I want an Equal

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Looking for my equal.
One who doesn't mind me letting him appear dominant occasionally.
Preferably local and not online.
Actually that's not preference. That's a requirement.
Must be single.
As in not married, no live-ins... And no sob stories.
Must have a JOB!
For the love of GOD I'm not a sugar mama.

Let's see... Anything I left off?


Oh, yeah. I know my PMs are off. There's a reason for this.
If you are serious about responding, message me here. In this thread. And don't be a whiny little bitch if we don't hit it off. It just means you're not the yin to my yang.
K?

Okay...

 

[DonQuixoteindfw]

Looking for my equal.
One who doesn't mind me letting him appear dominant occasionally.
Preferably local and not online.
Actually that's not preference. That's a requirement.
Must be single.
As in not married, no live-ins... And no sob stories.
Must have a JOB!
For the love of GOD I'm not a sugar mama.

Let's see... Anything I left off?


Oh, yeah. I know my PMs are off. There's a reason for this.
If you are serious about responding, message me here. In this thread. And don't be a whiny little bitch if we don't hit it off. It just means you're not the yin to my yang.
K?

Okay...

Hello,
Damn I wish I was local to you, or one of us was able to relocate.
But a suggestion to make your search more successful, you might want to say where local really is?

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Hello,
Damn I wish I was local to you, or one of us was able to relocate.
But a suggestion to make your search more successful, you might want to say where local really is?

*points to data below AV..*
H--town=Houston and it's surrounding areas.

 

[DonQuixoteindfw]

*points to data below AV..*
H--town=Houston and it's surrounding areas.

Silly me, I didn't see it there before, Sorry.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Silly me, I didn't see it there before, Sorry.

nothing to be sorry for..

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

No such thing as an equal. You are a goddess. None of these fuckers is fit to tie your shoe.

But hey, there might be one or two nice guys out there.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

No such thing as an equal. You are a goddess. None of these fuckers is fit to tie your shoe.

But hey, there might be one or two nice guys out there.

whoa there, Missy! Puttin' me kind o' high up on that thar pedestal, ain't cha?

 

[masterofnymphoslut]

A lady who knows what she wants

A confident lady who knows what she wants. Very attractive. Not to mention you're a lady living in Texas wearing a Tarheels jersey. Gutsy. Sorry I live in Wisconsin.

 

[daddysbaby150]

Looking for my equal.
One who doesn't mind me letting him appear dominant occasionally.
Preferably local and not online.
Actually that's not preference. That's a requirement.
Must be single.
As in not married, no live-ins... And no sob stories.
Must have a JOB!
For the love of GOD I'm not a sugar mama.

Let's see... Anything I left off?


Oh, yeah. I know my PMs are off. There's a reason for this.
If you are serious about responding, message me here. In this thread. And don't be a whiny little bitch if we don't hit it off. It just means you're not the yin to my yang.
K?

Okay...

OMG. This made me laugh so hard. Go girl. Love that they have to have a job! Good requirement. Best of luck to you.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

whoa there, Missy! Puttin' me kind o' high up on that thar pedestal, ain't cha?

I calls 'em as I sees 'em.

You are quality. Never settle for less.

Did that scare off your potential suitors? Sorry!!

Please carry on.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

A confident lady who knows what she wants. Very attractive. Not to mention you're a lady living in Texas wearing a Tarheels jersey. Gutsy. Sorry I live in Wisconsin.

lol!
No matter where I reside, I'll always be a Tarheel.

OMG. This made me laugh so hard. Go girl. Love that they have to have a job! Good requirement. Best of luck to you.

glad I could illicit a smile.
Thank you!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I calls 'em as I sees 'em.

You are quality. Never settle for less.

Did that scare off your potential suitors? Sorry!!

Please carry on.

now that's some funny shit right there!
You said "potential suitors" as if I had any..

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

now that's some funny shit right there!
You said "potential suitors" as if I had any..

Everyone has potential, it just depends on how much you're willing to compromise.

 

[daddysbaby150]

lol!
No matter where I reside, I'll always be a Tarheel.

glad I could illicit a smile.
Thank you!

You are more than welcome. I wish more people were so upfront on what they wanted. Hopefully your post can save u a lot of time and heartache. Although I believe in some of these others comments about you not finding your equal, it's clear you have set the bar pretty high for yourself. Rightfully so!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Everyone has potential, it just depends on how much you're willing to compromise.

potential...as in every living organism has the "potential" to become petroleum at some point.

Yep.
Gotcha.

You are more than welcome. I wish more people were so upfront on what they wanted. Hopefully your post can save u a lot of time and heartache. Although I believe in some of these others comments about you not finding your equal, it's clear you have set the bar pretty high for yourself. Rightfully so!

thank you.
I'm only half heartedly posting this ad.
I already know the mold got broken when I was created.

The trick is finding a potter who might be willing to fill in the cracks, fire me up, and relish the treasure for years to come...

As opposed to slapping a little mud on me, setting me on the porch and then using me to hold wet umbrellas.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

bump.

 

[Shadoleopard]

I really like this ad. I see on facebook, occasionally, a post of this ceramic bowl that was broken. The cracks are all filled with gold. I can't remember what the word for it is used, but is attributed to the ZJapanese, and it describes taking something broken, instead of making it trash... making it more beautiful than it was, and giving it functionality again.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I really like this ad. I see on facebook, occasionally, a post of this ceramic bowl that was broken. The cracks are all filled with gold. I can't remember what the word for it is used, but is attributed to the ZJapanese, and it describes taking something broken, instead of making it trash... making it more beautiful than it was, and giving it functionality again.

 

[Poeticaesthetic]

Hey what's up??

I remember hanging out with you a few times a few years ago. You were so much fun! I think about you often.

I figured you had found somebody. After all, who could keep their hands off a sexy woman like you? But if you are single now then maybe we could hang out??

Let me know! Message me on here or on kik niceguy5400

Looking for my equal.
One who doesn't mind me letting him appear dominant occasionally.
Preferably local and not online.
Actually that's not preference. That's a requirement.
Must be single.
As in not married, no live-ins... And no sob stories.
Must have a JOB!
For the love of GOD I'm not a sugar mama.

Let's see... Anything I left off?


Oh, yeah. I know my PMs are off. There's a reason for this.
If you are serious about responding, message me here. In this thread. And don't be a whiny little bitch if we don't hit it off. It just means you're not the yin to my yang.
K?

Okay...

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

thank you for the bump.

Yes, I'm still single because I'm hunting for that elusive unicorn called "Monogamy"

I hear she's been spotted only once or twice on the back forty in the last century.

I don't like to climb up in the stand very often, so I'm not likely to actually bag her.

I remember you, too.
Sweet.
Young
Bit of a horndog

And not looking for the everlasting.

Hope you're doing well.

 

[ArthurW]

Sweet lady there is no one your equal here. Near misses but that's all its not on what you write but the lady inside. I wish you all the best on your search though.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Sweet lady there is no one your equal here. Near misses but that's all its not on what you write but the lady inside. I wish you all the best on your search though.

thank you, Arthur.
Really, nothing special over here. Just a woman with a penchant for no nonsense looking for the one who can make her believe in magic again..

 

[BBW_T&A_Lover]

I really hope you do find that special someone RA. In the past, you've always been very nice to me when I've PMed you something simple as "HI."

If a dope like me can find someone on here, you shouldn't have a problem.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I really hope you do find that special someone RA. In the past, you've always been very nice to me when I've PMed you something simple as "HI."

If a dope like me can find someone on here, you shouldn't have a problem.

thank you.
See?? I haven't always been a Crabapple...lol
I was glad to hear you found that special someone. Everyone deserves that kind of happiness.

 

[Poeticaesthetic]

How's it going tonight?

Hey there I was just thinking of you today. How's your evening going? Nice day in TX eh?