give it a name!

[bluekitty69]

Have you or a lover given a nickname to your "naughty bits?" is it a turn off or just to much cuteness. Post nicknames and comment please!

I'll start...I hate calling it my "pubic hair" so I call it my " bunny fur" I know to cute!

 

[girlyboi85]

I call my penis the Donald Trump because it's irritating, unwanted by most, and has a habit of popping-up when it isn't needed.

 

[bluekitty69]

I call my penis the Donald Trump because it's irritating, unwanted by most, and has a habit of popping-up when it isn't needed.

I laughed so hard I had soda coming out of my nose!

 

[Klinkster]

My W calls my penis the Spitting Monster.

Not that big....but the spitting part is right!!

 

[xxromanceguy]

Have had many names over the years... "bob", pork sword, Peter and the boys, Frank and beans, one eyed blue viewed heat seeking moisture missle, jizz stik, Mi polo, cave snake, clam spear.... just a few

 

[bluekitty69]

name it!

Sorry sweeties I should have put this in the general forum! Hope it still gets some traffic!

 

[Todger65]

One eyed cobra. I rises up and spits when agitated

 

[betabrad]

I have called my little penis "sissy" and "princess". I'm thinking about having one of those names tattooed just above it in pink. Does anyone know of any other good names to give a small penis ?

 

[twister947]

I have called my little penis "sissy" and "princess". I'm thinking about having one of those names tattooed just above it in pink. Does anyone know of any other good names to give a small penis ?

Pitiful?

 

[SquishyBits]

Have had many names over the years... "bob", pork sword, Peter and the boys, Frank and beans, one eyed blue viewed heat seeking moisture missle, jizz stik, Mi polo, cave snake, clam spear.... just a few

Pork sword! Gave me a good laugh today. Thanks for that!

 

[Chimptron]

Have you or a lover given a nickname to your "naughty bits?" is it a turn off or just to much cuteness. Post nicknames and comment please!

I'll start...I hate calling it my "pubic hair" so I call it my " bunny fur" I know to cute!

Bunny fur, that is cute! But by just a hare, haha.

Actually, I can't seem to picture it...

 

[betabrad]

Now I'm thinking about naming my penis "tinkerbell" . I think that would be a cute name for it, with a little tattoo of tinkerbell just above it.

 

[J1biboi]

I call my penis the Donald Trump because it's irritating, unwanted by most, and has a habit of popping-up when it isn't needed.

This needs a like button!

 

[shesaysimtiny]

Called

My pecker is called bubble......everyone blows em!

 

[L8tnIt]

I once had a Significant Other refer to mine as the Captain!

 

[SissySalina]

She calls it "stubs".

 

[bluekitty69]

Bunny fur, that is cute! But by just a hare, haha.

Actually, I can't seem to picture it...

Oh God not a pun! face in palm of hand! And you just have no imagination! It's pretty awesome! In my humble opinion!

 

[crashD]

once saw a circus elephant named king tusk.

long tusks that curved upward and swayed out in front as he walked.

since that pretty much describes my cock - KT...

 

[IceyBlue]

Being a pilot, my girls call it my 'control stick' after a joke t-shirt one of them got that said "I have the pussy, I make the rules" to which i laughed and disagreed and brought out my t-shirt that says "Pilots have better control of their stick, get up faster and stay up longer".

Of course the fact that most of them have a 'landing strip' just makes the joke that much funnier.

 

[UnderMyKilt]

My wife calls my penis the "Big Banana"....presumably because of its banana-like curve when erect.

 

[Carnevil9]

I picked this one up in Jamaica: "Big Bamboo!"

 

[AlwaysInTrouble]

An ex-lover referred to it as "Big Ben"

 

[pommeladwin]

Slim Jim

 

[naughtoldperv]

We call My 'little head' 'Willy'...........
hers is 'Wet Willy'

 

[Tooshytosct]

I call mine...

The Choking Hazard... rimshot!