig for 5+ years = priceless.