Baby It's Cold Outside!

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What happens when it is too cold to venture out?

~ on the farm: Pa has to go milk the cows in the barn, but Ma is worried he'll freeze, so today it is 18 year old daughter's chore to go out with Dad. The sight of Dad fondling the udders does strange things to daughter's libido (fetish variant: daughter is a bit more than 18, is nursing a baby, asks Daddy to milk her...)

~ at boarding school: do the teachers use the fact that they are stuck in the senior dorm as a chance to teach sex ed? or is it just a senior student mix and match orgy?

~ at the office: cars won't start, the City is closed, roads impassable. everybody settles in for a long night. Someone finds a stash of booze... hilarity ensues

~ ye olde "car breaks down in woods" trope, complete with trek to the isolated cabin. As a twist, does protagonist walk in on hillbilly incest? Or are the two protagonists an incest couple who can't restrain themselves in front of the sex starved hermit?

~ the central heating goes out, so the whole family must snuggle together for warmth under a pile of blankets next to the fireplace- Mom, Dad, 18 year old Nancy, 20 year old Daryl, 19 year old gender fluid Sam...

 

[Hypoxia]

* At the overbooked casino-resort; guests (who can't leave because blizzard) are tripled-up in hotel rooms, forced to share showers and beds.

* At the trekkers' or geocachers' camp; the group must huddle together in the one largest tent. Could be a church Youth Leadership camp, too. Hope the wendigo or a sasquatch doesn't show up.

* On a passenger train caught in the blizzard for a few days. At least there's food, drink, and bunks aboard. It's worse on an unstocked commuter train.

* On a riverboat or coastal cruise ship caught in thick ice and whiteout. Outer cabins are abandoned as passengers haul bedding into the warm engine room.

* At the big downtown gym, maybe at the Y. Everybody into the sauna!

 

[Carnevil9]

Start with a man and a woman who hate each other. Maybe they are ex-spouses, or two lawyers on opposite sides of a case, or two feuding co-workers, or maybe two siblings who have always been at each other's throats. Anyway, they are in a car, at night, in the winter, and the car breaks down in a snowstorm. They call for help, but are told emergency crews are swamped, and it will be several hours before they are rescued.

So they get into the back seat and snuggle under a blanket to try to conserve warmth. But they are bickering and fighting all the while that they are rubbing up against each other. He can't help but feel her big tits against his chest, and she can't help but feel the bulge of his cock against her thigh. They both get hornier and hornier as they try to stay warm, and the intensity of their mutual hatred just fuels the flames of passion even higher.....

 

[Jay321]

GODDAMN I HATE THAT SONG!

we now return you to your regularly scheduled thread...

 

[Hypoxia]

GODDAMN I HATE THAT SONG!

I hated it too... till our new neighbor, a freshly-minted music teacher hired by the middle school, sang a beautifully suggestive a'capella duet with a chap over twice her age at our small-town community Solstice festival. They transcended the usual vicarious experience, made it personal.

 

[Jay321]

I have worked retail for seven Christmases now, I have heard it so many times that I don't thing there is saving it. Other songs on the list include Santa Baby, Marshmallow World, 12 Days of Christmas, The Grinch, Frosty, Jingle Bells.

I do however have Silent Night set as my ringtone for those that don't think that I get into the Christmas spirit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBLzHGVL9lg&list=RDYBLzHGVL9lg

 

[Hypoxia]

I have worked retail for seven Christmases now, I have heard it so many times that I don't thing there is saving it. Other songs on the list include Santa Baby, Marshmallow World, 12 Days of Christmas, The Grinch, Frosty, Jingle Bells.

I wear earplugs whenever I shop retail after Hallowe'en. I otherwise cringe at the same old deadly XMas-oid stuff I've heard googolplex times over the last seven decades. I don't mind quaint ethnic XMas songs in languages I don't know; they sound fresh. Good parodies and vicious mashups and offtakes are always fun, too. But the same old same old? Oh no, no, no...

ObTopic: Set a tale in a city that's shut-down by an unexpected blizzard -- like Lincoln, Nebraska in November 1997 when an early storm froze trees that hadn't yet shed leaves and winterized. Every fucking tree in town exploded. The night sounded like random shotguns firing every few seconds. I drove into town the morning before to visit friends and was stuck there for three days.

That's the scene. The story can follow a cabal of unfaithful friends marooned together, who wonder if any of the shotgun blasts came from cheated mates seeking revenge. They continue fucking but cringe with every shot. Nervous sex...

 

[sirhugs]

Stranded at the bus depot or airport- especially good for return to school or returning home from family holidays angles...