Emerson40 the carpenter

[hashtag4]

Emerson40 the Carpenter

This pillar of society and family man never ceases to surprise and amaze.

Not only that he has the most creative ways of achieving arousal:
- through cyberstalking male posters or those whom he suspects of being female impersonators with all sorts of enticing comments about their buttholes and anal sex, (My estimation is that he spends at least a couple of hours every day checking his phone for their posts, because he often posts within minutes of theirs)

But he's also a very enthusiastic craftsperson and handyman.

While most guys help around the house by fixing the porch or building that extra cupboard,
Emerson drills holes into the family home chairs and tables:

 

[hashtag4]

Ours is a similar design, only in natural maple and with a higher back. We have a removable leather headrest that snaps on the top, and an eye-bolt and swivel bolt snap high up the back,
to attach a collar.

Avoid a chair with arms or arm rests.
Great for securing the arms of the restrained, but limits access to areas where one might want to use a wartenberg pinwheel, or small brush.

When designing and making one, make sure the chair is a stout, solid one. It is amazing the strength a woman can produce when struggling against restraint, riding the intense wave of an orgasm. Snap a spindly leg right off.

 

[hashtag4]

Not difficult to make at all.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/8e25398c4dc339a180856aaf0a962b54/tumblr_nrzzozLDkO1u21h8ao1_500.jpg

That thing (the hitachi wand) poking out of the hole which he drilled into the chair is the
funniest thing I ever saw!

 

[hashtag4]

Lol
I just opened the computer again and guess who just posted in another threaf: Emerson40. So predictable. I swear the dude has some alarm bell which gets triggered whenever I mention his name and such

Dude. Your family would appreciate it more if you got off your fat ass and did the dishes or cleaned the bathroom once in a while, instead of wasting hours every day cyberstaking people on porn boards with all sorts of sleazy and creepy shit.

 

[hashtag4]

He should change his name to ReppressedGayHomophobe40.

Seriously.
A lot of this dude's puzzling and contradictory behaviors point in that direction.



Because on one hand he cyberstalks male posters and myself (and that's only because he's convinced that I'm a female impersonator, a shemale: such wishful thinking lol )
-with sleazy or derogatory posts and pics.about men involved in -mostly anal- sex.

Yet on the other hand, he keeps accusing posters of being homophobes over all sorts of nonsense.

I remember how he kept emoting in front of stickygirl that his heart breaks whenever he witnesses homophobic attitudes directed at homosexuals and transgenders.
- And that was just hours after he posted very demeaning carricatures of transgenders or homosexual individuals engaged in anal sex.

 

[hashtag4]

Not difficult to make at all.




http://40.media.tumblr.com/8e25398c4dc339a180856aaf0a962b54/tumblr_nrzzozLDkO1u21h8ao1_500.jpg

In view of my comments as above,
why do I have the suspicion that he uses the hitachi-wand chair mainly on himself?

Now That's a sexual fantasy about Emerson which I don't mind having lol

Because if Emerson keeps having and imposing his fantasies about their buttholes and sexual lives on others,
why shouldn't others do the same?

 

[water505]

I just don't get the obsession with other people around here.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Chewing on woodies don't make anyone a carpenter.

 

[Lancecastor]

Lol
I just opened the computer again and guess who just posted in another threaf: Emerson40. So predictable. I swear the dude has some alarm bell which gets triggered whenever I mention his name and such

Dude. Your family would appreciate it more if you got off your fat ass and did the dishes or cleaned the bathroom once in a while, instead of wasting hours every day cyberstaking people on porn boards with all sorts of sleazy and creepy shit.

The GB has been good for you... just look at your improved sense of English grammar, spelling and syntax!

 

[Pookie]

The GB has been good for you... just look at your improved sense of English grammar, spelling and syntax!

It's the little things like this that make Lit's existence worth it. Laurel has got to be smiling.

 

[hashtag4]

The GB has been good for you... just look at your improved sense of English grammar, spelling and syntax!

On a serious note, you're right actually:
I still make awkward mistakes, but the process of producing sentences isn't as painful as it was. An my vocabulary improved heaps too through osmosis, with the bad (mostly) but also the good.

I guess there are many other ways in which Lit. helps: if one is able to toughen up and survive the shit that we keep throwing at each other, they're good to go and can face pretty much everything IRL.

 

[RobDownSouth]

It's the little things like this that make Lit's existence worth it. Laurel has got to be smiling.

He's picking up Murican slang pretty well too. In the Rory thread he used "flabbergasted"....not too many Pakistani guys use that word.

 

[hashtag4]

Aww… .
I see that RacistRedneckDownSouth finally mustered the courage to troll me under his real username. Instead of hiding behind his army of attack alts.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Aww… .
I see that RacistRedneckDownSouth finally mustered the courage to troll me under his real username. Instead of hiding behind his army of attack alts.

*splutter splutter....attack alts!*

SSDD. SAD.

 

[Lancecastor]

He's picking up Murican slang pretty well too. In the Rory thread he used "flabbergasted"....not too many Pakistani guys use that word.

Ease up, Rob...after all, we've all been playing along with your man from texas routine for nearly 15 years.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Ease up, Rob...after all, we've all been playing along with your man from texas routine for nearly 15 years.

I've only been here for the past few years, Lance. I'm flabbergasted that you think otherwise.

 

[hashtag4]

He's picking up Murican slang pretty well too. In the Rory thread he used "flabbergasted"....not too many Pakistani guys use that word.

Also good to know that you decided to drop any pretense and show everybody that You are behind that army of attack alts.

Because your shitty attack alts were the only ones in this forum who ever called me pakistani or paki.
Does "stinki paki from a thirld world shithole" ring a bell, WhitetrashDownSouth?

 

[Lancecastor]

I've only been here for the past few years, Lance. I'm flabbergasted that you think otherwise.

Flabbergasted?

Wasn't that you all pumping iron, head shaving and challenging dudes to take off your shirt contests?

What happened? Did you get back on the "soda" habit with Pink?

Where is the Rob I knew? Was there ever a Rob I knew?

 

[Queertag45]

He's picking up Murican slang pretty well too. In the Rory thread he used "flabbergasted"....not too many Pakistani guys use that word.

I know, it's amazing he has time to learn English with all the aunty raping and penis tucking. It's impressive.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Also good to know that you decided to drop any pretense and show everybody that You are behind that army of attack alts.

Because your shitty attack alts were the only ones in this forum who ever called me pakistani or paki.
Does "stinki paki from a thirld world shithole" ring a bell, WhitetrashDownSouth?

Time to check your Alt Codicil, Queerbait.

This ID has always been from "Pakistan". Yes, I know the original plan was to have Aella/Hashtag be from India, but that would have been problematic if Subdued Passion, a real Indian woman, ever returned here. Ergo, Pakistan.

 

[hashtag4]

Time to check your Alt Codicil, Queerbait.

This ID has always been from "Pakistan". Yes, I know the original plan was to have Aella/Hashtag be from India, but that would have been problematic if Subdued Passion ever returned here. Ergo, Pakistan.

Do you ever take a step back and realise how retarded and lackluster you sound (to paraphrase Sean) as opposed to naughty-cute, witty and intriguing (as you see yourself to be) ?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Do you ever take a step back and realise how retarded and lackluster you sound (to paraphrase Sean) as opposed to naughty-cute, witty and intriguing (as you see yourself to be) ?

Using "Lackluster" AND "Flabbergasted" in the same day?

Your command of the English language is extraordinary, my dear sissiboi.

I know I've criticized your needing an IEP to get through high school in the past, but I can't argue with the results of your English vocabulary instruction.

 

[Aphro]

Perfection!

An Emerson-shaming thread turns into a RobDownSouth bitchfest.

Hashtag for the win!

 

[ryan8558]

*splutter splutter....attack alts!*

SSDD. SAD.

Please stop quoting Trump.

 

[hashtag4]

Perfection!

An Emerson-shaming thread turns into a RobDownSouth bitchfest.

Hashtag for the win!

Well Aphroditiac, pardon me for pointing the obvious:

But it's a huge tell for me that you get on your high horse whenever I shame Emerson or Rob,

yet you NEVER do that when either of them stalk me or other people with things that are 50 times worse. And they do that almost daily, several tines a day.