What the fuck is wrong with some of you?

[LadyJS]

What's even worse is guys falling all over themselves for phonies on here. Use your brain & not your little head guys, seriously

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I see this every day in the personals; some new "woman" posts an ad with a title like "I Want to be Used Like a Whore", or something similar, and the guys swarm to it. And I have to ask myself, is that what guys on Lit are really looking for? I mean, really????

And people wonder why I have a fucking attitude

 

[Sundayschild]

What's even worse is guys falling all over themselves for phonies on here. Use your brain & not your little head guys, seriously

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They don't have to be female. They just have to be convincing for.....5 minutes usually does it.....

 

[Leigh81]

I see this every day in the personals; some new "woman" posts an ad with a title like "I Want to be Used Like a Whore", or something similar, and the guys swarm to it. And I have to ask myself, is that what guys on Lit are really looking for? I mean, really????

And people wonder why I have a fucking attitude

They don't have to be female. They just have to be convincing for.....5 minutes usually does it.....

They aren't female. At least I know the guys that gravitate to those types & I don't want nothing to do with them. I don't play on here anyways with either sex thank god. I just can't take a guy seriously who falls for this & it's so blatantly obvious
Thankfully the men lesbians have stopped pm'ing me. The bi/lesbian threads in the GLBT Chatter section are a breeding ground. Not all are men but I guarantee it's a large %


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[LadyJS]

men lesbians

I had to laugh at this. This is probably one of those new gender identifications you hear about

 

[Shadoleopard]

I see this every day in the personals; some new "woman" posts an ad with a title like "I Want to be Used Like a Whore", or something similar, and the guys swarm to it. And I have to ask myself, is that what guys on Lit are really looking for? I mean, really????

And people wonder why I have a fucking attitude

I can't stand that shit. As a general rule I reply to those who have a somewhat significant amount of posting. I came to lit to srp back in the day. It is still the main reason I'm here. However, I do seek friends and my Lifemate. I've met a few amazing women on this site. I don't get how the one line one posters garner that much attention. I hope I'm never that desperate. So no... at least, not all the men of lit are looking for hookups with one line one post probable trolls.

 

[ydahecnot]

I had to laugh at this. This is probably one of those new gender identifications you hear about

Mesbians?

 

[BeautifulBlueSky218]

I tend to get a lot of messages that say, "I can't wait to fuck you." or "My cock is throbbing and I'm stroking it for you right now." And this always cracks me up, "I'm in love with you. I'd so love to marry you so I can watch you fuck other men in front of me." Good lord! I won't respond to messages like this. So trust me I know exactly what you're feeling.

 

[Shadoleopard]

Sky, I can honestly say I love your sig pic. My favorite time of night/color. Just gorgeous.

 

[girlyboi85]

My favourite type of PM is still the one that's pre-written and directed at everyone online with a vaguely-female username.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I'm currently digging the posts where some random chick posts in a "Dom's" thread for the sole purpose of expounding the virtues of said Dom and how absolutely wonderful​ he/she/it is...

*Insert barfing emoji*

Really?

You had such a great time/one night stand/ short lived fling that felt it necessary to post and advertise how wonderful it was for you so that someone else can have a nice one nighter/three-monther/etc with him, too?

Gee..
How very subby of you.

 

[Asian_Flower]

My favourite type of PM is still the one that's pre-written and directed at everyone online with a vaguely-female username.

Often without the slightest attempt to hide the fact that it's a "mass marketing" campaign. Just laughable.

Frankly speaking, I don't mind chatting with people over PM, however, it is rare than even the nicest PM doesn't quickly descend into attempted sex talk. I can literally count on a couple of fingers the guys who have PM'd me without having an alterior motive.

Yes, I get it, it's a sex site, but it does not mean women are looking for sex, or sex talk just because they are here.

 

[Asian_Flower]

Here's an example for the guys. I received this PM not a minute ago. Charming.

I'm really drunk
does being an asian flower turn you on?

I don't know what that means, honestly ... my son if half chinese ...

his mother used to say, 'fuck my asian pussy' ... she actuallly said much more graphic things (she had this way with words that could brighten your world ... when she wasn't talking like a whore)


this isn't a sex talk pm by the way.

I'm bored.

 

[Ask For More]

Here's an example for the guys. I received this PM not a minute ago. Charming.

I'm really drunk
does being an asian flower turn you on?

I don't know what that means, honestly ... my son if half chinese ...

his mother used to say, 'fuck my asian pussy' ... she actuallly said much more graphic things (she had this way with words that could brighten your world ... when she wasn't talking like a whore)


this isn't a sex talk pm by the way.

I'm bored.

Such eloquence. I'm astounded.

 

[ydahecnot]

It sounded better in my head

 

[Farawyn]

*subscribed*

Random, unasked for dick pics. Smh. Get over yourselves, guys.

Love ya, RA. Great thread.

 

[samisfun]

Here's an example for the guys. I received this PM not a minute ago. Charming.

I'm really drunk
does being an asian flower turn you on?

I don't know what that means, honestly ... my son if half chinese ...

his mother used to say, 'fuck my asian pussy' ... she actuallly said much more graphic things (she had this way with words that could brighten your world ... when she wasn't talking like a whore)


this isn't a sex talk pm by the way.

I'm bored.

Ok I take it back. That's insane. I now feel like mine are Hemingway.

 

[ElsieElsewhere]

Ok I take it back. That's insane. I now feel like mine are Hemingway.

I would love a Hemingway-esque PM about how hard your dick is.

This reminds me of something I was talking about with my friend earlier, where she asked about what author I was studying right now. When she asked me for an example on how he writes, I just fabricated some retarded quote and sent it as if it were quoted from the authors writing. What I had put down seriously looked a lot like the PMs I get on a daily basis.

Elsie S.:
it's the author i want to study as much as possible because of the way he writes about sex isn't so... graphic like how i write about it now
i don't think the way i write it is bad. i am sure a lot of people like it
but it's way more... of an emotional and metaphorical experience with the way salter writes

Ally:
Interesting, have any examples?

Elsie S.:
"i put my banana into her ripened peach shaped badonkadonk, my giant fruit-dong collided with her juicy fruit, making the sexiest fruit COCKtail ever lol jk" - James Salter

Ally:
Hahahahahahaha fuck I'm dying
The "lol jk" makes it


But here's the real quote that was given to me by one of my editors as an example:

"Tremendous deliberation. Reverent movement, oblivious, assured. She is writhing, like a dying snake, like a woman in bedlam. Everything and nothing, and meanwhile the invincible rocket, devouring miles, flying lead-heavy through actual minutes and men's dreams."

I'd like to be able to write like that with fluidity. Instead, I just try to avoid putting blatant sex into text, and when I do, I go all out and use cock every cock other cock word cock.

 

[samisfun]

I would love a Hemingway-esque PM about how hard your dick is.

This reminds me of something I was talking about with my friend earlier, where she asked about what author I was studying right now. When she asked me for an example on how he writes, I just fabricated some retarded quote and sent it as if it were quoted from the authors writing. What I had put down seriously looked a lot like the PMs I get on a dail basis.

Elsie S.:
it's the author i want to study as much as possible because of the way he writes about sex isn't so... graphic like how i write about it now
i don't think the way i write it is bad. i am sure a lot of people like it
but it's way more... of an emotional and metaphorical experience with the way salter writes

Ally:
Interesting, have any examples?

Elsie S.:
"i put my banana into her ripened peach shaped badonkadonk, my giant fruit-dong collided with her juicy fruit, making the sexiest fruit COCKtail ever lol jk" - James Salter

Ally:
Hahahahahahaha fuck I'm dying
The "lol jk" makes it


But here's the real quote that was given to me by one of my editors as an example:

"Tremendous deliberation. Reverent movement, oblivious, assured. She is writhing, like a dying snake, like a woman in bedlam. Everything and nothing, and meanwhile the invincible rocket, devouring miles, flying lead-heavy through actual minutes and men's dreams."

I'd like to be able to write like that with fluidity. Instead, I just try to avoid putting blatant sex into text, and when I do, I go all out and use cock every cock other cock word cock.

It was the best it times, it was the worst of times. Cocks were filling, moving, debating, and inflating.

 

[AKentuckyLady]

It was the best it times, it was the worst of times. Cocks were filling, moving, debating, and inflating.

Sounds like the Macy's New Year's Day parade....

*has visions of 2 story high inflatable cocks floating down the street*

 

[samisfun]

Sounds like the Macy's New Year's Day parade....

*has visions of 2 story high inflatable cocks floating down the street*

Haha hopefully really veiny ones with a curve to them. What colour?

 

[LadyJS]

It was the best it times, it was the worst of times. Cocks were filling, moving, debating, and inflating.

This sounds more of a Dickensian dick description as opposed to Hemingway-esque, but what do I know?

 

[samisfun]

This sounds more of a Dickensian dick description as opposed to Hemingway-esque, but what do I know?

It is. I couldn't think of a good Hemingway opener that everyone knew.

 

[jordanp76]

It is. I couldn't think of a good Hemingway opener that everyone knew.

My cock was hard. Like life. It was pretty to think so. And then it died.

 

[AKentuckyLady]

My cock was hard. Like life. It was pretty to think so. And then it died.

^^ Nailed it!

 

[Endless_Night]

My cock was hard. Like life. It was pretty to think so. And then it died.

Hahahahahaha! Awesome.